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272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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 Hokie333: #214905 return trip
 ann: A tiara normaly comes with a defensive army, once you upgrade it to a crown the army can be used offensively. or you turn it into a destructo disk boomerang and throw it at people.
 westerner: How much did your dad pay you to dress like that little girl?
 elmstreet: This pic was better without the craption
 Alastair: @Warrax Eh, she seems more a Nuclear Bazooka type to me.
 Catcat: The weapon of tiara is "have some other poor shlub die fighting for you." It's somewhat effective
 Air Biscuit: You throw it and shout "moon tiara magic!" And it cuts people in half.
 willowsprite: What happens when you grow up with brothers.
 Frank herbert: wtf didn't I have this as a kid
 AutoDisaster: Show me where the meninists are!
 Warrax: How does "Particle Beam" work for you? You look like a particle beam type of kid to me.
Image 91271   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
419
 
 bbbrandon: Grandma's new dentures?
 Jeannie C: Nice bite too.
 willowsprite: Shanksh!
 morakdais: make your dog kissably fresh
 Warrax: Healthy enough to sever an adult human's finger!
 dobbiesdoogs: i;m thinking about thos gums
Image 91270   03-19-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
549
 
 Grandmas Ghost: @ann Ditto, Hey-o!
 ann: as a dwarf fortress player, I understand this image.
 hnnngh: @There was a bob here *insert techno beat*
 Picklepuss: Mr. Limpet and Ladyfish did not live happily ever after
 Brunkey: @Janston Take that, bish
 There was a bob here: Smack my fish up.
 Frank herbert: fish-bish slapped
 Janston: You know what they say, seize the carp
Image 91269   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
282
 
 ann: china, we dont have an EPA, or human rights for poors, or saftey.
 sports: funny if real
 Catcat: @Cami Well, yes, because then you're fighting Zionism, and Jew != Zionist
 Air Biscuit: Nationalist if whatever cami said.
 Cami: Fairly warned be thee says I.
 Cami: They happen to make lots of nice stuff in China. You just won't find it at Dollar Tree.
 Cami: You have it all wrong. This bias is drawn along NATIONAL lines. It just so happens that there's an ethnic coincidence. It's like hating Israeli policy isn't antisemitism....right?
 iwash: This image is double racist!
 morakdais: racist if commented on by eyg
Image 91268   03-19-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
444
 
 ann: his job is to keep people from pooping in it.
 burritos: Water go down the hole.
 Moe Burt: Rising sea level problem solved.
 AdamBomb286: Alice, where are you going?
 willowsprite: Goodbye, cruel world!
 Frank herbert: the lone black hole
 AutoDisaster: He seems awfully relaxed. Must have been a good xtian.
 Janston: That's a leash he's holding and there's a dog swimming around under the surface.
 Sally: Reverse trolling
 iwash: @Warrax I prayed for buttdildoegg and I was not disappointed (says the advertising copy)
 Warrax: The engineering team has finished manufacturing the plug for that thing #91123
 CuriouSir: divided b...no, I just cant do it.
Image 91267   03-19-16   Uploaded by    stomachcake
Score:
163
 
 Frank herbert: @Korrok you messed up. based on pose this would go under back taxes
 Muncharito Beanworld: Watch out for that raptor!
 Magma Safe: Something, something anaconda. mumble mumble buns, huns
 werterland: Buy a panty, get a snake? These Victoria's Secret offers are getting weird.
 Borkf: Her boobs are made of snakes.
 Angry Lobster: Very nice, but she's no Salma Hayek, the only snake-wearing girl for me.
 Catcat: @Warrax The picture looks like it came from the 90s, tho
 Korrok: This smut doesn't belong on the Spaceship! That said, I'm just gonna right-click that, then Save image as..., navigate to file labeled "Tax Form", save button and there we go! Added to the list of countless others that "Don't belong on the Spaceship."
 Frank herbert: my python don't want none....
 Cami: Well, that girl walking her snake is all grown up now.
 morakdais: good thing she is in a rainforest, I worry that she may get cold in that tiny skirt
 CuriouSir: looks like a ball python. Ive always wanted one
 Janston: Beautiful foliage
 KEKOEKEOEK: @Warrax Maybe the rainforest? I feel like we had a nachos for rainforests in the 90s. (No pun intended.) Of course now we just say fuck the rainforest, we've already fucked up the climate past the point of trying to care.
 Warrax: Snake finds these buns inadequate and honda-like.
 eyg: 420 smoke weed every day.
 Headoftheclass: Hey! She's holding a boaner constrictor!
 Warrax: For some reason this reminds me of 90s-type sexy, but that's not what it is.
 Nope: Doesn't even squat
Image 91266   03-19-16   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
373
 
 willowsprite: Japanese Brownies.
 morakdais: I want the left one on my wall
 dobbiesdoogs: is that treason, johnny?
 Warrax: Not pictured at this cool people's party: Me
Image 91265   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
718
 
 lolnotrly: i wanna rad this more than once
 Air Biscuit: Mearrrrrrr
 willowsprite: Yarr, it drives me nuts.
 Cami: Then find friendly spaceship, don't be a cold fish!
 Cami: If uploaded pictures something you wish, pirate cat no pants.
 Cami: Fluffy and sleepy and bitey is he, pirate cat no pants.
 morakdais: who sleeps on your desk and is lazy, pirate cat no pants
 Sally: Arrrr shiver me timbers!
 Warrax: Cat people are mean to their cats. Makes sense I guess.
Image 91264   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
2676
 
 Frank herbert: that crocgasm though. ... (I'm leaving that autocorrect. because it's amazing )
 eyg: @morakdais aw shit you were right up there!
 morakdais: TEST YOUR MIGHT
 eyg: I wanna know what slav is...
 Warrax: Well that was fast. It's like Mascot and Image Bot are colluding or something.
Image 91263   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
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 big h: where's Banksey when we need him?
 ann: you mean free* speach. *costs nothing, yet.
 Bluetocracy: Damn liars! That's not a speech, it's a notice! And I was really hoping there would be a free speech here, because I've got a speech due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet.
 morakdais: Sanctimony in America?!?! who'd have thought?
 athiest: @ThatGuy Hey, what are your views on ethics in video game journalism?
 danny: @Catcat Trick question, MRA rallies and YuGiOh meet-ups are the same thing.
 Catcat: @vincenzo What if it's MRA statements and YuGiOh meet up schedules?
 willowsprite: Free speech, but speak only if we agree with you.
 morakdais: The whiteness of the board makes me feel oppressed
 vincenzo: @Warrax thats all free speech boils down to, and goddamn it, thats the free speech i want.
 square44: "Office of Student Retention" well that's blunt, and slightly ominous.
 a robot: @Warrax @Image-Bot does good work
 Warrax: Without those rules your free speech board would be covered in nothing but dicks and titties and you know it.
Image 91262   03-18-16   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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