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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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4. DrNinjaman
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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
592
 
 neutron: ain't supposed to lie to kids
 tib gubb: *snicker*
 AdamBomb286: What if you tell them they're beautiful?
 MassDefect: I see these ads everywhere and I think the same thing each time.
 shitshow: eat up with the dumbass!
 DrinkMixMan: LOL. Idiots
 WaffleIron: Psych!
 a robot: Haha! Those suckers.
Image 102194   04-30-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
194
 
 DrinkMixMan: @DesertPlah i;m wracked with guilt about thos beans
 prospector: Since then grandpa's not been allowed to eat beans.
Image 102193   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
253
 
 FarmerWalk: @Thorb Grombies i agree with this
 GiveMePlus: he found his bear balls
 Teechur: They see me rollin'...they hatin'.
 tina: like a boss
 ignatz: furball
 Mr. Whiskers: Let me save you a lot of time and sore necks and tell you it can't be done
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 XLY: Orobearus
 Idontknowszz: snakes can do it why can't I?
Image 102192   04-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
516
 
 Kess: "Ummm... Run!"
 savvoy: Liam Neeson
 Teechur: Go ahead. Throw another water balloon.
 Mr. Shine: "Long live the king!"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi, I'm Jesus Cat.
Image 102191   04-30-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
211
 
 savvoy: Fun fact: that gentleman is clamping the wheel because the car is parked illegally
 Headoftheclass: Naaaaaaiiiiiled it.
 Slowpoke: Try practising with traffic cones, next time.
 Kool Aid Man: Like a glove
Image 102190   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Fid
Score:
473
 
 hex0: Is that one of those sparkly stickers I got at the bowling alley when I was just a child?
 Bob: That is how the computering works.
 MaronaPossessed: Not sure if it means for trolls or not...
Image 102189   04-30-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
378
 
 Donut: "What the hell is in this cigar?"
 meh: @XLY me too?
 Picklepuss: these new Leisure Town strips are weird
 Mr. Shine: Golgo 13 is going to f#ck them up!
 Gomi Day: the professional always maintains his cool in a crisis.
 Sum Gye: I think they just pulled off a heist
 XLY: I have never been more frightened actually, but I'll leave a comment anyway
Image 102188   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
621
 
 Korrok: She wants the disk.
 male anon: @WaffleIron lolz
 Air Biscuit: @fenrisw01f @a robot you could just crtl+z your crtl+alt+del.
 tib gubb: excuse me, miss? you seemed to have captured a screenshot from my pc and turned it into a dress ; i just wanted to say I'm impressed
 chelseachels: @Mr. Shine does my Mac even want to do this?
 WaffleIron: Wearable computing is the new tech trend.
 Mr. Shine: Can your Mac do this?
 kristy: Alternately, Microsoft's first attempt at a dressputer.
 Kool Aid Man: 404 panties not found
 Nope: @a robot a hole is a hole
 Bert Bertbert: @a robot - How can you be sure any of those things'd make a difference?
 a robot: @fenrisw01f Are you sure? What if this is a man with long hair and a nice bum? Or a woman with a pig face like from the Twilight Zone? Or a flesh-eating lizard person? How can you be sure of anything?
 lebron: I'd like to CTRL + ALT + DEL that dress.
 fenrisw01f: I'd like to CTRL + ALT + DEL that dress.
Image 102187   04-30-16   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
201
 
 wootman: @CormPlembole Whoops, I meant James Madison. (McKinley is on the $500 bill)
 pawsies: @savvoy There was a $5000 bill with McKinley on James Madison on it, Salmon P Chase was on the $10,000 and Woodrow Wilson was on the $100,000 bill. Those last two were gold certificates though and not for general circulation.
 petunias: Not the most famous president, but that 'stache makes anything look like it's worth $1000.
 savvoy: I'd never seen a $1000 bill before. So, what's the next highest denomination? I've heard the $10 000 bill has ALL the presidents on it
 Warezlock: This makes my legal tender.
 Firm Buttocks: C G
 Coolguy: All about dem Clevelands hawmie!
 fenrisw01f: congratulations?
Image 102186   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
277
 
 Prombom: This ilk are like an instr
 AdamBomb286: A little pasta water tossed in the skillet will thicken the sauce and help it stick.
 PornoPedler: these girls have had collectively 263 sex partners. Sophia has had 25, Blanche between 143 and 164. (Dorothey 43, Rose 30)
 Firm Buttocks: How did they find Estelle Getty's clone
 Ignatius: followed up by an innuendo-charged comeback line no doubt
 Coolguy: Daaaaaaamn! Sick ass burn, Grandma !
Image 102185   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
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