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272390  sparename: He don't need no more bread, man

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Here it is: 3c flour; 1/2 tsp. salt; 1-1/4c butter; 1 egg; 1 tsp. apple cider vinegar; 5T water Mix first three ingredients until fine like cornmeal (either a heavy whisk attachment on a mixer or a heavy, round hand-held whisk will be more effective than a pastry cutter). Make a depression in the middle like a nest. Beat egg, vinegar and water until foamy and pour into nest. Blend until smooth and consistent. This blending can also be done by kneading. This will yield four crusts to make two closed-topped pies.

272369  Vanna: OH MAH GOD THIS TRAIL MIX IS GREAT!

272372  Teechur: @Minnesotan What if it's in rural Australia?

272374  Teechur: Oh, it's the new iPay!

272375  Teechur: My stoodints ask me to go back to writing with my right hand.

272382  thecraftywolf: many people have taken to wearing masks as means to catfish

272382  Sadbot: Alright, I can sit alone in a corner but now the beer costs more

272371  thecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272376  thecraftywolf: @Mr. Butt how dare you shit on bicycle race

272390  virtualman: But can we get a National Treasure 3?

272379  mwoody: @Mr. Butt I disagree. There is the BEST possible reason that she's casting three feet of line over her head.

272378  Off Topic: Guy Fieri named as prime suspect.

272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

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271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny Here it is: 3c flour; 1/2 tsp. salt; 1-1/4c butter; 1 egg; 1 tsp. apple cider vinegar; 5T water Mix first three ingredients until fine like cornmeal (either a heavy whisk attachment on a mixer or a heavy, round hand-held whisk will be more effective than a pastry cutter). Make a depression in the middle like a nest. Beat egg, vinegar and water until foamy and pour into nest. Blend until smooth and consistent. This blending can also be done by kneading. This will yield four crusts to make two closed-topped pies.



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Score:
548
 
 Skaalar: Just go back in your room and close the door.
 Itzcoatl: Morpheus, we got a problem.
 NoRagrets: @Mexico Forever and ever and ever...
 Xeno: I feel like chasing them in my bigwheel.
 Mr. Butt: They're reprogramming the Matrix.
 Mexico: Come play with us...
Image 100609   04-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
112
 
 morakdais: still thinking 'bout thos beans
 fanny: just waitin' for some corn
 Xeno: Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss...
 bigbison: okay i love this...
 Beef Supreme: I never want to live that long.
 Mr. Shine: The feeling of looming death here is palpable.
 duckfarts: whoa, bingo night has a band now?
Image 100608   04-24-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
232
 
 grizzly: Sword fight
 Fid: Accepted doesn't shake
 NuclearWinter: @duckfarts three against one then
 duckfarts: guy on the right's already taken a hit to the mouth
 duckfarts: @NuclearWinter challenge accepted
 Magma Safe: YOU SHALL NOT PISS
 NuclearWinter: Are you challenging me?
Image 100607   04-24-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
285
 
 Minx: They know....
 camellia: I wonder how dirty the average library book is compared to paper money
 morakdais: done by someone who will go on for an hour about the virtues of reading paper books, the smell, the tactile feel and the warm comfort of drink tea smugly
 WaffleIron: @duckfarts You mastered the blade? Teach me the blockchain!
 Spray Tan: Youre not fool. shouldve know better than
 duckfarts: WE GET IT you hate reading
 duckfarts: @Alastair obviously you do not know how to properly handle hanzo steel
 Alastair: Whoever wrapped the handle on that knife did a horrible job.
Image 100606   04-24-16   Uploaded by    steve
Image 100605 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gggina. We'll pray for you, gggina.
Score:
482
 
 Itzcoatl: And that is how lettuce is grown.
 Air Biscuit: Sandwiches crave electrolytes.
 Liar tuck: there was probably a time in life I would've been happy to get any sandwich, even a shitty one. I wonder if this guy is really doing this over something as trivial as "no cheese" or "not enough meat"
 daver: I used to rage about wrong fast food orders, but then I realized I was an idiot for going back to the same place. Then I found a new place to eat and I felt so empowered.
 Entertainmentalist: You fuck-up my sandwich, I'll fuck-up the self-serve fountain with said sandwich.
 XLY: Ok sandwhich artist, so you're going to sit there and fuck up my sandwich as im standing there telling you you're fucking up my sandwhich huh? we'll see who has the last laugh
 Warrax: Weird tampon commercial.
 Bert Bertbert: "FUCK THE HAM"
 Xeno: I don't always put blue Powerade on my sandwich, but, no, I mean, I never fucking put blue Powerade on my sandwich.
 duckfarts: eh, it's subway; anything's gotta make it taste better
 willowsprite: @a robot for the glory of Satan, of course! Or rads.
 a robot: Why.
 Sadbot: Sandwich artists never put enough blue on mine, either
Image 100604   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
483
 
 Itzcoatl: Took you long enough.
 CrustyDusty: @PrimeValkyrie That's an "artistic filt.er". Nothing looks as sweet as an ancient GIF.
 Kool Aid Man: Yep it's wood
 PrimeValkyrie: Paper beats rock via poor image quality
 duckfarts: hehehehehehehehehehehe dick 'n balls
 NoRagrets: That's a tree dipshit.
 wolfpupy: This seems unnecessary
Image 100603   04-24-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
364
 
 Wolfechu: Somebody played Dwarf Fortress after getting about 150 dwarfs
 randominput: Someone loved their flame wars.
 CrustyDusty: They obviously played Postal 2 on this machine. ALOT.
 duckfarts: dude, you've got a dali
 PissedOff: We all know there are no off-white 90's styled gaming PC's...
 MaronaPossessed: Yeah a little more than slight damage...but hey! The bottom of the tower has boobs!
 morakdais: Looks like someone stood in the fire quite often.
Image 100602   04-24-16   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
334
 
 San DoDo: and you did it well
 KingTrebek: He said to his dentist
 Fid: It's hard to imagine that some guy that looked like my gramma. Lead a revolution against the most powerful nation at this time.
 Greek Fire: Washington personally led the American Army to attack people rioting over taxes.
 Beef Supreme: Yeah, and we messed up by allowing the banksters to frolic with impunity for over a century. Our bad.
 duckfarts: you had a wig and dentures
 Skinr: I'm also working two regular jobs, so lay off, George
 Knice: The other ones paid better.
 MaronaPossessed: Can you do better?
Image 100601   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
181
 
 NuclearWinter: rad for giant flaming crack rock
 morrissey: Too soon.
 duckfarts: great white north was a great movie
 Xeno: Too skinny.
 Blackheart223: Robo-Rob Ford's Revenge!
Image 100600   04-24-16   Uploaded by    dorian
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