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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Mustyrats: @grandmasghost you're thinking of Utah... 80% of ohio's population lives in cities of 2 million or more :)
 Noremak: @VoR Aww. She'll be praising the sun in no time.
 VoR: @Noremak No Darksouls for her.
 VoR: @Noremak My baby turned one today too...celebrating tomorrow though..
 Noremak: @Air Biscuit @VoR @iwash Thank you! Playing Dark Souls 3 at 5:30am. I'm good.
 iwash: @Noremak I hope you have/had/are having a great ol' day
 VoR: @Noremak Bappy Hirthday
 Air Biscuit: @Noremak happy birthday
 Noremak: (Today is my birthday. Interesting picture for it.)
 Noremak: The S in LDS is for "sexual."
 Grandmas Ghost: SexEdInOhio.jpg
 habbekratz: I have discovered my new kink
 a robot: More of this sort of thing
 Kohapi: Ooh, and the "Front to Back Pull and Peel"
 Kohapi: Wow, they even included the "Chattanooga Side-Saddle Deep Dish". Very comprehensive
 Fiasco: Is this that hushed up final golden plate that Joseph Smith found
 White Rice: Technically they're all...Missionary Position.
Image 101615   04-28-16   Uploaded by    courtney
Image 101614 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by myrealname. We'll pray for you, myrealname.
Score:
265
 
 Kraken: GET THE NEW ALL-IN-ONE CAR TODAY FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $99,999,999.99!
 Poop van Pants: I tried posting the goatse version of this and Nancy In Facilities shut me down
 Air Biscuit: Ide love to see this thing in a wind tunnel.
 Skaalar: Somebody watches a lot of Gundam....
 grizzly: Meeeeee hhhy
Image 101613   04-28-16   Uploaded by    Nooice
Score:
455
 
 Merlins beard: He's tough but also insecure, such a dream guy
 KL1NGON: All bodybuilders have it, son.
 MaronaPossessed: I need an adult.
Image 101612   04-28-16   Uploaded by    Sum Gye
Score:
202
 
 Teechur: That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works!
 KL1NGON: The sad part is you can still be charged with a DUI when operating it.
 Fiasco: @White Rice they rolled in like Violet Beauregarde
 White Rice: But if the mobility scooter is outside, how did they get inside?
Image 101611   04-28-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
426
 
 Yttermayn : Whatever happened to dropping a cantelope into the toilet and dumping a bucket of water out into the next stall over?
 Nugster: @Shay Yup, just put on some dubstep WUB WUB WUB WUB!
 Shay: Finally, my constipation problems are over!
 Fid: @White Rice wide stance and porn music.
 chhumphrey: Speaker's pointing the wrong way, should be pointing into the bowl.
 Firm Buttocks: Nope, fuck this cubicle
 MaronaPossessed: Wait...you want to amplify my shit? OO
 White Rice: I really hope there are some tiny motors in the legs/feet that move them in time with the various grunts & moans that thing would be playing. I also hope someone messes up the audio file, and halfway through it starts playing wildly inappropriate sounds (either music,or porn sounds, either would work)
Image 101610   04-28-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
370
 
 luxuslurch: Angry frog is angry.
 Fugative: @Merlins beard looks more like a tiny turtle face to me
 Merlins beard: the more you stare at it, the more human the face becomes. Also, there's a tiny frog face in the center of the frog's face! Frogfaception!
 chhumphrey: Trying to do his business next to #101610
 Firm Buttocks: I would like to splice this image at random into pornographic movies
 MaronaPossessed: How many pimples can you pop in a minute?
 Nugster: Breviceps breviceps breviceps
 Musician: I think she makes a great running mate for Cruz
Image 101609   04-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
320
 
 TurkeyVulture: Keep Santa Cruz weird.
 5 Headed Snake God: My family has a saying: "There's no such thing as too much garlic." I think this picture just proved us wrong.
 Cory Trevor: hahahahahahahahaha
 fanny: @chhumphrey if they were giving samples, why not? not sure about spending money on it though...
 Fiasco: "I told you kids to goddamn SETTLE DOWN back there, or I swear to God you're both getting ice cream when we get home."
 chhumphrey: My wife would probably try this... once
 Firm Buttocks: Chocolate flavoured garlic is just confusing the issue
 Nugster: Great for antisocial people
 Musician: On a hot summer's day try a taste of "fuck you, that''s why"
Image 101608   04-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
324
 
 TFChicken: I went to their rival: Barelyacceptable University.
 chhumphrey: The tuition's not that bad either
 MaronaPossessed: ...Close enough.
Image 101607   04-28-16   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
274
 
 Beef Supreme: They look to nice to disturb, so I'll just wipe with my socks.
 Yttermayn : Crapness Everclean?
 Kraken: someone was hogging the stsll
 Teechur: Anal floss. Hmmm.... I think I'm gonna call the Shark Tank.
 indolentia: is that a space heater or a call box plugged into the wall?
 fanny: brought to you by the makers of Shittin' Mittens
 Merlins beard: @Picklepuss Let down your... shit, never mind
 chhumphrey: Wait, what's the device on the wall that's plugged in? Another version of #101610 maybe?
 Picklepuss: is this Rapunzel's toilet?
 cromerstu: Patented Viking wench trap sucks in another victim.
 Firm Buttocks: Oh. Look who thinks he's Clever Dan.
Image 101606   04-28-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
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