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228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

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227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227913 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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10. robocop: 1977 points
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12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
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Score:
510
 
 Jeannie C: I've always had trouble knowing what to say, but this cheat sheet should help.
 thratchen: if you read the result of each checkbox in turn, it tells a sad story.
 Flabbergahst: All the checkboxes is mine!
 Air Biscuit: Language
 Warezlock: Fuck the dandy at the top of the pic with the plastic pants?
 MassDefect: Fuck me?
 Dr. Bathroom: @duckfarts FUCK AND DIE... Is a metaphor for life.
 Ulillillia: I rode your girlfriend, too
 ThatGuy: What the fuck and the horse you rode in on.
 duckfarts: i think you need a separate card for the horse; it's only polite
 duckfarts: FUCK AND DIE
 Nope: Fuck me, the man, and die
Image 95946   04-06-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
293
 
 Bubu: I'd just keep the cat
 Vermicelli: @H.Dresden sleeps on a tiny bed made up on the lid of a trunk at the foot of a normal bed.
 H.Dresden: That dog is me. That is my life
 ThatGuy: @Ulillillia yeah my phone likes to ignore keystrokes
 Ulillillia: whyim
 ThatGuy: This is whyim a "dog person".
 duckfarts: why. why do they have to add these dumb words
Image 95945   04-06-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
741
 
 sumodrsn: You know those fingers were in his butt not three minutes ago.
 VoR: Dem Married
 A duck: "Gimme a apple or I'll snap this ladies fuckin neck!"
 H.Dresden: Nice
 Warrax: @Suburbanmom And humans are the worst of all.
 Suburbanmom: Monkeys are terrifying satan creatures
 Mr. Shine: "He put his toe in my ear!" "No . . . no, he didn't."
 LKoroton: internet dating works this way
 Xeno: Do NOT trust monkeys... ever.
 Coolguy: Rally Monkey was soooooooo 2002
 Nope: Sweet CBS shirt
 Red: *SNAP*
 savvoy: That monkey bears an eerie resemblance to Macklemore
Image 95944   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
539
 
 Flabbergahst: what a bunch of bull
 duckfarts: @Frank herbert i'm totally up for Hot-Life 3
 Jotun: The transformizzle
 Frank herbert: @duckfarts I'm for it. I just beat the first one last night. Did everything backwards. I beat 2 a couple months ago
 LKoroton: cool minotaur
 duckfarts: HOTLINE MIAMI 3 CONFIRMED
 Knice: #95723's final form.
 Xeno: Psst! Hey buddy, can I interest you in some growth hormone?
 Nope: Puffy jackets are bulshit
 Jalamunch Totorito: Rip in peace
Image 95943   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 95942 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PissedOff. Boo, PissedOff.
Score:
247
 
 sumodrsn: That is just sad. Sad, sad, sad.
 Skaalar: Meh, 5 minute rule.
 genius: This is my day, every day.
 Jeannie C: That is what you get for putting butter on your pizza.
 Suburbanmom: Ohhhhhhhh!
 Wet farts: The only time I eat that shit is when it's 3 in the morning and I'm too drunk to drive to little Vincent's (only real pizza place open late by me)
 Nope: @Coolguy Agreed, support your local pizza place.
 Mr. Shine: OH THE HUMANITY!
 Coolguy: @Nope asshole or not, that pizza sucks!
 MassDefect: Your life sucks.
 Scoo: That pizza had just one week until retirement! Mendoooozzza!
 dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday to the ground
 Nope: Don't fret it was just papa johns. Dude's an asshole.
 Ulillillia: The horror...
Image 95941   04-06-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
381
 
 Frank herbert: Neeeeeeerd
 Coolguy: @Warrax playing with his meat?
 Scoo: That's a shitload of Silly Putty
 Warrax: Looks like a cafeteria. I'm going to assume he's making mystery meat sculptures.
Image 95940   04-06-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
163
 
 guest: @ignatz lol omg
 Frum Temps: @ignatz holy loly
 ignatz: VR nuthammer
 Flabbergahst: seriously, what does that thing do? I gotta know
 duckfarts: LET'S! ILLUSION!
 Coolguy: Let's! Erection!
 White Rice: Aww, we're killing the "dream" that the VR full "experience" suit thing was actually real, and not an April fools day thing? That's cold.
 Warrax: This guy knows as much about women as #95928
 Knice: Practical solutions for everyday problems.
 Warrax: Living the dream.
Image 95939   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
564
 
 Jeannie C: They usually fly away. Now what do I do?
 H.Dresden: "This is my kingdom"
 Ulillillia: Now kiss.
 square44: What'chu lookin' at, punk?
Image 95938   04-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
591
 
 hurr: here's johnny!!
 hex0: I'd this what terminal velocity does?
 Magma Safe: How is plane formed
 Korrok: For got how to A-340.
 Kohapi: just the tip, baby. just the tip.
 E. HONDA: terminal not brave enough
 duckfarts: got your nose
 MassDefect: Didn't go far enough. Could have made offloading easier.
 SomeCanadian: I hope they used protection
 Knice: ...boop ...is what I'd say
Image 95937   04-06-16   Uploaded by    guest
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