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253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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 Skaalar: Just go back in your room and close the door.
 Itzcoatl: Morpheus, we got a problem.
 NoRagrets: @Mexico Forever and ever and ever...
 Xeno: I feel like chasing them in my bigwheel.
 Mr. Butt: They're reprogramming the Matrix.
 Mexico: Come play with us...
Image 100609   04-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 morakdais: still thinking 'bout thos beans
 fanny: just waitin' for some corn
 Xeno: Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss...
 bigbison: okay i love this...
 Beef Supreme: I never want to live that long.
 Mr. Shine: The feeling of looming death here is palpable.
 duckfarts: whoa, bingo night has a band now?
Image 100608   04-24-16   Uploaded by    9mm
 grizzly: Sword fight
 Fid: Accepted doesn't shake
 NuclearWinter: @duckfarts three against one then
 duckfarts: guy on the right's already taken a hit to the mouth
 duckfarts: @NuclearWinter challenge accepted
 NuclearWinter: Are you challenging me?
Image 100607   04-24-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Minx: They know....
 camellia: I wonder how dirty the average library book is compared to paper money
 morakdais: done by someone who will go on for an hour about the virtues of reading paper books, the smell, the tactile feel and the warm comfort of drink tea smugly
 WaffleIron: @duckfarts You mastered the blade? Teach me the blockchain!
 Spray Tan: Youre not fool. shouldve know better than
 duckfarts: WE GET IT you hate reading
 duckfarts: @Alastair obviously you do not know how to properly handle hanzo steel
 Alastair: Whoever wrapped the handle on that knife did a horrible job.
Image 100606   04-24-16   Uploaded by    steve
Image 100605 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

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 Itzcoatl: And that is how lettuce is grown.
 Air Biscuit: Sandwiches crave electrolytes.
 Liar tuck: there was probably a time in life I would've been happy to get any sandwich, even a shitty one. I wonder if this guy is really doing this over something as trivial as "no cheese" or "not enough meat"
 daver: I used to rage about wrong fast food orders, but then I realized I was an idiot for going back to the same place. Then I found a new place to eat and I felt so empowered.
 Entertainmentalist: You fuck-up my sandwich, I'll fuck-up the self-serve fountain with said sandwich.
 XLY: Ok sandwhich artist, so you're going to sit there and fuck up my sandwich as im standing there telling you you're fucking up my sandwhich huh? we'll see who has the last laugh
 Warrax: Weird tampon commercial.
 Bert Bertbert: "FUCK THE HAM"
 Xeno: I don't always put blue Powerade on my sandwich, but, no, I mean, I never fucking put blue Powerade on my sandwich.
 duckfarts: eh, it's subway; anything's gotta make it taste better
 willowsprite: @a robot for the glory of Satan, of course! Or rads.
 a robot: Why.
 Sadbot: Sandwich artists never put enough blue on mine, either
Image 100604   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Itzcoatl: Took you long enough.
 CrustyDusty: @PrimeValkyrie That's an "artistic". Nothing looks as sweet as an ancient GIF.
 Kool Aid Man: Yep it's wood
 PrimeValkyrie: Paper beats rock via poor image quality
 duckfarts: hehehehehehehehehehehe dick 'n balls
 NoRagrets: That's a tree dipshit.
 wolfpupy: This seems unnecessary
Image 100603   04-24-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Wolfechu: Somebody played Dwarf Fortress after getting about 150 dwarfs
 randominput: Someone loved their flame wars.
 CrustyDusty: They obviously played Postal 2 on this machine. ALOT.
 duckfarts: dude, you've got a dali
 PissedOff: We all know there are no off-white 90's styled gaming PC's...
 MaronaPossessed: Yeah a little more than slight damage...but hey! The bottom of the tower has boobs!
 jochenau: Looks like someone stood in the fire quite often.
Image 100602   04-24-16   Uploaded by    rockkstar
 San DoDo: and you did it well
 KingTrebek: He said to his dentist
 Fid: It's hard to imagine that some guy that looked like my gramma. Lead a revolution against the most powerful nation at this time.
 Greek Fire: Washington personally led the American Army to attack people rioting over taxes.
 Beef Supreme: Yeah, and we messed up by allowing the banksters to frolic with impunity for over a century. Our bad.
 duckfarts: you had a wig and dentures
 Skinr: I'm also working two regular jobs, so lay off, George
 Knice: The other ones paid better.
 MaronaPossessed: Can you do better?
Image 100601   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 NuclearWinter: rad for giant flaming crack rock
 morrissey: Too soon.
 duckfarts: great white north was a great movie
 Xeno: Too skinny.
 Blackheart223: Robo-Rob Ford's Revenge!
Image 100600   04-24-16   Uploaded by    dorian
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