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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
605
 
 Chaski belly rub: I'm raddin robocop anytime i see it
 Bluetocracy: ...Shit, I wish I didn't rust.
 SomeCanadian: Someone is beating off to this right now.
 Scoo: Paint me like one of your French robots
 Borkf: RoboCod.
 Shay: I'm...having...trouble....
 Turts: I've been trying to decide on a RoboCop tattoo...I think this may be it!
 metallica: Ursula was arrested Sunday evening for illegal voice harvesting after a successful sting operation.
 a sedated moose: @WaffleIron robot nipples. Ripples.
 San DoDo: MerMAN
 Zukero: Keeps singing his primary directives to lure villains to certain death.
 Warrax: @WaffleIron It's okay, that's a manbot.
 WaffleIron: Wait, are those robot nipples?
Image 92828   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
331
 
 Korrok: Combination suicide booth/lift?
 gumble: This picture gives me ideas.. deliciously spicy ideas.
 CrustyDusty: push stop pull run... twist DIE!
 Skaalar: The only thing I can't resist is temptation...
 werterland: *presses both at same time*
 Zukero: Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in certain death.
 DrinkMixMan: All death is certain
 Warrax: I'm gonna have to see for myself.
 WaffleIron: Labels unclear, pressed all buttons
Image 92827   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
151
 
 Bluetocracy: It is truth in advertising. There used to be 3 !s. Now, there's just one. The store saved two !s.
 SomeCanadian: Such savings.
 Flarmie: Buy 8 and have an octopus party!
 Borkf: Conchita means vagina.
 CuriouSir: this kind o shit happens all the time at my local grocery store. 'reg 1.27, now 1.26!! grate dealz! much save!' stupid government, its always their fault somehow.
 logan: @Warrax Squid.
 Warrax: Frozen octopus, on sale for the next nine years. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong.
Image 92826   03-25-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
467
 
 Sharkface: Brown neck is a shade of red.
 Religion X: @hajjpodge damn
 Beef Supreme: This picture is amazing. No matter how long i look at it, my mind still says wtf.
 vincenzo: @Bluetocracy i so badly want this to be the new duke boys meet old duke boys sorta movie
 Bluetocracy: Where's their car? The Duke boys need the General Lee
 metallica: @KL1NGON who doesn't? They're great checkers partners!
 Anus: Quit co-opting southern culture! Though personally I'd love to see them create an inverse remake of Malibu's Most Wanted.
 big h: they get it.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Confederate Brothas
 genius: this is my fetish
 KL1NGON: A "wanna-be" can of any type., they probably like fat, pasty-skinned drunk chicks.
 Cami: Camouflage level: Troll
 CuriouSir: "well howdy, fellow rednecks!"
 hajjpodge: No fate
 Zukero: @Warrax it was bad until your comment.
 Warrax: Their disguises are flawless.
Image 92825   03-25-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
442
 
 rustedpeace: @WaffleIron awww...thanks!
 WaffleIron: @DesertPlah : And it was thus that you earned all my rads for the day. Splendid work good sir.
 indolentia: let's see what's behind door #2!
 Rembo Rompus: @WaffleIron you might even say they're...CHOMPING AT THE BIT!
 big h: is this allowed in Washington?
 KL1NGON: This would be a great wine cooler.
 Borkf: Girlfriend simulator 2016.
 Cami: You don't want to see what happens here on the night shift.
 fanny: @bug maybe horses shove plastic people up their asses?
 Zukero: This time, Activision really lost it. Horse Fisting Hero is a commercial flop.
 WaffleIron: All the bronies are getting antsy by the door, waiting for the vet student to finish.
 bug: Looking for the missing horses: #92784
 Dorb: friend this
Image 92824   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
431
 
 Vivian: I live for this
 Lestrange: @Gomi Day it's after Ahura Mazda in Mazdayasna
 Bluetocracy: Perfect for any Vault!
 Skam: It blinks!
 SomeCanadian: Now with extra hum!
 Gomi Day: ...mazda? this requires some googling.
 Super star fails100: Vampires have to hate him
 Janston: If only they knew the crushing depression these things would symbolize in office buildings, just a few decades later.
 bookcase: 80 years old is still new.
 Zukero: F lamps ? Fuck lamps ? Like enlightening dildos amirite ? Raaaaad !
Image 92823   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
554
 
 Skaalar: @DesertPlah Mother of God.
 Larp Belb: o.o ... O.o ... O.O !!! For the first time in my life, i realize that bert always wore vertical stripes as opposed to ernie's horizontal stripes.
 werterland: Auto-rad for Grover, one of the most under-rated Muppets.
 Shay: What could possibility go wrong!
 indolentia: eye beam for ice cream!
 XLY: Bert + Ernie = Bernie
 Lutha: it would be a shame if something that grover made fell over
 Zukero: @SomeCanadian urgh, gross.. Can't wait !
 SomeCanadian: @Zukero Ten bucks he coughs it up with a knot tied in the stem.
 Zukero: @Mr. Butt Oh yes it must, but you can keep the cherry for the end.
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Mr. Butt *claps* and...ummm... check please
 Mr. Butt: Good God, Erine, does it all have to go in my ass?
Image 92822   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
Image 92821 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jack Daniels. Your image was bad, Jack Daniels.
Score:
420
 
 Air Biscuit: Pile of bird shite repellant.
 Anus: That car is FRESH!
 spydermon: Pre-packaged POS, 1,500 OBO
 annterland: Don't forget vaseline under the door handles for complete irritation
 tib gubb: for thwarting only the feeblest of persons
 willowsprite: *shrugs and pulls out xactoknife*
Image 92820   03-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
476
 
 Big Baby: oh man that batbulge...
 communist: okay, this is actually funny
 Bluetocracy: "Robin, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'll get the Vasoline and Kleenex!"
 the snark: Gomi Day - Dick Grayson pics?
 shitshow: it's all videos of cats knocking over expensive vases
 KL1NGON: Also a targeting computer on "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea".
 LKoroton: "Holy crimson panties, Batman! You won this bet again!"
 Super star fails100: I saw that show this morning
 willowsprite: "Heh." "Heh heh." "Hehehheh." "Heh heh heh heh."
 SoyUnPerdedor: It has a direct connection to pornhub
 indolentia: soooo, this is awkward...
 Zukero: The label is here so Robin don't confuse it for the washing machine again.
 Teechur: Why would you keep a file of THAT?
 Gomi Day: full of dick pics
 Skinr: I'm sure that Batman likes to watch Robin's master batfile
Image 92819   03-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
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