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257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

257748  Solemn: This is a shot of the Burgdorf Hot Springs in Burgdorf, Idaho, in case you're wondering. Also, I like saying 'Burgdorf'. There's something naturally amusing about that word.

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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 bobby: Fucking pissjugs everywhere
 filthylaw: Meeellions of dollars
 SomeOtherCanadian: Loving the massive splooge rag! Apparently, Tom is a lefty.
 Borkf: So what happened to that $580m? Anime probably.
 windmill78: Meanwhile, in the friendly spaceship server room
 Falstaff: As long as you've got your priorities straight.
 Amy Housewine: Once Tom built a MySpace/made it run/made it race against time/once Tom built a Myspace/Now it's done/Brother, can you spare a dime?
 Dobly: Hey, there, son! Have you seen my slice of cake? Oh there it is! And good job with the piss jugs
Image 88111   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
1337
 
 Lutha: all hail nate, our future robot overlord
 VictorVonPoon: fantastic
 TurkeyVulture: @savvoy The season reference is early summer.
 a robot: This kid is going places
 hosehorse: shit just got real
 savvoy: No seasonal reference. Algorithm needs tweaking.
 NoRagrets: Smart ass. I like you.
Image 88110   03-05-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
650
 
 Amy Housewine: BRAAAAIIINS
Image 88109   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
354
 
 a robot: This is a man named Konrad Bass who attacked his neighbor's car while high on LSD because he thought it was a dragon. That it happened in Portland should come as little surprise.
 doop: Tom Petty: The Glam Rock Years
 flowers: at least he got a purty mouth
 savvoy: @Borkf the halo of unholy fire
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Butt Looks more like Noel Fielding to me.
 Borkf: Cool tights. And what is that behind his head?
 AdamBomb286: Jeff, Hobo Warrior, Gaurdian of the Sacred Jungle Fire
 Mr. Butt: Steampunk Rob Brydon.
 Amy Housewine: He studied the blade. He mastered the blockchain.
Image 88108   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
289
 
 duckfarts: whoa, australia's mastered anti-gravity???
 Slickbrew: That is one giant mouse.
 Wander: Seems he left his stove on....
Image 88107   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
309
 
 LKoroton: That was the keypress that broke the table top
 XLY: When you die in the game you throw a little baby shit fit in real life
 daver: rage quit
 sports: Damn, I've got a glass table too.
 Mr. Shine: Judging from the state of that chair, I don't feel too bad about this. This person seems to live in a world of crap.
 EvilOtter: Ragequit.
 MassDefect: Sorry about your luck.
 Dobly: Ha, is that a Dark Souls "You Died" on the screen? Shopped or not I chuckled
 Amy Housewine: There's a smirking cat just out of the frame.
 Wander: Looks like windows crashed
 smarkles: Smashing.
Image 88106   03-05-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
151
 
 Mr. Angry: He's a Ballchinian! well... ballthroatian?
 Cami: Get this thyroids checked.
 LKoroton: Turkey-man
 Chef Says: Poor Butters.
 Shay: Getting ready for Maury.
 Mr. Shine: With that face, the urge to punch those is nigh-irresistible.
 windmill78: A bit higher and it would be a Peter Griffin chin
 Theta Zero: Man, imagine how painful jogging is.
Image 88105   03-05-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
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 VictorVonPoon: just dont forget to bring a towel
 grizzly: @anonymous agreed. I say we head to Winchester for a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
 anonymous: Who the fuck is bad voting Simon Pegg, you assholes.
 smarkles: Election season.jpg
 tib gubb: this mythbusters is weird
Image 88104   03-05-16   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
36
 
 San DoDo: *Dr.
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Subtle.
Image 88103   03-05-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
325
 
 chubby lizard: I wonder if this is at the method-one clinic.
 a robot: Beware the ol' spicy cornballs
 Jrks: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
 Jrks: GEORGE MICHAEL!
Image 88102   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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