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216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
 sumodrsn: Thanks Obama.
 Knice: @Korrok Point taken. I believe in the later models they found that hornets were more agreeable creatures to work with.
 Korrok: @Knice Point of order, those are the wings, nose, and tail of an F-18 Super Hornet. I know it doesn't really matter BUT GODDAMMIT IT MATTERS TO ME!
 rinaldi1337: kenny loggin's cat
 hajjpodge: You are a toy! You CAN"T FLY!
 hnnngh: Meownic boom!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron they decided to switch to toxoplasma gondii
 Knice: Prototype F-14 Tomcat. The funding demo was a hard sell, but we got there.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Chemtrails are really cat farts!
 WaffleIron: Where are the chemtrails? We all know the Illumicati are brainwashing us with chemtrails.
Image 95171   04-03-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: Gee, I-I don't know Rick.. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Shut up Morty.
 sumodrsn: That's how you get shaken donkey syndrome.
 Korrok: I had to.
 Korrok: ...and let me see what you got...
 willowsprite: ...watch yourself!
 Sadbot: Seal the business deal th' Walter White burro
 robobigfoot: so many deaths from shaken foal syndrome.
 Jotun: Rad for Mickeys beer.
 eyg: Shake TH HAT Ass.
 ch: Grasp thhat mule / this is not a mule you can grasp in friendship
 killerjunglist: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 StuporFly: @mwoody : but yes, by all means, fist that ass.
 StuporFly: It's telling dumb hipsters how to deal with their hats in high winds: "Clasp th' fedora, dumbass."
 FistyAnn: @mwoody Emphatically, yes.
 Scoo: Shake that donkey?
 mwoody: Fist that ass?
 Niels Bohr: The bee sting
Image 95170   04-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: ALL POSTINGS MUST HAVE BAD FORMATTING
 dobbiesdoogs: you are technically correct, the best kind of correct
Image 95169   04-03-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
347
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Frank herbert citation downl
 Amy Housewine: Shut up, you may or may not be my supervisor.
 VoR: Can't tell if sign being obeyed
 Korrok: FUCK OFF SIGN, @Bro Bro DOES WHAT HE WANTS!
 Moe Burt: Yes, sir!
 Frank herbert: citation downloading
 shitshow: eat a dick, sign. I do what I wa
 Knice: Fuck the pol
Image 95168   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
672
 
 bizijosh: It's the humidity that really gets you.
 lionstrong: Imagination -Spongebob Squarepants
 willowsprite: But it says the light of the sun, not the heat. Sheesh.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Man it's hot as Hell up in here.
 LKoroton: funny when atheists try to believe
 bizijosh: When are they going to show this exhibit at the Creation Museum?
 Darkasnoon: But the deeper you get in Hell, the colder it is.
 Bubu: Blasphemy! Burn the witch! Let you go chill in hell, sinner!
 Knice: Not as hot as this BUUUURRRNNNNN, though.
 WaffleIron: Rad, rad a thousand times rad.
Image 95167   04-03-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
299
 
 The Man: Cage is a vampire confirmed
 Kohapi: guy's wearing a knitted apple sleeve on his head
 SoyUnPerdedor: "AHHHHH, NOT THE BUULLLLLLS!!!"
 WaffleIron: Nicolas the slack jawed yokel
Image 95166   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
196
 
 Drazil: i thought i was the only one. also good for hot water for your hot cocoa pouches
 Drazil: @Darkasnoon they have a campbell's soup one kinda like this
 Kohapi: "The best part of bakin up, Is Noodles in your Cup."
 Mr. Whiskers: This is someone's fetish
 Darkasnoon: Why isn't there a K-Cup that does this already?
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best use of a Keurig
 Scoo: I sure hope a little seasoning pack is in the K-Cup
 WaffleIron: They literally tell you to do this in hotel rooms on a laminated sign next to the machine.
Image 95165   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
228
 
 SomeCanadian: 'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING'
 sumodrsn: When you're protesting against one person.
 bizijosh: It sure sounds like he's advocating rape.
 LKoroton: not with you
 bizijosh: It sure sounds like he's advocating rape.
 TrollAscetic: yes this right here
 Knice: I prefer when they just ask for money.
 Falstaff: Hypocritical if true.
 WaffleIron: hI must protest, He's doing it wrong.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Come to the corner Ashby Rd in the next 15 min if you're ready to protest against protesting
 Scoo: Can't argue with that
Image 95164   04-03-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
253
 
 Knice: They're watching #94693
 Teechur: I wouldn't think they'd BOTH look surprised.
 Scoo: It's not gay if it's in a three-way
Image 95163   04-03-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
106
 
 LKoroton: This Is Fanny User
 Darkasnoon: Yes, you did snapchatter with no poetic appreciation, bad voted!
Image 95162   04-03-16   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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