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249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.



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 Hokie333: #214905 return trip
 ann: A tiara normaly comes with a defensive army, once you upgrade it to a crown the army can be used offensively. or you turn it into a destructo disk boomerang and throw it at people.
 westerner: How much did your dad pay you to dress like that little girl?
 Mr. Shine: This pic was better without the craption
 Alastair: @Warrax Eh, she seems more a Nuclear Bazooka type to me.
 Catcat: The weapon of tiara is "have some other poor shlub die fighting for you." It's somewhat effective
 Air Biscuit: You throw it and shout "moon tiara magic!" And it cuts people in half.
 willowsprite: What happens when you grow up with brothers.
 Frank herbert: wtf didn't I have this as a kid
 AutoDisaster: Show me where the meninists are!
 Warrax: How does "Particle Beam" work for you? You look like a particle beam type of kid to me.
Image 91271   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
419
 
 ann: time stamp: full moon.
 carpwoman: Grandma's new dentures?
 Jeannie C: Nice bite too.
 willowsprite: Shanksh!
 morakdais: make your dog kissably fresh
 Warrax: Healthy enough to sever an adult human's finger!
 dobbiesdoogs: i;m thinking about thos gums
Image 91270   03-19-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
549
 
 Grandmas Ghost: @ann Ditto, Hey-o!
 ann: as a dwarf fortress player, I understand this image.
 hnnngh: @There was a bob here *insert techno beat*
 Picklepuss: Mr. Limpet and Ladyfish did not live happily ever after
 Brunkey: @Janston Take that, bish
 There was a bob here: Smack my fish up.
 Frank herbert: fish-bish slapped
 Janston: You know what they say, seize the carp
Image 91269   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
282
 
 ann: china, we dont have an EPA, or human rights for poors, or saftey.
 tib gubb: funny if real
 Catcat: @Cami Well, yes, because then you're fighting Zionism, and Jew != Zionist
 Air Biscuit: Nationalist if whatever cami said.
 Cami: Fairly warned be thee says I.
 Cami: They happen to make lots of nice stuff in China. You just won't find it at Dollar Tree.
 Cami: You have it all wrong. This bias is drawn along NATIONAL lines. It just so happens that there's an ethnic coincidence. It's like hating Israeli policy isn't antisemitism....right?
 iwash: This image is double racist!
 morakdais: racist if commented on by eyg
Image 91268   03-19-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
444
 
 ann: his job is to keep people from pooping in it.
 burritos: Water go down the hole.
 Moe Burt: Rising sea level problem solved.
 AdamBomb286: Alice, where are you going?
 willowsprite: Goodbye, cruel world!
 Frank herbert: the lone black hole
 AutoDisaster: He seems awfully relaxed. Must have been a good xtian.
 Janston: That's a leash he's holding and there's a dog swimming around under the surface.
 Sally: Reverse trolling
 iwash: @Warrax I prayed for buttdildoegg and I was not disappointed (says the advertising copy)
 Warrax: The engineering team has finished manufacturing the plug for that thing #91123
 CuriouSir: divided b...no, I just cant do it.
Image 91267   03-19-16   Uploaded by    stomachcake
Score:
163
 
 Frank herbert: @Korrok you messed up. based on pose this would go under back taxes
 Muncharito Beanworld: Watch out for that raptor!
 Magma Safe: Something, something anaconda. mumble mumble buns, huns
 werterland: Buy a panty, get a snake? These Victoria's Secret offers are getting weird.
 Borkf: Her boobs are made of snakes.
 Angry Lobster: Very nice, but she's no Salma Hayek, the only snake-wearing girl for me.
 Catcat: @Warrax The picture looks like it came from the 90s, tho
 Korrok: This smut doesn't belong on the Spaceship! That said, I'm just gonna right-click that, then Save image as..., navigate to file labeled "Tax Form", save button and there we go! Added to the list of countless others that "Don't belong on the Spaceship."
 Frank herbert: my python don't want none....
 Cami: Well, that girl walking her snake is all grown up now.
 morakdais: good thing she is in a rainforest, I worry that she may get cold in that tiny skirt
 CuriouSir: looks like a ball python. Ive always wanted one
 Janston: Beautiful foliage
 KEKOEKEOEK: @Warrax Maybe the rainforest? I feel like we had a nachos for rainforests in the 90s. (No pun intended.) Of course now we just say fuck the rainforest, we've already fucked up the climate past the point of trying to care.
 Warrax: Snake finds these buns inadequate and honda-like.
 eyg: 420 smoke weed every day.
 Headoftheclass: Hey! She's holding a boaner constrictor!
 Warrax: For some reason this reminds me of 90s-type sexy, but that's not what it is.
 Nope: Doesn't even squat
Image 91266   03-19-16   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
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 willowsprite: Japanese Brownies.
 morakdais: I want the left one on my wall
 dobbiesdoogs: is that treason, johnny?
 Warrax: Not pictured at this cool people's party: Me
Image 91265   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 lolnotrly: i wanna rad this more than once
 Air Biscuit: Mearrrrrrr
 willowsprite: Yarr, it drives me nuts.
 Cami: Then find friendly spaceship, don't be a cold fish!
 Cami: If uploaded pictures something you wish, pirate cat no pants.
 Cami: Fluffy and sleepy and bitey is he, pirate cat no pants.
 morakdais: who sleeps on your desk and is lazy, pirate cat no pants
 Sally: Arrrr shiver me timbers!
 Warrax: Cat people are mean to their cats. Makes sense I guess.
Image 91264   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
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 Frank herbert: that crocgasm though. ... (I'm leaving that autocorrect. because it's amazing )
 eyg: @morakdais aw shit you were right up there!
 morakdais: TEST YOUR MIGHT
 eyg: I wanna know what slav is...
 Warrax: Well that was fast. It's like Mascot and Image Bot are colluding or something.
Image 91263   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
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 big h: where's Banksey when we need him?
 ann: you mean free* speach. *costs nothing, yet.
 Bluetocracy: Damn liars! That's not a speech, it's a notice! And I was really hoping there would be a free speech here, because I've got a speech due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet.
 tib gubb: Sanctimony in America?!?! who'd have thought?
 athiest: @ThatGuy Hey, what are your views on ethics in video game journalism?
 danny: @Catcat Trick question, MRA rallies and YuGiOh meet-ups are the same thing.
 Catcat: @vincenzo What if it's MRA statements and YuGiOh meet up schedules?
 willowsprite: Free speech, but speak only if we agree with you.
 morakdais: The whiteness of the board makes me feel oppressed
 vincenzo: @Warrax thats all free speech boils down to, and goddamn it, thats the free speech i want.
 square44: "Office of Student Retention" well that's blunt, and slightly ominous.
 a robot: @Warrax @Image-Bot does good work
 Warrax: Without those rules your free speech board would be covered in nothing but dicks and titties and you know it.
Image 91262   03-18-16   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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