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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Image 95988 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. We'll pray for you, superfudge.
Score:
401
 
 Wolfechu: Yeah, this is why they call them 'pigeon fanciers'
 Theta Zero: I swear this pidgeon looks like it's trying its best not to laugh.
 luxuslurch: You can't eat what you kiss, old man!
Image 95987   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
520
 
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat like if someone came in the middle of the night while you were sleeping and still a virgin and swapped your brain into an android and then you couldent find your body?
 redpeepee: Stupid... but funny
 tib gubb: Said every mom ever
 Catcat: I'd be worried if it was the other way around
 Manu Shinobili: I use mine to hold my receipts!
Image 95986   04-07-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
723
 
 p nut: musicCopyingClass.jpg
 bigfarter: I just looked this song up on youtube and it fucking rules.
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, played "Smoke on the Water."
 Niels Bohr: Slovenly, can do.
 Grandmas Ghost: @Catcat I was one of those musicians.
 Jrks: RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
 p-niiice: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=sCgT94A7WgI
 duckfarts: @a sedated moose @Magma Safe sadly, that's something else and they just used the same name
 gary: '...balance your chair on 2 legs..." and "...remove cattle from stage..." I'll rad to that.
 Magma Safe: @Zukero @a sedated moose It is totally worth the listen
 a sedated moose: @Zukero apparently, there are multiple versions on YouTube.
 Butcherboy: some sort of alien cypher. if only we could build it
 a sedated moose: I haven't seen this in years! Some of my favorite directions include "glock mallet," "add bicycle" and "like a dirigible."
 Zukero: I would listen to that. Can't find it on Spotify though.
 duckfarts: @ch skeet deedley deet
 ch: Make a jazz noise here
 AutoDisaster: Turntablists are musicians too right?
 duckfarts: also please don't doxx me
 duckfarts: whoa whoa whoa why are you removing the cattle from the stage
 Tiramisu: I have a feeling that even if I knew how to read music, this would still make my head want to explode.
 Catcat: It's called "Death Waltz" because no musician would survive playing it
 Theta Zero: I'll just stick to drums, thanks.
Image 95985   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
300
 
 dragon horn: Why? @Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: This plastic contains no calories
 vincenzo: diet ginger ale? why not just bear grylls yourself
Image 95984   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Ghabo
Score:
321
 
 hat thrab: @a robot Heh. Sort of? Initially I was describing getting side-checked by a door as a Hot Throb, which, switcherinoed through my only comedic device of making fun of the Minnesota side of my familys accent. Then the relation to Heart Throb tickled because I am a lady with ladyboobs. SO MANY LAYERS.
 LKoroton: remember Chicken
 Tiramisu: I don't know why, but I feel like this image truly sums up humanity better than words ever could.
 a robot: Hey @hat thrab, is your name like a Massachussetts-accented version of "heart throb?" I've just been wondering.
Image 95983   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
585
 
 sumodrsn: Ok, who effed up the schedule?!
 Micro Jackson: Oh, bother!
 Mr. Butt: Unreal City / Under the brown fog of a winter dawn / A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many / I had not thought death had undone so many.
 virtualman: grindr
 becca: Beats Santacon by a mile, not that that's hard
 Fugative: We need more facehuggers i repeat more facehuggers
 TGhasthefunnies: weirdest gang rape, ever.
 vincenzo: ah. the honey prices make sense now
 duckfarts: oh bother
 duckfarts: this place is covered in pooh
Image 95982   04-07-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
579
 
 Skaalar: MORE WOLF JOB
 Micro Jackson: Ready for Wall Street
 Fugative: A wolf in wolf's clothing
 LKoroton: ready for Game of Thrones premiere
 LKoroton: now Little Red Riding Hood will take me seriously
 Jeannie C: Looks like never skips neck day.
 Teechur: Alec Baldwin's lookin' good!
 duckfarts: C'MON! HOT-LIFE 3
Image 95981   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
345
 
 titular role: This is why they hate us @carpwoman
 carpwoman: University of Wisconsin?
 duckfarts: it ain't easy
 Catcat: Well, I don't want my cheeses to be made amateurs!
 dobbiesdoogs: go badgers!
Image 95980   04-07-16   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
425
 
 Warrax: Segregates your good chompers from your bad ones. Nevermind the fact that you're now missing chompers.
 skillet: ADA=KKK
 duckfarts: so that's how trump gets his winning smile
 Catcat: Michael Jackson's favorite toothpaste
 VoR: We all have white chompers though, right? right?
Image 95979   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
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