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233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children



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Score:
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 Hokie333: #214905 return trip
 ann: A tiara normaly comes with a defensive army, once you upgrade it to a crown the army can be used offensively. or you turn it into a destructo disk boomerang and throw it at people.
 westerner: How much did your dad pay you to dress like that little girl?
 Mr. Shine: This pic was better without the craption
 Alastair: @Warrax Eh, she seems more a Nuclear Bazooka type to me.
 Catcat: The weapon of tiara is "have some other poor shlub die fighting for you." It's somewhat effective
 Air Biscuit: You throw it and shout "moon tiara magic!" And it cuts people in half.
 willowsprite: What happens when you grow up with brothers.
 Frank herbert: wtf didn't I have this as a kid
 AutoDisaster: Show me where the meninists are!
 Warrax: How does "Particle Beam" work for you? You look like a particle beam type of kid to me.
Image 91271   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
419
 
 ann: time stamp: full moon.
 carpwoman: Grandma's new dentures?
 Jeannie C: Nice bite too.
 willowsprite: Shanksh!
 morakdais: make your dog kissably fresh
 Warrax: Healthy enough to sever an adult human's finger!
 dobbiesdoogs: i;m thinking about thos gums
Image 91270   03-19-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
549
 
 Grandmas Ghost: @ann Ditto, Hey-o!
 ann: as a dwarf fortress player, I understand this image.
 hnnngh: @There was a bob here *insert techno beat*
 Picklepuss: Mr. Limpet and Ladyfish did not live happily ever after
 Brunkey: @Janston Take that, bish
 There was a bob here: Smack my fish up.
 Frank herbert: fish-bish slapped
 Janston: You know what they say, seize the carp
Image 91269   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
282
 
 ann: china, we dont have an EPA, or human rights for poors, or saftey.
 tib gubb: funny if real
 Catcat: @Cami Well, yes, because then you're fighting Zionism, and Jew != Zionist
 Air Biscuit: Nationalist if whatever cami said.
 Cami: Fairly warned be thee says I.
 Cami: They happen to make lots of nice stuff in China. You just won't find it at Dollar Tree.
 Cami: You have it all wrong. This bias is drawn along NATIONAL lines. It just so happens that there's an ethnic coincidence. It's like hating Israeli policy isn't antisemitism....right?
 iwash: This image is double racist!
 morakdais: racist if commented on by eyg
Image 91268   03-19-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
444
 
 ann: his job is to keep people from pooping in it.
 burritos: Water go down the hole.
 Moe Burt: Rising sea level problem solved.
 AdamBomb286: Alice, where are you going?
 willowsprite: Goodbye, cruel world!
 Frank herbert: the lone black hole
 AutoDisaster: He seems awfully relaxed. Must have been a good xtian.
 Janston: That's a leash he's holding and there's a dog swimming around under the surface.
 Sally: Reverse trolling
 iwash: @Warrax I prayed for buttdildoegg and I was not disappointed (says the advertising copy)
 Warrax: The engineering team has finished manufacturing the plug for that thing #91123
 CuriouSir: divided b...no, I just cant do it.
Image 91267   03-19-16   Uploaded by    stomachcake
Score:
163
 
 Frank herbert: @Korrok you messed up. based on pose this would go under back taxes
 Muncharito Beanworld: Watch out for that raptor!
 Magma Safe: Something, something anaconda. mumble mumble buns, huns
 werterland: Buy a panty, get a snake? These Victoria's Secret offers are getting weird.
 Borkf: Her boobs are made of snakes.
 Angry Lobster: Very nice, but she's no Salma Hayek, the only snake-wearing girl for me.
 Catcat: @Warrax The picture looks like it came from the 90s, tho
 Korrok: This smut doesn't belong on the Spaceship! That said, I'm just gonna right-click that, then Save image as..., navigate to file labeled "Tax Form", save button and there we go! Added to the list of countless others that "Don't belong on the Spaceship."
 Frank herbert: my python don't want none....
 Cami: Well, that girl walking her snake is all grown up now.
 morakdais: good thing she is in a rainforest, I worry that she may get cold in that tiny skirt
 CuriouSir: looks like a ball python. Ive always wanted one
 Janston: Beautiful foliage
 KEKOEKEOEK: @Warrax Maybe the rainforest? I feel like we had a nachos for rainforests in the 90s. (No pun intended.) Of course now we just say fuck the rainforest, we've already fucked up the climate past the point of trying to care.
 Warrax: Snake finds these buns inadequate and honda-like.
 eyg: 420 smoke weed every day.
 Headoftheclass: Hey! She's holding a boaner constrictor!
 Warrax: For some reason this reminds me of 90s-type sexy, but that's not what it is.
 Nope: Doesn't even squat
Image 91266   03-19-16   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
373
 
 willowsprite: Japanese Brownies.
 morakdais: I want the left one on my wall
 dobbiesdoogs: is that treason, johnny?
 Warrax: Not pictured at this cool people's party: Me
Image 91265   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
718
 
 lolnotrly: i wanna rad this more than once
 Air Biscuit: Mearrrrrrr
 willowsprite: Yarr, it drives me nuts.
 Cami: Then find friendly spaceship, don't be a cold fish!
 Cami: If uploaded pictures something you wish, pirate cat no pants.
 Cami: Fluffy and sleepy and bitey is he, pirate cat no pants.
 morakdais: who sleeps on your desk and is lazy, pirate cat no pants
 Sally: Arrrr shiver me timbers!
 Warrax: Cat people are mean to their cats. Makes sense I guess.
Image 91264   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
2615
 
 Frank herbert: that crocgasm though. ... (I'm leaving that autocorrect. because it's amazing )
 eyg: @morakdais aw shit you were right up there!
 morakdais: TEST YOUR MIGHT
 eyg: I wanna know what slav is...
 Warrax: Well that was fast. It's like Mascot and Image Bot are colluding or something.
Image 91263   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
462
 
 big h: where's Banksey when we need him?
 ann: you mean free* speach. *costs nothing, yet.
 Bluetocracy: Damn liars! That's not a speech, it's a notice! And I was really hoping there would be a free speech here, because I've got a speech due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet.
 tib gubb: Sanctimony in America?!?! who'd have thought?
 athiest: @ThatGuy Hey, what are your views on ethics in video game journalism?
 danny: @Catcat Trick question, MRA rallies and YuGiOh meet-ups are the same thing.
 Catcat: @vincenzo What if it's MRA statements and YuGiOh meet up schedules?
 willowsprite: Free speech, but speak only if we agree with you.
 morakdais: The whiteness of the board makes me feel oppressed
 vincenzo: @Warrax thats all free speech boils down to, and goddamn it, thats the free speech i want.
 square44: "Office of Student Retention" well that's blunt, and slightly ominous.
 a robot: @Warrax @Image-Bot does good work
 Warrax: Without those rules your free speech board would be covered in nothing but dicks and titties and you know it.
Image 91262   03-18-16   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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