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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 Annoying Vegan : Workaholics is a pretty good show
 Musician: Some days you get the bear suit, some days the bear suit gets you.
 Snowta: FORMAL bear suit
 Kool Aid Man: But shit it was 99 cents
 a robot: He's wearing a tie, so it's a professional outfit
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like someone's pledging Sigma Yiffa Epsilon
 Mr. Butt: Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Image 101062   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
409
 
 XLY: My kinda town
 FatTigerWoods: Ugliest city in the country
 LogicKitty: Move along folks; nothing to see here
 Gomi Day: i appreciate your honesty..
 midnightmosesuk: Welcome to Croydon.
 Kool Aid Man: Fucking
 Headoftheclass: REPULSIONS NEXT LEFT
 shitshow: No attractions for you!! One year!
 Picklepuss: @Air Biscuit god do I know that feeling
 HermwoodLitmajor: You say you have eliminated all desire, yet you still desire to be without desires. *smacks student with stick*
 Air Biscuit: Not even coming soon.
 NoRagrets: Montana.jpg
 Mr. Butt: Idaho.jpg
Image 101061   04-26-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
477
 
 bobby: proto-pupper
 MaronaPossessed: IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!
 Wet farts: Puppy nuggets. Taste great with A1.
 a robot: Those are the pinkest puppy toes in existence
 dickbutt: puppers is sleepy
 HermwoodLitmajor: Baby hippos are the best
 NoRagrets: Raaaaawwwwwr!
Image 101060   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
276
 
 Skaalar: MATT DAMON? MATT DAMON.
 HermwoodLitmajor: MATT DAMON
Image 101059   04-26-16   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
373
 
 professorpig: Thanks, Capitalism!
 Headoftheclass: @HermwoodLitmajor Yeah, I thinks it's called Plasibo-FX.
 HermwoodLitmajor: I heard about that and it sounds cool, it's a sucrose pill that somehow uses the power of the mind
 annterland: Awesome. Glad this is happening
 Micro Jackson: Ha ha!
Image 101058   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
264
 
 Beef Supreme: Girls will be boys and boys will be girls...
 Rachelina: I hate star wars
 Micro Jackson: I shit myself when I heard this
 Warrax: @Alastair A broken clock is right twice a day I guess.
 Alastair: The most bizarre aspect of Trump's campaign is the moments like this one, where he will spontaneously say something perfectly sane and reasonable.
 HermwoodLitmajor: These kids today, never using the bathroom
 Mattixvii: That's it. I'm done.
Image 101057   04-26-16   Uploaded by    FatTigerWoods
Score:
385
 
 Jotun: Obesehorn
 mackdaddy: kinda weak
 hnnngh: I hate this guy's comics almost as much as butthorn.
 Skaalar: Some people are just made to stay at rest.
 ssignature: * Ag g r o g a t o r . Fuck. I give up. Think I'll go outside.
 ssignature: As I scroll through friendly spaceship for the 100th time today.
 ssignature: As I scroll through friendly spaceship for the 100th time today.
 Janston: Gygax or Newell? You decide.
Image 101056   04-26-16   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
224
 
 indolentia: @Porstuve said on 426: Alien Day! well done, sir.
 Snowta: i'm..... oddly aroused
 Starky15: Chernobyl pirogues ...yum yum
 CrookedCop: Hell to the naw!
 grizzly: What dis?
 ssignature: Get in mah belly.
 NoRagrets: That's a big ol' nope
 Porstuve: Looks like a damn xenomorph
Image 101055   04-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
545
 
 Wumph Morms: @Picklepuss Rad for this
 Jotun: *throws pokeball*
 midnightmosesuk: Is this Snizard or a Lake?
 hnnngh: Explain this, Kirk Cameron!
 Starry Lemon: Either snake or newt, make up your mind
 rand0: Clearly he ate too many apples.
 Micro Jackson: Stop dragging your ass!
 Snowta: SQUEEEEEEE
 Urchin: Try hard
Image 101054   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
319
 
 electrode: Okay, this is actually funny
 midnightmosesuk: Just as well I wasn't there, the urge to slap the back of his head would be irresistible.
 thratchen: this flower smells like iron
 MaronaPossessed: "Isn't it weird that a child is hugging a cactus?" "Don't worry. Our watermark will distract them."
 Mr. Shine: Smells like . . . .blood?
 San DoDo: Mmm, I smell a hospital
 Knice: Ah, succulent youth.
Image 101053   04-26-16   Uploaded by    champeen
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