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268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

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2. MrBoffo
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5. wolfpk
6. Felicity
7. Shay
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
10. tib gubb

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

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 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 blablabla: @ur mom hahahahah
 duckfarts: Cela ne veut pas une fourche metallique
 Air Biscuit: The forks going to be really dissapointed if the tooth fairy doesent come.
 angry: FORK You, plastic fork
 Micro Jackson: Alchemy turns plastic into METAL!!!!
 snekeyes: Rock out with your tines out.
 trucker: Fork temporarily sausage skewer. Sorry for the convenience.
 WaffleIron: The fork this city needs, not the fork it deserves.
 willowsprite: This is what I use for dipping truffles. Srsly. It works.
 ur mom: fork trying to compensate for being plastic
 Le Lenny Face: All it wants for Christmas are its two front chompers.
 Knice: Rock on, fork!
 hajjpodge: Ironically not metal.
Image 89353   03-10-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 CrustyDusty: This shish kebab tastes like makeup.
 Air Biscuit: @Le Lenny Face ts a handicap spot, they just have way more space.
 Agamemnon Triforce: That's stupid. How are you supposed to see those as you wander around looking for your car?
 ethernet: lady killer
 Catcat: Police open fire even if you comply
 bigbison: There's a button inside that makes the heads spin slowly and their eyes light up as they sing, ever so softly, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world..."
 StuporFly: Must do this NOW!!!!!
 boomboomboom: This porn is weird
 WaffleIron: And that, Timmy, is how you recognize when it's not safe to get in a car with a stranger.
 hajjpodge: One way to make sure nobody fucks with your ride.
 Le Lenny Face: I can't blame the SUV next to him for parking way outside the lines.
 WTF: Each one is for a hooker that they've strangled.
Image 89352   03-10-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Anus: "Authentic Italian Restaurant" is what you expect to see above a money laundering front.
 Rhombo Dimple: Curses, now I want some tiramisu.
 steve: Dammit. Rick-rolled twice, now.
 Le Lenny Face: "tiramisu and so do I"
 SoyUnPerdedor: It's right about tiramisu
Image 89351   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 SomeCanadian: And make sure to send me Push notifications!
 indolentia: the "touch here" direction is even more provocative now.
 morakdais: Depends what kind of offense are we talking about?
 WaffleIron: Right swipe!
 Cami: Sigh..There is no being sure...*throws phone into wood stove*
 Le Lenny Face: "Touch here to buy the full version" #lelennyface
 SoyUnPerdedor: This guy probably #89268
 drhilljack: I heard the CIA had a new program..
 bubbles: Better pay for the full profiles too, you don't want to miss out on hot local single sex offenders!
 Borkf: Sure, I'll allow that.
Image 89350   03-10-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Stonewyvvern: I am so alone...
 CrustyDusty: I can't even
 ottorongo: Amputee humor/porn?
 hajjpodge: this is me
 titular role: Does he tuck it? I don't get the mechanics of #1
 Knice: How wacky and unexpected.
Image 89349   03-10-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 ur mom: fucking lighthouses are fucking majestic
 Gargoyle: Unleash the Kraken!
 willowsprite: Poseidon just out for a stroll
 SoyUnPerdedor: "You've summoned Cthulhu?"
Image 89348   03-10-16   Uploaded by    guest
 rustman the mad: Done with his feeding and slumber in Valhalla.
 Air Biscuit: Kingom hearts prequel looking weird.
 CrustyDusty: @willowsprite; All hail the dark lord Darth Mickey
 indolentia: whenever someone says, "i miss the old days" i think of shit like this and am happy to be alive now.
 willowsprite: Why am I hearing the Imperial March in my head?
 Rhombo Dimple: I see rat people
 Cami: I'll eat your soul! Ho-ho!
 Joetato: I guess hadn't invented pants yet.
 Warrax: Tasers don't seem to be working! Probably on PCP, use the chokehold!
 SoyUnPerdedor: A nazi victory parade?
 Sharkface: It seems our time has come.
Image 89347   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Heroin Bob: That reminds me: Howard, I'm leaving you.
 indolentia: "i was about to slap his bitchass but mother nature's got my back."
 morakdais: He got some releaf
 WaffleIron: Blame Canada!
 hajjpodge: *MLG horns blaring*
 willowsprite: @jochenau I was trying to remember what this reminded me of! :D
 Punt Numbles: Canadian chick looks turned on by the favor maple has bestowed upon this man
 ur mom: aaww yisss
 Cami: @Shay One can also be maple blocked by a branch, log, cutting board, or dinette.
 Borkf: Getting his Autumn on.
 Gringos: Clara Oswald's parents!
 Warrax: Don't fuck with Canada.
 Anus: Leafgasm
 Porbo Mellus: Never mess with a dryad!
Image 89346   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 sundragon: Came here to post that
 Soy Peso: She has Drew Barrymore disease. That when you look hot one minute, then in the same conditions you look kind of fugly.
 Heroin Bob: She looks like she would be super fun to date.
 Air Biscuit: @Agamemnon Triforce never doubted you.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that girl with the dancing goat? She just peed in that cup for me.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that girl with the dancing goat? She just peed in that cup for me.
 CrustyDusty: I think something's wrong with my 3D glasses.
 morakdais: The beauty, the majesty of that folding chair
 alborland: Your camping is weird
 willowsprite: It's blue! No no, it's black!
 charmander: What natural hair color.
 forkbear: I think she thinks is silly...meh...rad!
 A duck: Uh, nice beer you've got there.
Image 89345   03-10-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Beer 30: @MassDefect you got me
 maura: I am laughing, but not out loud LBNOL.
 Heroin Bob: No credit, no problem? It's a big fuckin' problem.
 MassDefect: vv Drat, I sausage-fingered the post button. I was basically done anyways.
 MassDefect: Not pictured: the near-infinitely long bar labelled "anything found on truth facts
 morakdais: I am a girl, jet can melt steel beams and Texas is real
 Rent A Dog: "Increase your manhood by 2 inches!"
 Knice: I had a site tell me that I was the user of the day once.
 Shay: LOL!
 nuke em: something something Trump something
Image 89344   03-10-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
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