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262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

262561  lecj07: The cure for all of life's blues.

262506  Air Biscuit: Hard work pays other people.

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262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 Ihminen: what is happening haha

262469 Spazstatic: Ajit has bandwidth if you have coin.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Staida: We get it, you vape

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

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 Thurb Flungo: The Parsnip's Turmoil, Artist Unknown, ca. 1863
 Hurb Flumumbies: Keep your parnsip covered unless you want birds to peck at it.
 Dolm Dampuble: parsnips added to mashed potatoes take the mash to a whole other level. delightful!
 Japle Cremupert: @PissReagan Lurking mostly. Decided I'd better get some insurance on staying purple, as it's my one point of pride in an otherwise sad and listless existence.
 Cring Plemumbies: it all comes down to tentacles with these folks
 Hirm Horpupert: Pensive parsnip..
 Mamp Cremoble: Welcome back @KyleisBobDole, where have you been??
 Jompo Grunumbies: Daikon porn is weird
 Lomp Flumumbies: Rad-ish
 Flald Cremopert: Wait, what?
 Vong Horpumbies: Pssh. Next you're gonna tell me this is fake too, just like #91127
Image 91130   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Lert Plemoble
 Thawn Cremungus: Hey you guyyysss
 Bald Albumple: "I used to fit through here I dont even know what happened hey whats up is that food?"
 Flalm Horpupert: All kids love dog!
 Frild Albumbies: Hello, I am dog! Nice to meet you! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
 Voft Morpuble: Insert cat here.
 Thamp Dampongus: Here's Johnny!
Image 91129   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Frumpo Albumbies
 Harb Cremungo: This season, on America's Next Top Haz-Mat Model...
 Vampo Morpungo: The new Spring line is flying off the shelves thanks to this window display
 Jald Cremopert: that hazmat suit sucks. dude's arms melted off.
 Trald Grunungo: example of when protective suits fail
 Berm Rempombies: Zombies deserve hygiene too !
 Haple Plomple: That is a very unflattering colour on that gentileman
 Reple Plombies: Ghost of Heisenbergs Past
Image 91128   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Trurm Plongus
 Gomp Bropert: in america, nukes cause super powers. in japan, nukes cause monsters.
 Moft Cremumbies: Awesome pants!
 Gilm Horpongus: Where's the tiny people running away from Godzilla?
 Bolm Flumuble: My wife thinks I go down to the basement to build shelves and stuff. I'm really doing this.
 Bingo Plemomple: Godzilla is FAKE?!?! My life is a lie! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Image 91127   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gingo Flumuble
 Beld Broble: Behold his spaceship!
Image 91126   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Parbo Flongus
Image 91125 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. Your image was bad, XLY.
 Pomp Grunuble: The Donner family car.
 Fluld Pluble: vagina: it's not a clown car.
 Bango Horpungo: If a sper m is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate!
 Flilm Grungo: He wanted an eight son of an eight son, sadly, maths aren't his forte.
 Thong Horpoble: Thats what happens when you bring a piano on the Oregon trail.
 Rort Cremungus: The winter was hard this year
 Trerb Morpuble: 6 down, 7 to go.
 Frewn Grongus: If you aren't eating them to gain their power then what's the point of having more than a couple kids?
Image 91124   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Duft Groble
 Bawn Flumumple: I get it. Its for #91267
 Diple Dampuble: In 2035: a new pope!
 Ping Horpuble: The two dudes in the back seem undecided about this "egg"
 Perbo Rempupert: ANd when it hatches, we'll have our 13th and final warrior.
 Verb Horpungus: In Iceland, golden egg lays you!
 Jarm Grungus: That's quite an accomplicement, no wonder they look so proud.
 Bold Drumombies: Which one's the goose?
 Valm Horpombies: Get lost, Egger no one wants you
 Flolm Flumple: the shirt is more horrifying for me
 Romp Rempoble: And the Golden Buttplug award goes to Brenda!
 Gerbo Dampupert: *in photographer's voice* okay.. little to the left... all hipsters to the front please... yes... say cheeeese!
 Flald Pluble: @Knice : It runs on two truck batteries, they install through the base.
 Gimpo Grunuble: Donald Trump has laid an egg!
 Fluft Grupert: Where do you put the batteries?
 Horb Horpoble: ring ring ring... it's bravery calling. will you answer?
Image 91123   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gawn Drumupert
 Fralm Plemumbies: day man! ooaaaaahhh fighter of the night man! ooooaaaaahh! champion of the sun!
 Theng Flomple: @SomeOtherCanadian master of karate! and friendship! for everyone!
 Flort Dampomple: Oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Thomp Drumongo: @Janston @Sadbot Champion of the Sun
 Deld Drumungo: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Durb Flomple: @Janston Fighter of the Night Man
 Memp Albomple: I love this too much!
 Mold Rempoble: Goddamn Scholastic! What the hell are you doing?
 Flarb Plemumbies: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Heng Fluble: DAY MAN
 Bongo Pluble: Fuckin what?
 Thurm Dampombies: I preferred the prequel - "The Night Loaf Summoneth"
Image 91122   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Vaft Cremungo
 Dilm Flungus: Hiroshima.jpg
 Gople Morpupert: She's just swinging by
 Reple Cremupert: In line at a swingers club, huh?
 Rurt Flumongus: You'll never be sexy unless you point those toes.
Image 91121   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Mango Horpungo
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