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273628  Dr Awkward: Bran-Man, here to rescue your bowels from constipation!

273555  FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505  Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

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Score:
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 Defiance: These guys lost out to the Budweiser toads, not cute enough, and the one on the left had a really wicked cocaine problem
 waffle iron: the duet went on to moderate fame, traveling through the eastern US and Canada...
 Skaalar: Logalogalogalog!
 LKoroton: "Remember the time Bob tried to get a beer for free?"
 fanny: I have the urge to watch The Secret of Nimh
 greg: @White Rice @Bolt Vanderhuge Settle down, Beavis
 Bolt Vanderhuge: EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
 White Rice: "EHEHEHEHEHE" "AHAHAHAHAHA"
Image 100233   04-23-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
351
 
 Back Door Dan: He removed the last one pinned on his cubical ; a pink slip, so sad
 Taters: Can you dig it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
 Warrax: Cement shoes, now I'm on the move. Your family's crying, now you on the news. They can't find you, now they miss you.
 Teechur: She's probably out buying toner for the printer that you keep using.
Image 100232   04-23-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
448
 
 MaronaPossessed: Do you have any with the hair trimmed?
 LKoroton: Husband couldn't make it to the end of the war
 desertfox: @Mr. Shine at the Royals game i went to recently, they kept playing the opening beat to that song, and nobody was joining in and starting singing, and i suspect that nobody knew the song. Finally, an older man behind me piped up, and i joined him. Your comment made me smile, thanks!
 Mr. Shine: "Workin' at the COCK WASH/Workin' at the COCK WASH, yeah" *funky bass line*
 Picklepuss: Hark! A Vagrant fodder right here
 Eleftheros: A jollye time at ye neighborhoode cocksmith.
 Knice: The dongsmith's parlour at Ye Olde Halfway Inne. AH HA HA!!
 Fugative: Curing hysteria
Image 100231   04-23-16   Uploaded by    3ravens
Score:
898
 
 Dr. Obvious: You're my hero, @ping.
 Wet farts: My brain.jpg
 Lestrange: Yay!
 Warezlock: Kitteh don't know whether to run or embrace. I'm torn by the compositional dissonance. 7 out of 10 pings
 Amy Housewine: Mascot's in LURVE
 Mr. Shine: Mascot will protect that kitteh.
Image 100230   04-23-16   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
469
 
 magicmormon: Went on to become the artist formally known as Prince, who knew?
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Do what you're good at
 phil: @Warrax He is all bout dat grace
 Warrax: That cross necklace really brings this together.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: MOTHERS IN LAW AMIRITE
 Fugative: Are you sure? She will eat your soul
 Nugster: That's a bargain!
 NoRagrets: Fuck that! I'll do it for free!
Image 100229   04-23-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
528
 
 TheFrogMan: "He wore a crown of thorns/The kind you find at a second-hand store" etc.
 brutal: this is me
 Judge Bread: "I'm bringing Jesus back/Go 'head and tell them sinning people that" ect
Image 100228   04-23-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
353
 
 boozer: Kike on a dike? Rabbi on a magi? Heb on sleeve okay no more
 MaronaPossessed: This is like your cheap-ass grandmas during Christmas. You want an "Elf on the Shelf" and you get "Mensch on a Bench."
 doop: Why not jew on a pew?
 Picklepuss: @square44 it's fine, he's about to light a cigar with it
 square44: I am fairly sure you shouldn't hold a lit menorah like that.
Image 100227   04-23-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
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 Lestrange: I read his name as Boad
 Pier666: Sorry, can't get on the side of anyone who's name is "Brad".
 NoRagrets: It's a pseudo form of passive aggressive. I'm not sure how to judge it.
 PooFlinger: RIP Prince.
Image 100226   04-23-16   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
452
 
 gulpeg: After gramp's overdose on Viagra, well he just wasn't the same, but his yard was immaculate!
 cmd: Is the grisly reaper mowing? The danger must be growing
 LKoroton: Dad went through his middle age crisis to his old age crisis
Image 100225   04-23-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
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 badger: @Eleftheros :Might have been a step down, really.
 Eleftheros: @PooFlinger it realized that being Trump toupee wasn't much of an upgrade from Gere's asshole.
Image 100224   04-23-16   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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