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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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 Wolfechu: Yeah, this is why they call them 'pigeon fanciers'
 Double-Munched Tacotito: I swear this pidgeon looks like it's trying its best not to laugh.
 luxuslurch: You can't eat what you kiss, old man!
Image 95987   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat like if someone came in the middle of the night while you were sleeping and still a virgin and swapped your brain into an android and then you couldent find your body?
 redpeepee: Stupid... but funny
 Mr. Skeltal: Said every mom ever
 Catcat: I'd be worried if it was the other way around
 Manu Shinobili: I use mine to hold my receipts!
Image 95986   04-07-16   Uploaded by    withak
 p nut: musicCopyingClass.jpg
 bigfarter: I just looked this song up on youtube and it fucking rules.
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, played "Smoke on the Water."
 Niels Bohr: Slovenly, can do.
 Grandmas Ghost: @Catcat I was one of those musicians.
 p-niiice: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=sCgT94A7WgI
 duckfarts: @a sedated moose @Magma Safe sadly, that's something else and they just used the same name
 gary: '...balance your chair on 2 legs..." and "...remove cattle from stage..." I'll rad to that.
 Magma Safe: @Zukero @a sedated moose It is totally worth the listen
 a sedated moose: @Zukero apparently, there are multiple versions on YouTube.
 Butcherboy: some sort of alien cypher. if only we could build it
 a sedated moose: I haven't seen this in years! Some of my favorite directions include "glock mallet," "add bicycle" and "like a dirigible."
 Zukero: I would listen to that. Can't find it on Spotify though.
 duckfarts: @ch skeet deedley deet
 ch: Make a jazz noise here
 AutoDisaster: Turntablists are musicians too right?
 duckfarts: also please don't doxx me
 duckfarts: whoa whoa whoa why are you removing the cattle from the stage
 Tiramisu: I have a feeling that even if I knew how to read music, this would still make my head want to explode.
 Catcat: It's called "Death Waltz" because no musician would survive playing it
 original og: I'll just stick to drums, thanks.
Image 95985   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 dragon horn: Why? @Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: This plastic contains no calories
 vincenzo: diet ginger ale? why not just bear grylls yourself
Image 95984   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Ghabo
 hat thrab: @a robot Heh. Sort of? Initially I was describing getting side-checked by a door as a Hot Throb, which, switcherinoed through my only comedic device of making fun of the Minnesota side of my familys accent. Then the relation to Heart Throb tickled because I am a lady with ladyboobs. SO MANY LAYERS.
 LKoroton: remember Chicken
 Tiramisu: I don't know why, but I feel like this image truly sums up humanity better than words ever could.
 a robot: Hey @hat thrab, is your name like a Massachussetts-accented version of "heart throb?" I've just been wondering.
Image 95983   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sumodrsn: Ok, who effed up the schedule?!
 Micro Jackson: Oh, bother!
 Mr. Butt: Unreal City / Under the brown fog of a winter dawn / A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many / I had not thought death had undone so many.
 virtualman: grindr
 becca: Beats Santacon by a mile, not that that's hard
 Fugative: We need more facehuggers i repeat more facehuggers
 TGhasthefunnies: weirdest gang rape, ever.
 vincenzo: ah. the honey prices make sense now
 duckfarts: oh bother
 duckfarts: this place is covered in pooh
Image 95982   04-07-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 Micro Jackson: Ready for Wall Street
 Fugative: A wolf in wolf's clothing
 LKoroton: ready for Game of Thrones premiere
 LKoroton: now Little Red Riding Hood will take me seriously
 Jeannie C: Looks like never skips neck day.
 Teechur: Alec Baldwin's lookin' good!
 duckfarts: C'MON! HOT-LIFE 3
Image 95981   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 titular role: This is why they hate us @carpwoman
 Starry Lemon: University of Wisconsin?
 duckfarts: it ain't easy
 Catcat: Well, I don't want my cheeses to be made amateurs!
 dobbiesdoogs: go badgers!
Image 95980   04-07-16   Uploaded by    athiest
 Warrax: Segregates your good chompers from your bad ones. Nevermind the fact that you're now missing chompers.
 skillet: ADA=KKK
 duckfarts: so that's how trump gets his winning smile
 Catcat: Michael Jackson's favorite toothpaste
 VoR: We all have white chompers though, right? right?
Image 95979   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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