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243283  Entertainmentalist: Bee belly.

243618  Yurishiro: @Felicity the old chicken-egg birth date debate

243681  Not A Bot: Needed another panel to show the jury doing the Arsenio hooting.

243647  jazzjunkie: Skillet bottom isn't very flat.

243672  tib gubb: now they tell me

243678  tib gubb: new instagram filter - 'the ugly stick'

243682  tib gubb: what does the quadratic formula have to do with this, pupper? get your head in the game!

243672  jazzjunkie: Necessary after the girlfriend made an ass of herself at the party #243658

243669  wolfpk: @karmakat Call me old school, but I don't see why they insist on using all CGI for stuff like this. A giant dinosaur or something like that; sure I get that. In a situation like the Beast, a good costume with a little CGI touch up (mostly face) would have been so much better! Mad Max Fury Road, now that's how to use CGI!

243618  Felicity: @Yurishiro Hair loss and a weak jaw make one less confident...Catch-22

243408  Felicity: I just read a disturbing science fiction story called /The Lurking Duck/

243417  Felicity: Caution--A Hyphen Is Not an Em-Dash

243669  Yurishiro: The beauty and the beast. I gotta say the beast looks nice in yellow.

243674  Bluetocracy: I'm lost, can you help me find the Pho King Way?

243422  Felicity: I disagree

243428  Felicity: Normies?!

243453  Felicity: Trump will be disappointed

243458  Felicity: @Yurishiro *Relp

243462  Felicity: What is that?

243678  sparename: You've been Hockneyed

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243534 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.

243638 lecj07: Live action Superjail?

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

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Image 95988 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. Your image was bad, superfudge.
 Wolfechu: Yeah, this is why they call them 'pigeon fanciers'
 Theta Zero: I swear this pidgeon looks like it's trying its best not to laugh.
 luxuslurch: You can't eat what you kiss, old man!
Image 95987   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat like if someone came in the middle of the night while you were sleeping and still a virgin and swapped your brain into an android and then you couldent find your body?
 redpeepee: Stupid... but funny
 tib gubb: Said every mom ever
 Catcat: I'd be worried if it was the other way around
 Manu Shinobili: I use mine to hold my receipts!
Image 95986   04-07-16   Uploaded by    withak
 p nut: musicCopyingClass.jpg
 bigfarter: I just looked this song up on youtube and it fucking rules.
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, played "Smoke on the Water."
 Niels Bohr: Slovenly, can do.
 Grandmas Ghost: @Catcat I was one of those musicians.
 p-niiice: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=sCgT94A7WgI
 duckfarts: @a sedated moose @Magma Safe sadly, that's something else and they just used the same name
 gary: '...balance your chair on 2 legs..." and "...remove cattle from stage..." I'll rad to that.
 Magma Safe: @Zukero @a sedated moose It is totally worth the listen
 a sedated moose: @Zukero apparently, there are multiple versions on YouTube.
 Butcherboy: some sort of alien cypher. if only we could build it
 a sedated moose: I haven't seen this in years! Some of my favorite directions include "glock mallet," "add bicycle" and "like a dirigible."
 Zukero: I would listen to that. Can't find it on Spotify though.
 duckfarts: @ch skeet deedley deet
 ch: Make a jazz noise here
 AutoDisaster: Turntablists are musicians too right?
 duckfarts: also please don't doxx me
 duckfarts: whoa whoa whoa why are you removing the cattle from the stage
 Tiramisu: I have a feeling that even if I knew how to read music, this would still make my head want to explode.
 Catcat: It's called "Death Waltz" because no musician would survive playing it
 Theta Zero: I'll just stick to drums, thanks.
Image 95985   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 dragon horn: Why? @Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: This plastic contains no calories
 vincenzo: diet ginger ale? why not just bear grylls yourself
Image 95984   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Ghabo
 hat thrab: @a robot Heh. Sort of? Initially I was describing getting side-checked by a door as a Hot Throb, which, switcherinoed through my only comedic device of making fun of the Minnesota side of my familys accent. Then the relation to Heart Throb tickled because I am a lady with ladyboobs. SO MANY LAYERS.
 LKoroton: remember Chicken
 Tiramisu: I don't know why, but I feel like this image truly sums up humanity better than words ever could.
 a robot: Hey @hat thrab, is your name like a Massachussetts-accented version of "heart throb?" I've just been wondering.
Image 95983   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sumodrsn: Ok, who effed up the schedule?!
 Micro Jackson: Oh, bother!
 Mr. Butt: Unreal City / Under the brown fog of a winter dawn / A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many / I had not thought death had undone so many.
 virtualman: grindr
 becca: Beats Santacon by a mile, not that that's hard
 Fugative: We need more facehuggers i repeat more facehuggers
 TGhasthefunnies: weirdest gang rape, ever.
 vincenzo: ah. the honey prices make sense now
 duckfarts: oh bother
 duckfarts: this place is covered in pooh
Image 95982   04-07-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 Micro Jackson: Ready for Wall Street
 Fugative: A wolf in wolf's clothing
 LKoroton: ready for Game of Thrones premiere
 LKoroton: now Little Red Riding Hood will take me seriously
 Jeannie C: Looks like never skips neck day.
 Teechur: Alec Baldwin's lookin' good!
 duckfarts: C'MON! HOT-LIFE 3
Image 95981   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 titular role: This is why they hate us @carpwoman
 carpwoman: University of Wisconsin?
 duckfarts: it ain't easy
 Catcat: Well, I don't want my cheeses to be made amateurs!
 dobbiesdoogs: go badgers!
Image 95980   04-07-16   Uploaded by    athiest
 Warrax: Segregates your good chompers from your bad ones. Nevermind the fact that you're now missing chompers.
 skillet: ADA=KKK
 duckfarts: so that's how trump gets his winning smile
 Catcat: Michael Jackson's favorite toothpaste
 VoR: We all have white chompers though, right? right?
Image 95979   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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