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249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 Kraken: Now whatch this drive!/We're not aiming for the truck!
 happier: 911 is a joke in yo town
 Borkf: Never forget 7/11
 duckfarts: party accomplished
 Janston: What's 91/1?
 Gomi Day: tunes hot enough to melt steel beams
Image 101437   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 RileyMix: And don't call me Shirley
 usernamee: That means two things.
Image 101436   04-27-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
 confession: "Please don't shampoo your eyes"
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Niels Bohr Ive only dabbled with dopples
 Grandmas Ghost: No tears, my ass...
 Niels Bohr: @Jaunty Shrimp I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingle dopple.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Now *that's* a bungle in the jungle!
 Murdertaco: Damn kids allways shampooing in my bioms.
 Red: not tested on animals
 Niels Bohr: Nothing but tears.
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, soap in eyes.
Image 101435   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 RileyMix: Do as I say, not as I do
 Darkasnoon: @Beef Supreme because after we destroy the environment, that infinite bleak is what I want to leave to the children.
 Beef Supreme: @Darkasnoon Why not give them space, and nothing else? The infinitely bleak, deathly cold expanse of an oxygen-free vacuum?
 Darkasnoon: No, space belongs to us all, selfish cyclist pricks
 Beef Supreme: From the minds that brought us condoms stapled to anti-pregnancy pamphlets...
 duckfarts: hypocrite
Image 101434   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
 rustman the mad: Those gators dont seem too aggro to me.
 Borkf: @Wolfechu ...said nobody, ever.
 RileyMix: @hajjpodge after awhile...
 Blitheryn: I have an irresistable compulsion to stick my finger in that little pink mouth with all those teeny wee chompers
 Suburbanmom: Terrifying
 Jaunty Shrimp: Say raw, bloody meat and smile for the camera, boys!
 weed poop: @duckfarts Macarena
 Wolfechu: Nice pair of crocs
 duckfarts: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 hajjpodge: Catch you later
Image 101433   04-27-16   Uploaded by    CHA
 spydermon: @willowsprite what do you mean
 Mark As Read: @JauntyShrimp Prohibitively high since those Santa Corp. techies have started moving into the neighborhood.
 Jaunty Shrimp: How much is an average fairy rent these days, anyhow?
 willowsprite: Adorkable!
 Warrax: What is this, a porn set for ants?
Image 101432   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 willowsprite: What IS this wet stuff?!?
 Wolfechu: *jaws theme*
Image 101431   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Nooice
 grimes: @Janston: Please dont impose your version of time's arrow on me
 Janston: The progression of these photos is confusing.
 willowsprite: @LKoroton except Santa is taking pictures of No Face so...
 Grandmas Ghost: @LKoroton in that case, Haku's winning.
 LKoroton: @willowsprite more like Spirited Away...
 willowsprite: Halloween bikeathon?
Image 101430   04-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 grizzly: @Knice my new motto.
 Mr. Shine: Lesbians.jpg (just kidding, relax!)
 Jaunty Shrimp: It's tanglin' time!
 XLY: C-c-c-c-combo breaker
 square44: See? duckfarts wasn't careful.
 duckfarts: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 square44: But be careful. Otherwise what happens on the roof falls off in a smouldering heap.
 Knice: Box-cutter and duct tape. What happens on the roof stays on the roof
Image 101429   04-27-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Skaalar: Bless this mess.
 a robot: I would have made the signs parallel to the ground, myself
 midnightmosesuk: It looks perfectly normal when you leave.
 Wolfechu: Does what it says on the tin, I guess.
 Bert Bertbert: @Wet farts commiserations on missing 'wonky hour'. Have a rad
Image 101428   04-27-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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