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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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Score:
267
 
 Skaalar: Fancy pigeon contests are secretly hilarious
 trumpet: roly loly @Xeno
 Micro Jackson: Ah yisssssssssss
 StuporFly: Ugh... more unrealist body images for chicks to have to deal with.
 Frank herbert: LaFerrari 360 modena
 Xeno: @dobbiesdoogs And playoff legs.
 dobbiesdoogs: real birds have curves
Image 95949   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
266
 
 Warezlock: Hello Wisconsin!
 Frank herbert: Fun story : I had got license plates that said pornstr, and about 4 months in I have the car to my mom. Oh the looks she got.
 Frank herbert: Prob a dude.
 Nope: Fuck Wisconsin thats a shitty design
 dobbiesdoogs: well you drive a cute saturn, i already assumed
Image 95948   04-06-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
374
 
 annterland: Uuuhhhhhh...I need to phone a friend!
 shwoarty: I would pick help from the audience too.
 hex0: How many people said ready Freddy before "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"?
 Fancy Clown: I suggest suicide
 Frank herbert: D. I pick d.
 WTF: None of the four should be considered "fun".
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm assuming they didn't win the million
Image 95947   04-06-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
510
 
 Jeannie C: I've always had trouble knowing what to say, but this cheat sheet should help.
 thratchen: if you read the result of each checkbox in turn, it tells a sad story.
 Flabbergahst: All the checkboxes is mine!
 Air Biscuit: Language
 Warezlock: Fuck the dandy at the top of the pic with the plastic pants?
 MassDefect: Fuck me?
 Dr. Bathroom: @duckfarts FUCK AND DIE... Is a metaphor for life.
 xylophone: I rode your girlfriend, too
 ThatGuy: What the fuck and the horse you rode in on.
 duckfarts: i think you need a separate card for the horse; it's only polite
 duckfarts: FUCK AND DIE
 Nope: Fuck me, the man, and die
Image 95946   04-06-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
293
 
 Bubu: I'd just keep the cat
 Vermicelli: @H.Dresden sleeps on a tiny bed made up on the lid of a trunk at the foot of a normal bed.
 H.Dresden: That dog is me. That is my life
 ThatGuy: @Ulillillia yeah my phone likes to ignore keystrokes
 trees: whyim
 ThatGuy: This is whyim a "dog person".
 duckfarts: why. why do they have to add these dumb words
Image 95945   04-06-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
741
 
 sumodrsn: You know those fingers were in his butt not three minutes ago.
 VoR: Dem Married
 A duck: "Gimme a apple or I'll snap this ladies fuckin neck!"
 H.Dresden: Nice
 Warrax: @Suburbanmom And humans are the worst of all.
 Suburbanmom: Monkeys are terrifying satan creatures
 Mr. Shine: "He put his toe in my ear!" "No . . . no, he didn't."
 LKoroton: internet dating works this way
 Xeno: Do NOT trust monkeys... ever.
 Coolguy: Rally Monkey was soooooooo 2002
 Nope: Sweet CBS shirt
 Red: *SNAP*
 savvoy: That monkey bears an eerie resemblance to Macklemore
Image 95944   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
539
 
 Flabbergahst: what a bunch of bull
 duckfarts: @Frank herbert i'm totally up for Hot-Life 3
 Jotun: The transformizzle
 Frank herbert: @duckfarts I'm for it. I just beat the first one last night. Did everything backwards. I beat 2 a couple months ago
 LKoroton: cool minotaur
 duckfarts: HOTLINE MIAMI 3 CONFIRMED
 Knice: #95723's final form.
 Xeno: Psst! Hey buddy, can I interest you in some growth hormone?
 Nope: Puffy jackets are bulshit
 Jalamunch Totorito: Rip in peace
Image 95943   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 95942 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PissedOff. You have brought shame on us, PissedOff.
Score:
247
 
 sumodrsn: That is just sad. Sad, sad, sad.
 Skaalar: Meh, 5 minute rule.
 genius: This is my day, every day.
 Jeannie C: That is what you get for putting butter on your pizza.
 Suburbanmom: Ohhhhhhhh!
 Wet farts: The only time I eat that shit is when it's 3 in the morning and I'm too drunk to drive to little Vincent's (only real pizza place open late by me)
 Nope: @Coolguy Agreed, support your local pizza place.
 Mr. Shine: OH THE HUMANITY!
 Coolguy: @Nope asshole or not, that pizza sucks!
 MassDefect: Your life sucks.
 Scoo: That pizza had just one week until retirement! Mendoooozzza!
 dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday to the ground
 Nope: Don't fret it was just papa johns. Dude's an asshole.
 bbbrandon: The horror...
Image 95941   04-06-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
381
 
 Frank herbert: Neeeeeeerd
 Coolguy: @Warrax playing with his meat?
 Scoo: That's a shitload of Silly Putty
 Warrax: Looks like a cafeteria. I'm going to assume he's making mystery meat sculptures.
Image 95940   04-06-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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