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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
542
 
 AdamBomb286: He spent all his cash on having his chompers filed to points, now he can afford shoes.
 XLY: Damn that is one gnarly looking hooligan
 NuclearWinter: sexymaking clothes thief
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Overachieving pickpocket picks pockets and all
 PenguinBartender: Tarkatan thieves are a growing problem in the east.
 indolentia: guy deserves to get robbed for wearing whitey tighties as an adult.
 nlx27: your own damn fault if you carry a sack with a dollar sign
 AutoDisaster: Microcephaly panic propaganda
 rand0: Bakune Young strikes again
 Knice: Google translate tells me that the captions read: "Jack-o-lantern head guy does not skip leg day. He can run so fast with money that your clothes will fly off and even your torso will look surprised."
Image 91136   03-18-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
244
 
 doop: I bet she's got a face like a bulldog under there.
 Warrax: Goes great with #91140
 indolentia: screw showers, i'll just drape myself in a shitload of flowers.
 Jeannie C: Spring gilly suits.
 Warrax: Epic druid armor.
 Zukero: Arcimboldo's getting weak.
Image 91135   03-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
280
 
 junglediseases: We are all Travon
 TurkeyVulture: Also, I don't remember any Force lightning in Empire.
 Zukero: George is in the hood !
 Scoo: The Empire Strikes Buck
 TurkeyVulture: There is something profound about using Star Wars to mock a capitalist oligarchy.
Image 91134   03-18-16   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
251
 
 AdamBomb286: Comes with a side of fries and a bowl of raw chicken wing-tips.
 XLY: @underwear a bunch of fat bald dudes and others who want to also be fat bald dudes
 underwear: It's always just a waste of food who's going to actually try to eat it, and not just the top piece.
 Picklepuss: thanks Guy Fieri
 AutoDisaster: The 'salad' makes it healthy.
 funny in the wall: oh, i get it, mexico has beaten us in the fat game. This is our come back
 Warrax: I like food, I like eating good food, this makes me want to slap someone.
 Gargoyle: Why did you order the small?
 hurr: don't worry your body won't even notice it @Zukero
 p-niiice: what the fuck is that hell-mush in that bowl. remove it and we might talk.
 SomeCanadian: Something something brave enough...
 SomeOtherCanadian: 'Murica.jpg
 Scoo: Now that's a GODDAMN BURGER right there, it is
 Knice: Pro tip: Insert the pointy end first.
 A duck: OK, I'm hungry now.
 Zukero: Sacrilege ! There's salad in it !
Image 91133   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
904
 
 namename: Funny internet
 indolentia: bahaha, she left the toilet seat up. out of frame: penis.
 Warrax: My dogs are too short to drink from the toilet. Also, not allowed in the bathrooms.
 Annoying Vegan : Another reason I love having a corgi. Too stubby for this to be an issue.
 Zukero: @Urn BooUrn does a Horse count ?
 Urn BooUrn: Put the toilet cover down if you own pets.
 Apple IIe: I didn't even notice the dog drinking out of the toilet before reading the comments.
 Mitchell: Gross, a black toilet seat!
 San DoDo: I do hope she flushed
 wootman: In photography, it's all about composition
Image 91132   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
860
 
 Taters: i hate you
 doop: And the artist statement is 15 pages long.
 indolentia: you call this art? this is just a white wall, you pleb.
 Unbathed: I just learned: In photography, it's all about composition.
 AdaMan: Missing Missy - Extremely emotional, I was in tears
 becca: I'm watchin u
 SomeCanadian: This cat looks judgy.
 SomeCanadian: This cat looks judgy.
 San DoDo: Now this is art!
 Zukero: You *think* it is just a cat, but the guy on the left just has better camo than #91085
 daisy picker: Do not shop the mascot in the empty space!
 A duck: I see someone has learned about negative space
 Knice: Well, there's a cat. Hi, cat. *clicks Rad*
 Mextreme Enchirito: Arbusian
 Scoo: Simple. Tasteful. Rad.
Image 91131   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
307
 
 werterland: The Parsnip's Turmoil, Artist Unknown, ca. 1863
 doop: Keep your parnsip covered unless you want birds to peck at it.
 indolentia: parsnips added to mashed potatoes take the mash to a whole other level. delightful!
 KyleisBobDole: @PissReagan Lurking mostly. Decided I'd better get some insurance on staying purple, as it's my one point of pride in an otherwise sad and listless existence.
 p-niiice: it all comes down to tentacles with these folks
 Mitchell: Pensive parsnip..
 PissReagan: Welcome back @KyleisBobDole, where have you been??
 icloud: Daikon porn is weird
 J. Random Bozo: Rad-ish
 This is obviously: Wait, what?
 A duck: Pssh. Next you're gonna tell me this is fake too, just like #91127
Image 91130   03-18-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
712
 
 Bile: Hey you guyyysss
 Warrax: "I used to fit through here I dont even know what happened hey whats up is that food?"
 Oober: All kids love dog!
 A duck: Hello, I am dog! Nice to meet you! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
 bug: Insert cat here.
 WaffleIron: Here's Johnny!
Image 91129   03-18-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
375
 
 werterland: This season, on America's Next Top Haz-Mat Model...
 XLY: The new Spring line is flying off the shelves thanks to this window display
 indolentia: that hazmat suit sucks. dude's arms melted off.
 This is obviously: example of when protective suits fail
 Zukero: Zombies deserve hygiene too !
 SomeCanadian: That is a very unflattering colour on that gentileman
 A duck: Ghost of Heisenbergs Past
Image 91128   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
853
 
 indolentia: in america, nukes cause super powers. in japan, nukes cause monsters.
 Moe Burt: Awesome pants!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Where's the tiny people running away from Godzilla?
 Knice: My wife thinks I go down to the basement to build shelves and stuff. I'm really doing this.
 A duck: Godzilla is FAKE?!?! My life is a lie! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Image 91127   03-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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