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273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 dickbutt: only if RG3 was fully grown at 5 years old
 San DoDo: @Janston thx for the info
 Janston: @hurr @San DoDo he's an American football player who was a big deal a while back but not so much any more.
 hurr: seriously who? i don't know him
 ModelTRex: I also heard his dad demanded his own trailer.
 ModelTRex: I heard he broke his leg on set.
 shitshow: When?
 KnowLifer: Eh?
 Janston: Alrighty then if real
 Mr. Butt: Wherefore
 NoRagrets: Why?
 San DoDo: Who?
 a robot: What
Image 101052   04-26-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
 cakefizzle: this made me vote rad @when so
 midnightmosesuk: Watching Tom Waits on acid.
 when so: Keep playing the interminable keyboard!
 Fid: What was going on in Glenn Goulds mind playing Bach.
 hat thrab: Aaron Johnson paints a mean piano party.
Image 101051   04-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Kraken: see wy comment on #100785.... I AM RIGHT AGAIN
 RileyMix: "To the Left"
 Fid: Well done
 Picklepuss: @ElGenerico that's something I've wondered about too
 ElGenerico: so why isn't the mascot an alligator
 Janston: @KingTrebek we're synergizing backward overflow.
 KingTrebek: so much aggrogation...
 San DoDo: The sign is a nice touch
Image 101050   04-26-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
 NO JOKES: @Lestrange came here to post that
 Lestrange: Idaho in spring
 Borkf: @ignatz Which it will never have :-(
 eykei: @Borkf I dunno, looks like it's making a bid for freedom..
 Borkf: Your potato is getting sad.
Image 101049   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 WaffleIron: You have encountered a grue!
 indolentia: this was like the 3rd picture on the internet.
 Micro Jackson: In the time it takes to smoke a cigarette, you can download an image of a naked woman made out of ASCII characters!
 HermwoodLitmajor: I don't know what you've been browsing on this thing, but your viruses have viruses
 donhomero: this porn is weird
 Janston: To the Usenet!
 Coolguy: Smokin' 'ports like Pac
 WTF: Par-ty-down?
 San DoDo: Beware!
 Borkf: Resolution is too low to make out what's been shopped onto his screen. Is it supposed to be PornHub?
 fumbduck: Image-bot
 ssignature: He can't keep the women away.
Image 101048   04-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Firm Buttocks: That's the punchline @Theta Zero
 indolentia: Poop, Scoop, and your Boy Scout Troop - Barry Waczak
 tess: Funny cover. Shame that the book is absolutely horrific and advocates beating your child at random.
 Fugative: I dont even want to know what the rod means
 Headoftheclass: SIT BACK, JACK! RELAX! AND DON'T LAY A HAND ON YOUR KID'S CRACK, by Larry Tomczak
 HermwoodLitmajor: ...Kneel before Zod
 fidelcastro: Why would you put all of those different kinds of cookies together in the same massive jar? They're all gonna taste like chocolate cherry shortbread molasses raisin sugar.
 Mominous: A prayer, your despair, and your child's shitty hair
 ssignature: Does this involve immaculate fornication?
 Borkf: Cool haircut kid.
 Knice: God-damn it, people.
Image 101047   04-26-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
 sumo: @A duck That's a shame. I was hoping it was a still from a film.
 A duck: @ping: it's almost certainly a photoshop
 Austin: Makes me want to play dark souls
 CastleBravo: At this point, I went back to the Vault and never left again. The end.
 Skaalar: I want more architecture with faces, bones, skulls, appendages... Just liberally sprinkled all over America.
 eurotrash: Gorgeous picture. Where's it from?
 Knice: DOOT!
 Christina: Giants were real. That's a picture of it.
Image 101046   04-26-16   Uploaded by    A duck
 arctic fox: Car. gods hanging out just outside the school gates,
 ninetailorochimaru: @Borkf I got it bad, bro.
 Capital: Hits the beach. Fully stocked with sausages and meatball
 San DoDo: All 8 survived, props
 Borkf: Toxoplasmosis is a hell of a thing.
Image 101045   04-26-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 Shay: Shrimp Scampi, Fried Shrimp, Grilled Shrimp, Shrimp Creole, Shrimp Gumbo, Shrimp Tacos......*pauses*.....Coconut Shrimp, Shrimp Teriyaki....
 Fugative: Girl on bottom left is allergic to pillows
 San DoDo: Love the tentacle!
 Side Boob: HL3 Headcrabs look pretty good!
 Knice: Jaunty!
 Picklepuss: this prawn is weird
 indolentia: gotta get dem skrimps.
Image 101044   04-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 indolentia: oh just albino wolf from Neverending Story things.
Image 101043   04-26-16   Uploaded by    rand0
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