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268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...



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 canada: wow @Frople Alboble
 eevee: the vagina of sauron!
 Gargoyle: One Wine to rule them all... And in the ferment bind them.
 hnnngh: @Scoo Aged in the Fires of Mount Doom
 Knice: Porno Noir
 Scoo: Cabernet Sauron
Image 88627   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
174
 
 Turts: Well there is also an empty pitcher in the door. Maybe this person is a sleepwalker that puts random kitchen stuff in the fridge?
 indolentia: garage fridge.
 Cami: Vermin problem?
 chhumphrey: "I told you to cook the pasta and then put it in the fridge!" - @grandma
 Blimpet: The last place pasta thieves will think to look.
 Gargoyle: Well, I wouldn't want my pasta to go off, either.
 Messed Up Dog: Ontario.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Carton of milk and bagged milk!?!
 Scoo: Maybe this person has a very full pantry and a very empty fridge. Or maybe this person is a moron.
Image 88626   03-07-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
463
 
 Grandmas Ghost: What a butt-face.
 Greek Fire: The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.
 zoe: This porn is weird
 indolentia: and i was like "biiiiiiiiitch"
 chhumphrey: Let me sing you the song of my people... then we'll talk about eating your entrails
 hnnngh: I played Far Cry 3. These things are no dang joke.
 anonymous: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 elahabdh: @Scoo You thought the dinosaurs were extinct? Not so fast, motherclucker.
 Scoo: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 Alaskan: In many cases, this may actually be the last sight of your life.
Image 88625   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
400
 
 manlyman: @DrinkMixMan That was beautiful. Absolute poetry in a joke. +1
 iwash: Beef & Lamb from sheep is pretty impressive tech
 Borkf: @misterjoe What do electric sheep dream of?
 chhumphrey: Finally the ranchers and herders can find a place to work together
 misterjoe: do androids dream of electric sheep?
 anonymous: @bug BLAMB!
 Fullhouse: "Wake up sheeple!" the researcher called as she did the morning rounds, "Ah, that never gets old." She rattled the cages to wake the transgenic abominations for another day of trials and vivisection.
 XLY: @bug the answer you are looking for is profit
 bug: beef + lamb = ?
 DrinkMixMan: Birthplace of steel wool
 Darkasnoon: I'd imagine they just spend hours playing worms.
 Scoo: Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
 Warrax: A world follower in edible animal technology.
Image 88624   03-07-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
Score:
521
 
 indolentia: so here's where i hid the body.
 psyops: Scene from GTA V.
 your nana: new zealand rocks!
 Janston: This is nice.
 Darkasnoon: Something something gaping hole
Image 88623   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
403
 
 Slowpoke: Just replace your battery already. Those panels cost more than a replacement battery. No, you can't factor in the street value of nerd: that doesn't exist.
 robocop: @Prombom soulja boy tellem!
 Prombom: Now begone krrikkkt SNAP SNAP. why wo
 Cami: Worst sprint car ever.
 chhumphrey: Where's the USB port?
 Janston: Liberal agenda would have us all driving these.
 fumbduck: Stop draining the sun, asshole!
Image 88622   03-07-16   Uploaded by    TurkeyVulture
Score:
359
 
 indolentia: that's going to be a mess of ectoplasm.
 VoR: im forever blowing bubbles
 Scoo: You cast Ghostly Penis, it's super effective!
 chhumphrey: This bubble porn appears painful
Image 88621   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
448
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Meat' can mean 'food in general' too, as per the phrase "meat and drink". That's pretty archaic, though. You rarely hear it.
 hammy: what the shit....
 Borkf: @Warrax Meat is just meat, unless it's mincemeat (Google it). Biscuits and gravy is a confusing concept to the English, neither are what they seem.
 Warrax: @PooFlinger wait... when they say "meat," what are they actually talking about?
 Borkf: I coped by getting my moobs out on the internet.
 fracking: never post here again
 desertfox: Britain is like one big switcheroo...cookies are biscuits...biscuits are muffins... and all of it is pudding
 willowsprite: First World Problems
 Joseph: tut, tut.
 BILL DOOR: I ENJOY A GOOD BISCUIT WITH MY TEA, BUT I CAN DO WITHOUT.
 Shay: #BourbonBiscuitsMatter
 Air Biscuit: Ohhh the horror! Somebody save those poor biscuits!
 XLY: i can't abide not having my bourbon in biscuit or bottle form, i tut sympathetically with you all
 madmax1: It says it right there. Bourbon. zazzer's prefered coping method.
 Christina: First world problems.
 Gentleman: I expected this to be a humorous infographic.
 Warrax: I assume the U.S. protects it's cookie supply by not allowing them to all be stored in the same place.
 hnnngh: Only in Britain would an entire nation 'tut and roll its eyes' over a biscuit shortage.
 Amy Housewine: I retrieved a biscuit from the floods. It was... limp.
 VoR: my tea cup just can't make sense of it
 Darkasnoon: I'm impressed, America wouldn't last without our biscuits for five minutes.
Image 88620   03-07-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
207
 
 willowsprite: Just interpreting the poses, by the way. Haven't seen the new one yet.
 willowsprite: If they were going to mimic the original, why not go all the way? Woman on the left:powerful, part of the team. Woman on right:timid, dependent, eye candy.
 Hungy Dingus: I'm glad the the male lead is being portrayed as the protagonist and the female lead as a sex object when she has almost all of the agency in the film and he's a nebbish loser.
 Cami: I thought "...sun shines out of his ass," was a figurative expression.
 VoR: Relevant. not seen either though.
 Skaalar: The he newer one is missing that penis lens flare. It's what made the movie in my opinion.
Image 88619   03-07-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
513
 
 zoe: I imagine them singing barbershop quartet music.
 Grandmas Ghost: Who let the dogs out?
 seam: "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
 Gargoyle: Four Dog Night
 Micro Jackson: Backing vocals for Pink Floyd
 charmander: Why the long face?
 hnnngh: A cacaphony of BORKFs
Image 88618   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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