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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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Score:
647
 
 a robot: It's afraid!
 anonimos: Goddamn pugs whacked us Johnny
 Beef Supreme: Would you like to know more?
 hnnngh: That's what the pugs get for destroying Rico's home.
 Poop van Pants: They caught the Brain Pug
 nlx27: brb motogp season finally starts again
 Zukero: Starship Puggers
 kate shutupton: Pug Life
 nlx27: finally a pug i can get behind
Image 91563   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Jimson
Score:
329
 
 Jeannie C: It's all about standards, people.
 SomeCanadian: I hope they washed their hands
 Warrax: WIll he have to wait an hour before walking back home?
 Coolguy: Gotta eat, nah meeen?
 Scoo: This is fine
Image 91562   03-20-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
737
 
 eevee: Meanwhile, on deviantart...
 a robot: @BILL DOOR lookin fancy
 bug: Skeletor's lesser known passion as part of a Shakespearean acting troupe.
 San DoDo: Yes yes, we all wear masks, but in reality, are dead inside
 killerjunglist: Looks like the scene from "The Adventures of Mark Twain" where they meet Satan.
Image 91561   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
488
 
 Cami: @SomeCanadian I want to share: I had a co-worker who was sent on a French course and they had an English jar. He was a news junkie and had to discuss need items at work. According to company legend some calamity made the news but his French wasn't good enough to say what he wanted so he dropped $10 in the jar and commenced chin wagging. A brother in law did the same thing with my son's swear jar.
 Cami: @SomeCanadian Not lately. I'm in the Republic of Vancouver Island.
 WaffleIron: [French translation for premium users only]
 Janston: French, if translated.
 SomeCanadian: @Cami No they will be lightly scolded and warned not to do it again. Do you even Canada, Bro?
 Cami: You joke but let's not forget that someone in Canada will be put to death for this mistake.
 Sadbot: It's French translations all the way down
 Vanna: Thanks, Trudeau
 square44: traduction anglais traduction anglais traduction
 Scoo: French translation french translation french translation french
Image 91560   03-20-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
537
 
 junglediseases: DayZ stand alone makes everyone was.
 Mister S: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
 San DoDo: @Ghabo this turned dark really fast :D
 Ghabo: @San DoDo: The little engine that couldn't take it anymore.
 San DoDo: The little engine that could
 Scoo: How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad -- that's amazing!
Image 91559   03-20-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
645
 
 LKoroton: Transparent uniforms are better
 Janston: @Warrax Stewart and Burton wouldn't be caught dead in those boots. They're the real crime, here.
 cenecia: Sorry my uniform got dirty so Deanna a let me borrow hers.
 KL1NGON: Jonathan Frakes wears these at home.
 140bpm: Hold my phaser, Kiff!
 Warrax: I wonder if they got rid of these after the first season because of the main cast members that probably couldn't pull it off. I mean, Stewart and Burton probably would have been fine. I'm not saying they wern't attractive men in their own way, but I don't think Frakes or Dorn really had "miniskirt bodies."
 Cami: Starfleet Scottish Regiment?
 a robot: Hot. Way hotter than #91120
Image 91558   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
532
 
 WaffleIron: Isn't this half the plot of johnny mnemonic?
 KL1NGON: After "BLUEFISH", Sea-World got rid of Dolphin slaves as well.
 hnnngh: You mean every dolphin? Those things are bastards.
 SomeCanadian: Dauphin de guerre!
 morakdais: He come to befriend and pillage
 fanny: yes, but is it jerk-off-proof?
 chunk norris: I think "bloodthirsty" is a pretty apt description for a pack-hunting apex predator. Especially a robot one.
 Knice: I know how to fight these: #91021
Image 91557   03-20-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
349
 
 wordjones: Whole family. tugboat would suffice. do
 WaffleIron: Clinger! Get out of that mask! you're not fooling anyone.
 gumble: @killerjunglist: That may be the diabetes
 Mr. Whiskers: Truly frightening. So much high fructose corn syrup.
 Teechur: Zaphod!
 Viles Davis: Mask still has more convincing emotion than Shatner.
Image 91556   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Picklepuss
Image 91555 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by doggggggie. You have brought shame on us, doggggggie.
Score:
1095
 
 karpeles: i agree with this @hexxx
 Grandmas Ghost: Him and his plant-man friend
 Air Biscuit: I think weve all been there at one point.
 hexxx: Swiggity swooty
 Teechur: Tell no secrets. There might be a plant for the FBI.
 A duck: Dead bush, or sniper in a ghillie suit? You decide...
 square44: Me too anekie. Me too.
Image 91554   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
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