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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

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 canada: wow @Frople Alboble
 eevee: the vagina of sauron!
 Gargoyle: One Wine to rule them all... And in the ferment bind them.
 hnnngh: @Scoo Aged in the Fires of Mount Doom
 Knice: Porno Noir
 Scoo: Cabernet Sauron
Image 88627   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Turts: Well there is also an empty pitcher in the door. Maybe this person is a sleepwalker that puts random kitchen stuff in the fridge?
 indolentia: garage fridge.
 Cami: Vermin problem?
 chhumphrey: "I told you to cook the pasta and then put it in the fridge!" - @grandma
 Blimpet: The last place pasta thieves will think to look.
 Gargoyle: Well, I wouldn't want my pasta to go off, either.
 Messed Up Dog: Ontario.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Carton of milk and bagged milk!?!
 Scoo: Maybe this person has a very full pantry and a very empty fridge. Or maybe this person is a moron.
Image 88626   03-07-16   Uploaded by    grandma
 Grandmas Ghost: What a butt-face.
 Greek Fire: The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.
 zoe: This porn is weird
 indolentia: and i was like "biiiiiiiiitch"
 chhumphrey: Let me sing you the song of my people... then we'll talk about eating your entrails
 hnnngh: I played Far Cry 3. These things are no dang joke.
 anonymous: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 elahabdh: @Scoo You thought the dinosaurs were extinct? Not so fast, motherclucker.
 Scoo: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 Alaskan: In many cases, this may actually be the last sight of your life.
Image 88625   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
 Mr. Shine: @DrinkMixMan That was beautiful. Absolute poetry in a joke. +1
 iwash: Beef & Lamb from sheep is pretty impressive tech
 Borkf: @misterjoe What do electric sheep dream of?
 chhumphrey: Finally the ranchers and herders can find a place to work together
 misterjoe: do androids dream of electric sheep?
 anonymous: @bug BLAMB!
 Fullhouse: "Wake up sheeple!" the researcher called as she did the morning rounds, "Ah, that never gets old." She rattled the cages to wake the transgenic abominations for another day of trials and vivisection.
 XLY: @bug the answer you are looking for is profit
 bug: beef + lamb = ?
 DrinkMixMan: Birthplace of steel wool
 Darkasnoon: I'd imagine they just spend hours playing worms.
 Scoo: Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
 Warrax: A world follower in edible animal technology.
Image 88624   03-07-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
 indolentia: so here's where i hid the body.
 psyops: Scene from GTA V.
 your nana: new zealand rocks!
 Janston: This is nice.
 Darkasnoon: Something something gaping hole
Image 88623   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 Slowpoke: Just replace your battery already. Those panels cost more than a replacement battery. No, you can't factor in the street value of nerd: that doesn't exist.
 robocop: @Prombom soulja boy tellem!
 Prombom: Now begone krrikkkt SNAP SNAP. why wo
 Cami: Worst sprint car ever.
 chhumphrey: Where's the USB port?
 Janston: Liberal agenda would have us all driving these.
 fumbduck: Stop draining the sun, asshole!
Image 88622   03-07-16   Uploaded by    TurkeyVulture
 indolentia: that's going to be a mess of ectoplasm.
 VoR: im forever blowing bubbles
 Scoo: You cast Ghostly Penis, it's super effective!
 chhumphrey: This bubble porn appears painful
Image 88621   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Amy Housewine: 'Meat' can mean 'food in general' too, as per the phrase "meat and drink". That's pretty archaic, though. You rarely hear it.
 hammy: what the shit....
 Borkf: @Warrax Meat is just meat, unless it's mincemeat (Google it). Biscuits and gravy is a confusing concept to the English, neither are what they seem.
 Warrax: @PooFlinger wait... when they say "meat," what are they actually talking about?
 Borkf: I coped by getting my moobs out on the internet.
 fracking: never post here again
 desertfox: Britain is like one big switcheroo...cookies are biscuits...biscuits are muffins... and all of it is pudding
 willowsprite: First World Problems
 Joseph: tut, tut.
 Shay: #BourbonBiscuitsMatter
 Air Biscuit: Ohhh the horror! Somebody save those poor biscuits!
 XLY: i can't abide not having my bourbon in biscuit or bottle form, i tut sympathetically with you all
 madmax1: It says it right there. Bourbon. zazzer's prefered coping method.
 Christina: First world problems.
 TurkeyVulture: I expected this to be a humorous infographic.
 Warrax: I assume the U.S. protects it's cookie supply by not allowing them to all be stored in the same place.
 hnnngh: Only in Britain would an entire nation 'tut and roll its eyes' over a biscuit shortage.
 Amy Housewine: I retrieved a biscuit from the floods. It was... limp.
 VoR: my tea cup just can't make sense of it
 Darkasnoon: I'm impressed, America wouldn't last without our biscuits for five minutes.
Image 88620   03-07-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
 willowsprite: Just interpreting the poses, by the way. Haven't seen the new one yet.
 willowsprite: If they were going to mimic the original, why not go all the way? Woman on the left:powerful, part of the team. Woman on right:timid, dependent, eye candy.
 Hungy Dingus: I'm glad the the male lead is being portrayed as the protagonist and the female lead as a sex object when she has almost all of the agency in the film and he's a nebbish loser.
 Cami: I thought "...sun shines out of his ass," was a figurative expression.
 VoR: Relevant. not seen either though.
 Skaalar: The he newer one is missing that penis lens flare. It's what made the movie in my opinion.
Image 88619   03-07-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
 zoe: I imagine them singing barbershop quartet music.
 Grandmas Ghost: Who let the dogs out?
 seam: "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
 Gargoyle: Four Dog Night
 Micro Jackson: Backing vocals for Pink Floyd
 charmander: Why the long face?
 hnnngh: A cacaphony of BORKFs
Image 88618   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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