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272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

272893  Passive: The year is 3022, EA has acquired every video game license and shut down every studio.

272941  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
1310
 
 nlx27: @ping i know i'll sleep better tonight knowing this
 hexxx: The correct version went to the upload queue and the mistake was rejected. I'm sure you're all feeling much better as this source of anxiety has been removed.
 ITS TAPE: I made a mistake in an image I uploaded this morning. I spotted it while the image was in pending so I corrected it and uploaded it again. I think image-bot will be clever enough to remove one of them but which one... the excitement is palpable. Or not.
 gumble: I don't believe in vaccinations
 nlx27: don't have this problem with my 10 year old nokia
 NoRagrets: I purge any and all red. Red is dead.
 A Post Office: I got an actual android but she only speaks Chinese so she can't read me my emails :/
 Dobly: I dont know about the red dots, but my gmail has 3,279 unread emails. Ive tried using Mailstrom to clean it, but I think it broke Mailstrom
 CrustyDusty: So what is Red Dot, anyway? That an iPhone thing? (my phone-is-just-a-phone is an early Chinese android :p)
 WaffleIron: THERE ARE FOUR PIGEONS!
 topcity: @Nope how do you think they afford to keep this thing running? Coins in the park!
 Nope: Aggrogator has a favourite metal detector?
 redrex: There's only one red dot, but it only lights up when the phone is ringing.
 CrustyDusty: My phone is just a phone. No fancy red dots, no ferceberk, just dial stuff. If you try to text me, I report you to the Great Leader as an enemy of the state.
 Janston: Only some many FWD FWD FWD chain messages from my dad a bird can carry.
 Borkf: Android, so no red dots here. Still, I manage my inboxes, so no unread anything.
 Donut: THAT'S worth a thousand. Good going.
 Shay: One of those messages says "Hitler is a stinker",
 fanny: know your red dots. mine are either missed calls from my mom or student loan company. I don't wanna talk to either.
 Magma Safe: Red dots PISS me off irrationally
 balloon: i run them shits up to 9999+
 guest: i am a collector of unread messages
 daisy picker: You've got quail!
 Bert Bertbert: 600!??!??
 chhumphrey: More likely 3 messages in the outbox.
 Firm Buttocks: The next day, that man died face-down in a freezing pool of mud
Image 101802   04-29-16   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
811
 
 gumble: Here's the stor..., of a creepy lady... who was raising a brood all alone.
 Nope: @CrustyDusty Force of habit with association of my brand
 Amy Housewine: "Good work, my minions" says the little girl.
 Fancy Clown: Rough night
 Religion X: honk
 CrustyDusty: NOPE NOPE NOPE oh damn, why did I hit the RAD button?
 Merlins beard: I stopped watching Penny Dreadful, but it looks like I missed quite the scene!
 Science: So that girl now has terrible nightmares every night because of this photoshoot?
 PooFlinger: Mommy wake up. You need to make my hot breakfast.
 Warrax: I fucking knew it. All along.
 ur mom: hate it when that happens
 Christina: David Lynch's buggy work.
 chhumphrey: I could have done without seeing that one
 ch: This is nice. I like it here.
 Mr. Lizard: *click*
 Yam: Neat.
 fumbduck: This is fine.
 NoRagrets: My opinion is unwanted.
 Firm Buttocks: Yet another metal album cover
Image 101801   04-29-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
838
 
 Minx: Im just gonna smile and nod.....
 crudites: Still oppressive
 CrustyDusty: Dad's new set of art markers.
 yawgmoth: true story
 chhumphrey: @Knice Looks like she's hopping out of frame
 Knice: She has an interesting gait.
 ModelTRex: Fluffy knows what's up.
Image 101800   04-29-16   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
319
 
 crudites: Man has no need for laws, values, folklores, principles, mores, or boundaries. He needs beer. Keep your schools courts libraries churches and penal institutions. Bring me beer. Take your bible lawbook code of conduct and your constitution. Bring me beer. The soul of man has been fed indigestables. Yea. The soul could make use of beer.
 CrustyDusty: I've done this before.
 entropy: Ehhhh... funny enough......
 chhumphrey: I've done something like this...
 SomeCanadian: WE WANT BEER. WE WANT BEER.
 Bluetocracy: midwestern beer fridge
Image 101799   04-29-16   Uploaded by    Grandmas Ghost
Score:
677
 
 neutron: @SomeCanadian dang
 TFChicken: Seems reasonable...
 RileyMix: When do we want? Now!! Where do we want it? Mouth!!
 crudites: See above #101799
 chhumphrey: Here you go... #101799
 SomeCanadian: It's above you, guys. Just look up.
 Fiasco: This was a crazy time in american history
Image 101798   04-29-16   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
394
 
 Dick Inspector: Good start to a good party.
 RileyMix: Copy Right 'R Kelly'
 duckfarts: nothing's happening, the fireworks are just kinda wet
 Science: Showers of Sexy Sparks, you mean...
 Knice: "Light fuse and get away" = solid life advice.
 SomeCanadian: You may need to see a doctor about those sparks.
 fanny: "sparks"
Image 101797   04-29-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
484
 
 Warezlock: Jinkies!...oh wait
 Micro Jackson: Daphne been hitting Shaggy's bong again
 XLY: Good Daphne, you look kind of cool!
 Shorts Leng: Daphne Worl
 chhumphrey: Just got the joke in #101797
 waynelord: Well on her way to becoming a Picasso.
 Nugster: Derphne
Image 101796   04-29-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
321
 
 Minx: yes.
 RileyMix: Chased with a Scotch Neat
 huskyboy: This is probably my favorite B&J. But that's because I like butterscotch!
 Merlins beard: wait, no actual Scotch?
 Stanley Pain: Scotch! Scotchy Time!
 Albatross: Don't act like you're not impressed
 MaronaPossessed: DAWG.
Image 101795   04-29-16   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
602
 
 chhumphrey: @Slowpoke that was such a bass joke you alto join him
 gumble: This one time at band camp
 DrinkMixMan: *Sensible chuckle*
 PooFlinger: He's actually under a quarter rest.
 Slowpoke: If you dont stop with these puns, there will be treble.
 chhumphrey: He can't stop, he's formata town.
 Firm Buttocks: Music students have a right to their own stupid puns, I guess
 SomeCanadian: Such puns. Very double meaning. Wow.
 Fiasco: Stormfront/r/bandnerds
 The Dog Dies: Phoar! take me now stickman
Image 101794   04-29-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
284
 
 Pingu IRL: @crudites - Yeah, sounds about right.
 crudites: Here is the funny par. They are associate degrees and I'm 35.
 MaronaPossessed: @crudites: Congrats on your two degrees from college!
 crudites: @MaronaPossessed me too. All I paid for was room and board. I got two degrees and I'm only just now above poverty level.
 cenecia: The hardest part of paying off your student loans is coming to terms with being over 30.
 WTF: Clearly a photoshop. No has ever paid off their student loans.
 MaronaPossessed: I got grants. *Nelson's HAHA*
 Knice: Happy 87th, AkaSillyGirl.
Image 101793   04-29-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
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