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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
375
 
 indolentia: "ha ha fooled you!"
 Bumbo Lungys: Nailed it
 Korrok: I like to think the first thing the dude said after bustin' outta his tomb was "What'd I miss?"
 werterland: @Catcat Maybe they're ancient hipsters. "Yeah, man, that's cool, but, like, I've already been to two or three Hell-gates. They're not new, you're just now hearing about them, that's all."
 Catcat: Those guys seem wildly disinterested people for someone standing beside what seems to be a gate to Hell that popped off a heavy stone lid and is sending out both zombies and snaking tendrils of smoke
 gary: A difficult birth astride a grave.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Hello madda! Hello fadda!"
 Janston: "Bros, it's a little hot but the water feels great once you get used to it. Pop the robes off, come on in."
 hnnngh: Rad for Gustave Dore.
 Warrax: That wasn't the necronomicon, it was the nakenomicon! We've summoned a lesser spirit of crotch cleavage!
Image 93688   03-28-16   Uploaded by    mwoody
Score:
386
 
 Borkf: Note to self: Favour portrait next time, this does not do their stupid faces justice.
 east bay: My god... it's full of potoo...
 Catcat: @Bolt Vanderhuge bravo, bravo!
 StuporFly: Nightjars is the cwaziest peoples.
 willowsprite: @Bolt Vanderhuge good job!
 doop: These are types of frogmouth called the potoo. They're like living muppets.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: from top left, going across: MMMP; JERRRORCH; WERRORK; EMMP; BAAAHHH; ...hmmf; EMMUMMM? WHULTT; HAHH-; BARHHHH; HMN; RRRNT; MORE BARHHH; GEHHSSTSSS; MNEN; mmmmmmmmm?; unavailable; hmmhmmhmm; tiny tiny screams x4; indifferent silence; HEHHHH; BAHHHH; HREAAAAAHHHH; meme; HEH!Mmmm.
 hat thrab: MORE.
Image 93687   03-28-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 93686 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phailsauce. You have brought shame on us, phailsauce.
Score:
383
 
 ch: Non-Orthogonal Drinking Methodology: A Consideration Of Varietels
 Slowpoke: @Mexico I can't remember the english title. It was a book about various sciency experiments kids could do. That two-bottle thing was demonstrating how water flows from one container to another from gravity. I can't remember what the blowing-bubbles thing was.
 Zukero: @J. Random Bozo Made by kids, for kids !
 Gomi Day: i'm mr bucket, put your herbs in my top - i'm mr bucket, what the fucks going on
 Mexico: @Slowpoke What is it?
 Slowpoke: Holy crap... I remember this book... and that stupid potted plant.
 redpeepee: "Steady, Chanda, we mustn't ruin this batch of SlimFast! If we come under quota again they'll feed all our clothes to the moths."
 willowsprite: Do not pipette with your mouth
 doop: Breaking Bangladesh
 Janston: What flavors does the Thomas the Tank Engine spice add?
 TFChicken: Mmm... homemade Pepto Bismol
 a robot: Perhaps you would like to try an experimental flavor of my own concoction. A delicious Chutney Squishee. You can really taste the chutney!
 drtofu: C'mon, that's obviously rose water pista
 Mexico: Damn it, Anong, didn't you listen to the Dopeman? Don't get high off our own supply.
 J. Random Bozo: Curry flavored vape juice, kids love it
 100000: Ok that didn't work out exactly as planned...
 100000: Potted plant is all like "ओह तस्वीर"
Image 93685   03-28-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Score:
336
 
 Ratty: Elvis caught picking a pocket
 duckfarts: nice hat
 100000: The old one had ducks in it.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: also LOL ELVIS AH HUU HUUUUUU
 Bolt Vanderhuge: the one time the cadillac logo actually looked awesome
Image 93684   03-28-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
470
 
 Skam: Release the tensions!
 cran vodka: Kiwi Humour. Just dont ask why they named the town Christ Church
 killerjunglist: Is it raining or not?
 Coolguy: Pacific Rim problems
 100000: I care :(
Image 93683   03-28-16   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
336
 
 indolentia: i'd watch this movie.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: This Xmen pic is weird.
 Korrok: I never get tired of this one.
 werterland: I am way behind on those Miss Peregrine books.
 big h: father,mother,uncle,aunt,grandfather,grandmother all in one couple
 XLY: Whore door
 eyg: Hodor.
Image 93682   03-28-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
418
 
 Sparkplug: A Murdoch rag, right?
 Kefas: @StuporFly spiders can walk on walls
 StuporFly: Who could we get to build us a wall to keep out the giant Muslim spiders?
 gary: What, no free DVD inside? It's all gone to hell.
 Alastair: I enjoy the ironic juxtaposition of the Paedophile-scum and All grown up articles. it's the little details that really bring this fake newspaper together.
 epitasis: shit is not funny
 Slowpoke: Wow. Daily mail has really outdone itself this time!
 Stephen Milkmus: Thanks, Cameron
 Knice: OH NO!!! *runs around in circles with arms flailing above head.*
 Theta Zero: Fearmongering Daily
 LKoroton: FEAR, PEASANTS, FEAR!
Image 93681   03-28-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
237
 
 nclaw: We coming anyway.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Way overdressed for this
 big h: Hail, Santa
 UseYourName: tbf, this is pretty usual for Taranaki.
 LKoroton: This newlyweds have nothing to fear
Image 93680   03-28-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
Score:
792
 
 Skam: Crazy Fantatic Genius
 uncannie: @CrustyDusty: please do
 big h: actual, true, bona fide mad scientist
 doop: It was never enough for Nikola to just shuffle across the carpet and touch somebody.
 H.Dresden: "...Excuse me but could you turn on a light? It is ever so hard to paint in this erratic lighting"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: "hmm? what? oh yes, this, all very interesting, I know. but this ETCHING i'm perusing... THIS is exciting!"
 duckfarts: just having a cracking good time reading this book over here
 LKoroton: "this is your brain on drugs"
 CrustyDusty: This is high-voltage rad. I actually have a small notebook cobbled together from a 1890's Western Electric ledger book containing hand-drawn schematics of various dynamo and generator configurations. I've often wondered who drew them, indeed if they are by the hand of Tesla himself? If you'll excuse me, I'm off to the closets to locate and photograph it for y'all.
Image 93679   03-28-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
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