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257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Spazstatic
6. a robot
7. Not A Bot
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Knice
10. Whatever

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1036 points)
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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (847 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 5978 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2671 points
 6. Scoo: 2348 points
 7. burritos: 2167 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1920 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 Jaktai: President Richard
 Magma Safe: We're so close to this reality
 Knice: Make America 'bate again.
 AdamBomb286: President Bush
 tib gubb: *may actually be a penis
 hat thrab: Ed the Happy Clown. i still don't know what that goddamn book was about.
 Merlins beard: same thing
 Mexico: Tricky Dick
 DrinkMixMan: SCROTUS
 dobbiesdoogs: the First Penis
Image 94758   04-02-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 94757 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by yev. Your image was bad, yev.
Image 94756 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. Your image was bad, XLY.
 a robot: @Cralm Cremomple I can't breathe through all this irony
 vincenzo: happy birthday jesus, this present isnt for you. none of them are, you are a fictional character. im sorry to break it to you like this
Image 94755   04-02-16   Uploaded by    hammy
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna vote rad on this because once we take care of STD's it's continental orgy time.
 berlin: @tib gubb Illinois ALWAYS keeps it classy
 duckfarts: seems you've been a bit too socialist lately, eh?
 tib gubb: keeping it classy
 Drazil: what has been seen can never be unseen
Image 94754   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
 Headoftheclass: Michelle's O-butthole.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Feeling the burn.
 Drazil: what has been seen can never be unseen
 thratchen: "Just... just put that away and pull up your pants, okay? Nobody here needs to see that. Jesus christ."
Image 94753   04-02-16   Uploaded by    unoplank
 Koventry: In brightest day, in darkest night...
 WaffleIron: That laser is well powerful enough to blind your cat. It comes with goddamn safety goggles for a reason.
 willowsprite: Got into the absinthe again...
 ClockworkJackalope: Why the red dot is sacred.. The green dot is catchable
Image 94752   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 A duck: I went out / On a date / With a girl / A bit late. :/ She had so many friends / But just one pogo stick.
 shitshow: for turds hung crossways
 Gowenmark: Flush. I dare you. I double dare you.
 duckfarts: it's for climbing buildings
 willowsprite: And? And? You tried it. You must have.
 Joseph: No you didn't.
 A duck: For after Brad uses the toilet.
Image 94751   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
 Bluetocracy: The Ohio Renaissance Festival's VR Burning Man Experience tent
 chunk norris: The Orange Barrel Experience
 becca: do you see what I'm seeing, maaaan?
 duckfarts: I'm down for starting a vr hairdressers
 Warrax: They're falling into the pattern on their shirts.
 Jrks: Woah
 willowsprite: Wall e begins
 dobbiesdoogs: if i were them i'd want to escape reality too
Image 94750   04-02-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 ssignature: Feel the Burn
 Drazil: what has been seen can never be unseen
 willowsprite: Can somebody help me? I've been very badly burned.
Image 94749   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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