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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
64
 
 Itzcoatl: @Austin Hyper beautiful people. Plus, I gotta learn how to aim this thing.
 ignatz: People who prchased this also purchased: World of Warcraft
 cromerstu: I work for my own company and I was sacked for looking at this.
 fanny: @Warezlock it was great... I don't even remember what I was searching... bad tacos maybe? some chick under a Taco Bell sign legs spread wide wearing nothing but a taco :)
 Lil Buddy: Not to be a whiner, but I've tried to post images with far less nudity than this (and others) that got rejected for nudity. Does the fact that this is fake nudity make it somehow better than real almost nudity? Help me understand, @Martha In Sales !
 Warezlock: @fanny Awwww I want to see that. Great..now I'm hungry for 'Mexican' food.
 Austin: @duckfarts lol does look like balls. For some reason... more attractive
 duckfarts: i like how this is a groupon deal
 duckfarts: @Austin they do for people with a rare condition called vagina balls
 Austin: I'm pretty sure vag doesn't stick out like that
 Headoftheclass: Is this one of those anime mousepads?
 Gomi Day: so, is this what theo huxtable was talking about?
 A Post Office: @Retromancer I will Definitely be putting that comment on other posts
 winwolf: @Retromancer it's economical!
 Fid: Wow! I never knew I had one of those. Back in about 6 months.
 Knice: God-damn it, people.
 fanny: so this gets by but the girl with a taco in her crotch I tried to upload is marked as porn? geesh.
 Retromancer: At that price I'd be stupid not to stick my dick in this!
 MaronaPossessed: @Dr. Obvious: My anaconda want.
 Dr. Obvious: Buns are buns.
Image 100579   04-24-16   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
128
 
 duckfarts: @Dr. Bathroom no, it's made from copyright violations and a lack of taste
 Dr. Bathroom: Is the sole made from bubble wrap?
 Skinr: Billy Nye the Alchemist
 SomeCanadian: The Baltimore Airport!
 Ulillillia: las Basketball Nationale Association
 A Post Office: DNA?
Image 100578   04-24-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
75
 
 Minx: Sex THEN cake, duh.
 Mr. Shine: Been there.
 Gadzzz: I thought by dessert they meant marge
 a robot: I don't understand why Marge has a purple dress, but then again I did stop watching after season 10 or so
 Dr. Obvious: Maybe you should change the order in which you do these things.
Image 100577   04-24-16   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
369
 
 Minx: Well, it was actually dog food, but the cat took it....
 celebgate: it's not dog's, it's capibara's
 McMuff: it's not dog's, it's capibara's
 Slowpoke: Nononono. Tasmania is a hairball.
 duckfarts: catdog, new season
 Lutha: Jimmy the line-artist had ONE JOB...
 Bile: Holy dooley
 Austin: Dog butt cat butt
 Dr. Obvious: Left part is shaped like a dog head but the right part belongs to a cat. Is the cat food cat's?
 Darkasnoon: Throw em both on the Barby!
Image 100576   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Image 100575 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by manlyman. Boo, manlyman.
Score:
375
 
 Itzcoatl: Throw your rare Pepes here, folks! Spite the NSA with your poor--AMAZING TASTE.
 Bert Bertbert: PEPE YOU RAT!
 duckfarts: running short on Es
 Magma Safe: Pepe can't melt steel beams
 Blackheart223: Dame Pepe, he is always ruining it for everyone.
 A Post Office: feels bad man
 Nugster: Can I Jorge there?
 blargruck: PEPE can eat IRON!
 fanny: leave Pepe alone!
 Retromancer: These guys really do not like memes.
 Fid: Pepe Romero is one of the greatest guitarists ever he can pee on my iron walled compound gate anyn time.
Image 100574   04-24-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
453
 
 Minx: hate 'em, all of 'em could die and i'd be like "wooptie doo"
 Ulillillia: triggered
 San DoDo: Preach!
 Coolguy: Still waiting for you to show me how to switch it off and on again...
Image 100573   04-24-16   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
427
 
 Air Biscuit: @duckfarts just read it. Ive always sortof suspected i guess but i had no idea of the scale.
 duckfarts: actually............ this is more accurate than you think. google "santa's real workshop" for an interesting read
 Skinr: "Stop making humor before someone sees you. Fool!"
 jochenau: Shortly after SpongeBob's Chinese debut, China declared war on the United States, and World War Three began.
 clabauter: The world sheeple organisation finally got a foothold in china
Image 100572   04-24-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Image 100571 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fatman. You have brought shame on us, fatman.
Image 100570 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. Your image was bad, waffles.
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