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268907  El hefe: Someone needs a honey intervention

268850  copunter: everysocialmediapostever.jpg

268926  daisy picker: The answer is animals, specifically dogs because all dogs go to heaven.

268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
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DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1657 points
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11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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15. wolfskin: 1477 points
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267
 
 Skaalar: Fancy pigeon contests are secretly hilarious
 trumpet: roly loly @Xeno
 Micro Jackson: Ah yisssssssssss
 StuporFly: Ugh... more unrealist body images for chicks to have to deal with.
 Frank herbert: LaFerrari 360 modena
 Xeno: @dobbiesdoogs And playoff legs.
 dobbiesdoogs: real birds have curves
Image 95949   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
266
 
 Warezlock: Hello Wisconsin!
 Frank herbert: Fun story : I had got license plates that said pornstr, and about 4 months in I have the car to my mom. Oh the looks she got.
 Frank herbert: Prob a dude.
 Nope: Fuck Wisconsin thats a shitty design
 dobbiesdoogs: well you drive a cute saturn, i already assumed
Image 95948   04-06-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
374
 
 annterland: Uuuhhhhhh...I need to phone a friend!
 shwoarty: I would pick help from the audience too.
 hex0: How many people said ready Freddy before "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"?
 Fancy Clown: I suggest suicide
 Frank herbert: D. I pick d.
 WTF: None of the four should be considered "fun".
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm assuming they didn't win the million
Image 95947   04-06-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
510
 
 Jeannie C: I've always had trouble knowing what to say, but this cheat sheet should help.
 thratchen: if you read the result of each checkbox in turn, it tells a sad story.
 Flabbergahst: All the checkboxes is mine!
 Air Biscuit: Language
 Warezlock: Fuck the dandy at the top of the pic with the plastic pants?
 MassDefect: Fuck me?
 Dr. Bathroom: @duckfarts FUCK AND DIE... Is a metaphor for life.
 xylophone: I rode your girlfriend, too
 ThatGuy: What the fuck and the horse you rode in on.
 duckfarts: i think you need a separate card for the horse; it's only polite
 duckfarts: FUCK AND DIE
 Nope: Fuck me, the man, and die
Image 95946   04-06-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
293
 
 Bubu: I'd just keep the cat
 Vermicelli: @H.Dresden sleeps on a tiny bed made up on the lid of a trunk at the foot of a normal bed.
 H.Dresden: That dog is me. That is my life
 ThatGuy: @Ulillillia yeah my phone likes to ignore keystrokes
 trees: whyim
 ThatGuy: This is whyim a "dog person".
 duckfarts: why. why do they have to add these dumb words
Image 95945   04-06-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
741
 
 sumodrsn: You know those fingers were in his butt not three minutes ago.
 VoR: Dem Married
 A duck: "Gimme a apple or I'll snap this ladies fuckin neck!"
 H.Dresden: Nice
 Warrax: @Suburbanmom And humans are the worst of all.
 Suburbanmom: Monkeys are terrifying satan creatures
 Mr. Shine: "He put his toe in my ear!" "No . . . no, he didn't."
 LKoroton: internet dating works this way
 Xeno: Do NOT trust monkeys... ever.
 Coolguy: Rally Monkey was soooooooo 2002
 Nope: Sweet CBS shirt
 Red: *SNAP*
 savvoy: That monkey bears an eerie resemblance to Macklemore
Image 95944   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
539
 
 Flabbergahst: what a bunch of bull
 duckfarts: @Frank herbert i'm totally up for Hot-Life 3
 Jotun: The transformizzle
 Frank herbert: @duckfarts I'm for it. I just beat the first one last night. Did everything backwards. I beat 2 a couple months ago
 LKoroton: cool minotaur
 duckfarts: HOTLINE MIAMI 3 CONFIRMED
 Knice: #95723's final form.
 Xeno: Psst! Hey buddy, can I interest you in some growth hormone?
 Nope: Puffy jackets are bulshit
 Jalamunch Totorito: Rip in peace
Image 95943   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 95942 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PissedOff. We'll pray for you, PissedOff.
Score:
247
 
 sumodrsn: That is just sad. Sad, sad, sad.
 Skaalar: Meh, 5 minute rule.
 genius: This is my day, every day.
 Jeannie C: That is what you get for putting butter on your pizza.
 Suburbanmom: Ohhhhhhhh!
 Wet farts: The only time I eat that shit is when it's 3 in the morning and I'm too drunk to drive to little Vincent's (only real pizza place open late by me)
 Nope: @Coolguy Agreed, support your local pizza place.
 Mr. Shine: OH THE HUMANITY!
 Coolguy: @Nope asshole or not, that pizza sucks!
 MassDefect: Your life sucks.
 Mike Michael: That pizza had just one week until retirement! Mendoooozzza!
 dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday to the ground
 Nope: Don't fret it was just papa johns. Dude's an asshole.
 bbbrandon: The horror...
Image 95941   04-06-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
381
 
 Frank herbert: Neeeeeeerd
 Coolguy: @Warrax playing with his meat?
 TheFrogMan: That's a shitload of Silly Putty
 Warrax: Looks like a cafeteria. I'm going to assume he's making mystery meat sculptures.
Image 95940   04-06-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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