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257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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Image 88227 is unbelievably bad (score -31) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Phil. You have brought shame on us, Uncle Phil.
Score:
372
 
 Minx: Well, let's hope the noose holds...
 l.a.: this man will NEVER worry about weighing himself again. learn his one weird trick! doctors HATE him!
 Cami: Hello, suicide hotline?
 morakdais: Glass scales are about as useful as 1-time use cars
 Penultimate Grunongo: You died.
 EvilOtter: Smash the patriarchy!!
 shitshow: Man does his weightloss with one weird trick. Doctors hate him.
 Wet farts: Yo mamma so fat.....
 your nana: maybe a tractor needs stabilizing
 Matt Face: @Dr. Obvious I concur, if caused by downward force like standing, one would assume blood would be present.
 Sharkface: This looks like fall damage, can't be caused by overload.
 Janston: It's not fat, I'm just cultivating mass.
 Flarmie: Image not to scale.
 Angry Lobster: Goon detected,
 TurkeyVulture: This is why I use the highway patrol truck scales.
 Liar tuck: he must be a cat owner
 Scoo: Daaamn you fat
Image 88226   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
703
 
 sad face: @Lutha hahah!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rub a dub dub, cute pug in a jug
 CHA: Meanwhile in Pugwash, Nova Scotia...
 Lutha: pug in a jug? i'll take it
 shitshow: Bubbly Bucket Pug is bubbling.
 hnnngh: This bucket is doin me a wet.
 Tiramisu: I wish my dogs were this mellow about getting bathed.
 J. Random Bozo: Captain pugwash
 your nana: pug in a suds tub
 Mitchell: Aw, poor pup is stuck in the rinse cycle.
 NoRagrets: Just add some whipped cream and a cherry and it'll be just the way I like them.
 Coolguy: He looks ok with it... Good dog
Image 88225   03-05-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
101
 
 Cami: I have a good feeling about next year.
 Air Biscuit: @Coolguy they changed the timeline, that future no longer exists.
 Matt Face: Oh Adam Sandler, you so silly!
 willowsprite: Eugh it's ma stepdad Garrah
 Janston: Uh oh, James has his pedo outfit on.
 Coolguy: Back to Future lied to me! They said the Cubs would win the World Series in 2015... They didn't. Where's my hover board. Lies!
 Fursona: hey it's another red squirrel pic
Image 88224   03-05-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
353
 
 Lutha: red is my favorite color of jelly bean
 balloon: and this chart explains how the gay and brown people deserve to die from AIDS because they have displeased jesus
 shitshow: Mr. Gorbechev-- tear DOWN THAT CHART.
 Niels Bohr: Phase diagram of money with its triple point.
 hnnngh: Something is trickling down, and it ain't money.
 Matt Face: I came here to lead, not to read.
 Janston: For a second, I thought the chart read "Your Mom".
 Scoo: "And this red part here, this is where we're all fucked"
 Warezlock: And this my fellow Americans is called a chart.
 Angry Lobster: Reaganomics in action.
 DrinkMixMan: Are you a bad enough dude to be the president?
 Coolguy: Obama never used any graphs...
 nclaw: Reagan said it best: "fuck the poors"
Image 88223   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
414
 
 Mitchell: You don't want your Horse to be hangry.
 Scoo: Meanwhile, in Russia
Image 88222   03-05-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
594
 
 Cheeze: At least they're honest.
 norgu5: When your about to preform in front of an audience
 GiveMePlus: Got your nose!
 your nana: this coffee tastes like pee
 Korrok: That's unfortunate.
 Albatross: That looks a little concentrated, somebody needs some fluids
 CuriouSir: meanwhile, in japan...
 Handyman: McDonald's new unfertilized egg coffee!
 Scoo: What if I want piss-coffee at 9:30? Damn McDonalds and their arbitrary menu time windows.
 Picklepuss: you deserve a restroom break today
 Sadbot: And thus another pervy vending machine is born
 CastleBravo: I'm Loving It!
Image 88221   03-05-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
356
 
 hoobleton: Hair name of cheese. but they look coo...
 Knice: I've said it before; I'll say it some more: Dumb puns give me life.
 jackthesmack: ni hao
 Knice: A barking lot.
Image 88220   03-05-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
615
 
 StuporFly: Speedy Gonzales off to find his cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez.
 hnnngh: *wacky running music*
 your nana: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
 chelseachels: I love watching Tom&Jerry.
 MassDefect: SHOOOM
 Picklepuss: "I hate those meeces to pieces!"
 Scoo: Now THIS is Podracing!
Image 88219   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
352
 
 hnnngh: @willowsprite Wait, you're not my son. Sorry, all 5,000 of us look alike.
 Pegged Lamb: @Dr. Obvious great name/post combo
 redpeepee: these aren't mantises
 Knice: boop
 Pront Remp: I saw this one before. He dies in the end.
 willowsprite: *mwah* Have a good day at school, honeypot!
 Wumph Morms: Ah spring...the time of make sex
Image 88218   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
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