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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
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 Dr. Bathroom: Who's the wise ass with the mother's day gift idea? I got your mother's day gift right here.
 doop: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
 fanny: @a robot holy crap you were telling the truth! it would make a great Mother's Day gift though
 a robot: Daily chat thread daily tip: Don't click the sponsored link if you're at work and/or don't want to see a giant dildo pop up on your screen.
 Warezlock: The perp appears to be dressed as a footie hooligan.
 fanny: @hex0 haha maybe... Disney is awful too :)
 Defiance: same @westerner
 hex0: @fanny is it Disney font?
 AdamBomb286: How many pistols does that guy carry?
 Mr. Shine: Why are those garbagemen even armed?
 westerner: At the same time. hail satan
 fanny: I think we just discovered a font worse than comic sans
Image 102197   04-30-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
184
 
 alex: taste our Schwetty Balls
 Picklepuss: wasn't that a Sheena Easton song?
 DrinkMixMan: *Sticks his nose in the gay clerk's testicles*
Image 102196   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
1455
 
 MaronaPossessed: Daawww
 becca: soooo good! @a robot
 gary: :)
 San DoDo: :(:
 ping: :/ to :)
 tib gubb: this image is truth.
 Warezlock: Too much beautiful for one spaceship.
 Warezlock: I like this version better than the other one.
 Wet farts: A photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them RAD.
 ron mexico: d'aww :)
 Coolguy: @5 Headed Snake God hahaha you are pretty tricky.. No I am not refering to the switcherino. I'm trying to be sincere for once in my life
 5 Headed Snake God: @Coolguy So you're saying we're a bunch of beautiful people?
 Coolguy: You guys are all beautiful!
Image 102195   04-30-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
576
 
 neutron: ain't supposed to lie to kids
 tib gubb: *snicker*
 AdamBomb286: What if you tell them they're beautiful?
 MassDefect: I see these ads everywhere and I think the same thing each time.
 shitshow: eat up with the dumbass!
 DrinkMixMan: LOL. Idiots
 WaffleIron: Psych!
 a robot: Haha! Those suckers.
Image 102194   04-30-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
194
 
 DrinkMixMan: @DesertPlah i;m wracked with guilt about thos beans
 prospector: Since then grandpa's not been allowed to eat beans.
Image 102193   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
253
 
 FarmerWalk: @Thorb Grombies i agree with this
 GiveMePlus: he found his bear balls
 Teechur: They see me rollin'...they hatin'.
 tina: like a boss
 ignatz: furball
 Mr. Whiskers: Let me save you a lot of time and sore necks and tell you it can't be done
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 XLY: Orobearus
 Idontknowszz: snakes can do it why can't I?
Image 102192   04-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
516
 
 Kess: "Ummm... Run!"
 savvoy: Liam Neeson
 Teechur: Go ahead. Throw another water balloon.
 Mr. Shine: "Long live the king!"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi, I'm Jesus Cat.
Image 102191   04-30-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
211
 
 savvoy: Fun fact: that gentleman is clamping the wheel because the car is parked illegally
 Headoftheclass: Naaaaaaiiiiiled it.
 Slowpoke: Try practising with traffic cones, next time.
 Kool Aid Man: Like a glove
Image 102190   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Fid
Score:
473
 
 hex0: Is that one of those sparkly stickers I got at the bowling alley when I was just a child?
 Bob: That is how the computering works.
 MaronaPossessed: Not sure if it means for trolls or not...
Image 102189   04-30-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
354
 
 Donut: "What the hell is in this cigar?"
 meh: @XLY me too?
 Picklepuss: these new Leisure Town strips are weird
 Mr. Shine: Golgo 13 is going to f#ck them up!
 Gomi Day: the professional always maintains his cool in a crisis.
 Sum Gye: I think they just pulled off a heist
 XLY: I have never been more frightened actually, but I'll leave a comment anyway
Image 102188   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Donut
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