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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
592
 
 neutron: ain't supposed to lie to kids
 tib gubb: *snicker*
 AdamBomb286: What if you tell them they're beautiful?
 MassDefect: I see these ads everywhere and I think the same thing each time.
 shitshow: eat up with the dumbass!
 DrinkMixMan: LOL. Idiots
 WaffleIron: Psych!
 a robot: Haha! Those suckers.
Image 102194   04-30-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
194
 
 DrinkMixMan: @DesertPlah i;m wracked with guilt about thos beans
 prospector: Since then grandpa's not been allowed to eat beans.
Image 102193   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
253
 
 FarmerWalk: @Thorb Grombies i agree with this
 GiveMePlus: he found his bear balls
 Teechur: They see me rollin'...they hatin'.
 tina: like a boss
 ignatz: furball
 Mr. Whiskers: Let me save you a lot of time and sore necks and tell you it can't be done
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 Moldred: Ball bearing
 XLY: Orobearus
 Idontknowszz: snakes can do it why can't I?
Image 102192   04-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
516
 
 Kess: "Ummm... Run!"
 savvoy: Liam Neeson
 Teechur: Go ahead. Throw another water balloon.
 Mr. Shine: "Long live the king!"
 Firm Buttocks: Hi, I'm Jesus Cat.
Image 102191   04-30-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
211
 
 savvoy: Fun fact: that gentleman is clamping the wheel because the car is parked illegally
 Headoftheclass: Naaaaaaiiiiiled it.
 Slowpoke: Try practising with traffic cones, next time.
 Kool Aid Man: Like a glove
Image 102190   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Fid
Score:
473
 
 hex0: Is that one of those sparkly stickers I got at the bowling alley when I was just a child?
 Bob: That is how the computering works.
 MaronaPossessed: Not sure if it means for trolls or not...
Image 102189   04-30-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
378
 
 Donut: "What the hell is in this cigar?"
 meh: @XLY me too?
 Picklepuss: these new Leisure Town strips are weird
 Mr. Shine: Golgo 13 is going to f#ck them up!
 Gomi Day: the professional always maintains his cool in a crisis.
 Sum Gye: I think they just pulled off a heist
 XLY: I have never been more frightened actually, but I'll leave a comment anyway
Image 102188   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
621
 
 Korrok: She wants the disk.
 male anon: @WaffleIron lolz
 Air Biscuit: @fenrisw01f @a robot you could just crtl+z your crtl+alt+del.
 tib gubb: excuse me, miss? you seemed to have captured a screenshot from my pc and turned it into a dress ; i just wanted to say I'm impressed
 chelseachels: @Mr. Shine does my Mac even want to do this?
 WaffleIron: Wearable computing is the new tech trend.
 Mr. Shine: Can your Mac do this?
 kristy: Alternately, Microsoft's first attempt at a dressputer.
 Kool Aid Man: 404 panties not found
 Nope: @a robot a hole is a hole
 Bert Bertbert: @a robot - How can you be sure any of those things'd make a difference?
 a robot: @fenrisw01f Are you sure? What if this is a man with long hair and a nice bum? Or a woman with a pig face like from the Twilight Zone? Or a flesh-eating lizard person? How can you be sure of anything?
 lebron: I'd like to CTRL + ALT + DEL that dress.
 fenrisw01f: I'd like to CTRL + ALT + DEL that dress.
Image 102187   04-30-16   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
201
 
 wootman: @CormPlembole Whoops, I meant James Madison. (McKinley is on the $500 bill)
 pawsies: @savvoy There was a $5000 bill with McKinley on James Madison on it, Salmon P Chase was on the $10,000 and Woodrow Wilson was on the $100,000 bill. Those last two were gold certificates though and not for general circulation.
 petunias: Not the most famous president, but that 'stache makes anything look like it's worth $1000.
 savvoy: I'd never seen a $1000 bill before. So, what's the next highest denomination? I've heard the $10 000 bill has ALL the presidents on it
 Warezlock: This makes my legal tender.
 Firm Buttocks: C G
 Coolguy: All about dem Clevelands hawmie!
 fenrisw01f: congratulations?
Image 102186   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
277
 
 Prombom: This ilk are like an instr
 AdamBomb286: A little pasta water tossed in the skillet will thicken the sauce and help it stick.
 PornoPedler: these girls have had collectively 263 sex partners. Sophia has had 25, Blanche between 143 and 164. (Dorothey 43, Rose 30)
 Firm Buttocks: How did they find Estelle Getty's clone
 Ulillillia: followed up by an innuendo-charged comeback line no doubt
 Coolguy: Daaaaaaamn! Sick ass burn, Grandma !
Image 102185   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
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