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258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

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258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

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 gumble: Some help an uneducated, culturally naive Australian. What exactly is the difference between Ketchup and Catsup? Besides the spelling that is.
 Jotun: Heinz used to make ketchup in a small town near me called Leamington. Heinz closed the plant to outsource it. They screwed over the people working there and the entire town as it was one of the major employers. French's bought the plant to use Leamington tomatoes and hire the people back. A lot of people buy French's ketchup to "vote with their wallets".
 willowsprite: Heinz started making mustard so French's was all like, I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
 Air Biscuit: Ahh, the ole condiment swap.
 dickbutt: Something... is very wrong here
 superfudge: Ayy lmao
 Shay: So it begins....
 guest: shopped
 ssignature: BLASPHEMY!
 tib gubb: what sorcery is this
 Warrax: You had one job, each of you. I'm just glad you both screwed up so completely that it ends up working somehow.
 ElGenerico: Canadian huh?
 TurkeyVulture: The world upside down.
Image 101082   04-26-16   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 sir toke a lot: Just dumb
 NoRagrets: What has science done?!
Image 101081   04-26-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 werterland: Makes terrible movies?
 Shay: So Tim Allen's job is in porn? HUUUHHHEEEUUUEEE?
Image 101080   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Image 101079 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sports. You have brought shame on us, sports.
 Picklepuss: Tubgirl 2016
 ssignature: Thar she blows!
 a robot: I think she's gonna hit the concrete and not the water, maybe it's just the angle of the photo
 Mr. Shine: WELCOME to our "OOL." You'll notice there is no "P" in . . . dang it!
Image 101078   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 Lutha: too much body, not enough soul
 Nugster: Another cleanup in aisle 7
 Musician: Librarian down in body and soul
 Janston: @Knice shoes didn't come off, though
 Knice: he ded
Image 101077   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 duckfarts: C'MON D-DOG, LET'S GO
 Janston: @a robot perhaps, but like an elastic headband, would it not maybe slip off?
 Moldred: @Theta Zero .)
 hearsegirl: *sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow wink*
 Ukulelemike: Vitamin A deficiency
 Ukulelemike: Vitamin A deficiency
 a robot: @Janston I don't think it would be that much different from how a human would wear one, it just needs to go under his ear on both sides, otherwise it wouldn't stay on
 Janston: @a robot much like dog pants, I think the subject of the logistics of a dog eyepatch is ripe for debate.
 Mr. Shine: I call him Winky!
 Knice: If I had that little guy, he'd wind up fat as hell.
 a robot: Give that pup an eyepatch!
 Theta Zero: ;)
 rand0: someone get that dog an eyepatch and a tiny cutlass
Image 101076   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 Kraken: 100% of water related deaths are caused by dihydrogen monoxide!
 spacedawg: See. Hefty plastic cups: tough cups for your trash be...
 bigfarter: It's not wrong.
 Nugster: There is also "Rick's Golden" but it is not shown
 Janston: That's just great marketing.
Image 101075   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
 Kraken: Awwww.....
 MaronaPossessed: It's okees, doggy. I haz had the conez before. I's take care of yews.
 TurkeyVulture: How #101076 happened.
 Air Biscuit: Venus kitten trap.
 skillet: The cone of friendship.
 Lestrange: Besties
 Knice: #fwends
Image 101074   04-26-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 greg: Haha, people in other countries are poor. Losers.
 Beef Supreme: Dreaming about as big as the third little pig.
 NuclearWinter: Father's dream crushed, much as his dream for a rebar bench.
 duckfarts: well, concrete houses are pretty good against earthquakes actually
 snekeyes: Cleared of any wrongdoing and was found to have followed
 Lutha: abstract houses really are overrated imo
 ssignature: And a wooden motorcycle
 Yam: My grandfather's dream was to have a log cabin, what of it?
 Lestrange: My father, his dream was never to give up his commercial pilots licence even though he was blind
Image 101073   04-26-16   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
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