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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
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 werterland: The Parsnip's Turmoil, Artist Unknown, ca. 1863
 doop: Keep your parnsip covered unless you want birds to peck at it.
 indolentia: parsnips added to mashed potatoes take the mash to a whole other level. delightful!
 KyleisBobDole: @PissReagan Lurking mostly. Decided I'd better get some insurance on staying purple, as it's my one point of pride in an otherwise sad and listless existence.
 p-niiice: it all comes down to tentacles with these folks
 Mitchell: Pensive parsnip..
 PissReagan: Welcome back @KyleisBobDole, where have you been??
 icloud: Daikon porn is weird
 J. Random Bozo: Rad-ish
 This is obviously: Wait, what?
 A duck: Pssh. Next you're gonna tell me this is fake too, just like #91127
Image 91130   03-18-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
712
 
 Bile: Hey you guyyysss
 Warrax: "I used to fit through here I dont even know what happened hey whats up is that food?"
 Oober: All kids love dog!
 A duck: Hello, I am dog! Nice to meet you! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
 bug: Insert cat here.
 WaffleIron: Here's Johnny!
Image 91129   03-18-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
375
 
 werterland: This season, on America's Next Top Haz-Mat Model...
 XLY: The new Spring line is flying off the shelves thanks to this window display
 indolentia: that hazmat suit sucks. dude's arms melted off.
 This is obviously: example of when protective suits fail
 Zukero: Zombies deserve hygiene too !
 SomeCanadian: That is a very unflattering colour on that gentileman
 A duck: Ghost of Heisenbergs Past
Image 91128   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
853
 
 indolentia: in america, nukes cause super powers. in japan, nukes cause monsters.
 Moe Burt: Awesome pants!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Where's the tiny people running away from Godzilla?
 Knice: My wife thinks I go down to the basement to build shelves and stuff. I'm really doing this.
 A duck: Godzilla is FAKE?!?! My life is a lie! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Image 91127   03-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
532
 
 WaffleIron: Behold his spaceship!
Image 91126   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 91125 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. Your image was bad, XLY.
Score:
283
 
 doop: The Donner family car.
 indolentia: vagina: it's not a clown car.
 Joe Bird: If a sper m is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate!
 Angry Lobster: He wanted an eight son of an eight son, sadly, maths aren't his forte.
 Air Biscuit: Thats what happens when you bring a piano on the Oregon trail.
 Blimpet: The winter was hard this year
 WaffleIron: 6 down, 7 to go.
 Anus: If you aren't eating them to gain their power then what's the point of having more than a couple kids?
Image 91124   03-18-16   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
495
 
 Warrax: I get it. Its for #91267
 junglediseases: In 2035: a new pope!
 funny in the wall: The two dudes in the back seem undecided about this "egg"
 Warrax: ANd when it hatches, we'll have our 13th and final warrior.
 Annoying Vegan : In Iceland, golden egg lays you!
 Moe Burt: That's quite an accomplicement, no wonder they look so proud.
 San DoDo: Which one's the goose?
 ch: Get lost, Egger no one wants you
 nlx27: the shirt is more horrifying for me
 Side Boob: And the Golden Buttplug award goes to Brenda!
 ur mom: *in photographer's voice* okay.. little to the left... all hipsters to the front please... yes... say cheeeese!
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It runs on two truck batteries, they install through the base.
 SomeCanadian: Donald Trump has laid an egg!
 Knice: Where do you put the batteries?
 Anus: ring ring ring... it's bravery calling. will you answer?
Image 91123   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
497
 
 indolentia: day man! ooaaaaahhh fighter of the night man! ooooaaaaahh! champion of the sun!
 vincenzo: @SomeOtherCanadian master of karate! and friendship! for everyone!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Janston @Sadbot Champion of the Sun
 Sadbot: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Sadbot: @Janston Fighter of the Night Man
 Turts: I love this too much!
 Blimpet: Goddamn Scholastic! What the hell are you doing?
 Janston: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Janston: DAY MAN
 Knice: Fuckin what?
 Lorm Bembo: I preferred the prequel - "The Night Loaf Summoneth"
Image 91122   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
61
 
 AdamBomb286: Hiroshima.jpg
 This is obviously: She's just swinging by
 DrinkMixMan: In line at a swingers club, huh?
 WaffleIron: You'll never be sexy unless you point those toes.
Image 91121   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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