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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 bobby: Fucking pissjugs everywhere
 filthylaw: Meeellions of dollars
 SomeOtherCanadian: Loving the massive splooge rag! Apparently, Tom is a lefty.
 Borkf: So what happened to that $580m? Anime probably.
 windmill78: Meanwhile, in the friendly spaceship server room
 Falstaff: As long as you've got your priorities straight.
 Amy Housewine: Once Tom built a MySpace/made it run/made it race against time/once Tom built a Myspace/Now it's done/Brother, can you spare a dime?
 Dobly: Hey, there, son! Have you seen my slice of cake? Oh there it is! And good job with the piss jugs
Image 88111   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
1337
 
 Lutha: all hail nate, our future robot overlord
 VictorVonPoon: fantastic
 Chocolate Pain: @savvoy The season reference is early summer.
 a robot: This kid is going places
 hosehorse: shit just got real
 savvoy: No seasonal reference. Algorithm needs tweaking.
 NoRagrets: Smart ass. I like you.
Image 88110   03-05-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
650
 
 Amy Housewine: BRAAAAIIINS
Image 88109   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
354
 
 a robot: This is a man named Konrad Bass who attacked his neighbor's car while high on LSD because he thought it was a dragon. That it happened in Portland should come as little surprise.
 doop: Tom Petty: The Glam Rock Years
 flowers: at least he got a purty mouth
 savvoy: @Borkf the halo of unholy fire
 BFHoodrich: @Mr. Butt Looks more like Noel Fielding to me.
 Borkf: Cool tights. And what is that behind his head?
 AdamBomb286: Jeff, Hobo Warrior, Gaurdian of the Sacred Jungle Fire
 Mr. Butt: Steampunk Rob Brydon.
 Amy Housewine: He studied the blade. He mastered the blockchain.
Image 88108   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
289
 
 duckfarts: whoa, australia's mastered anti-gravity???
 Slickbrew: That is one giant mouse.
 Wander: Seems he left his stove on....
Image 88107   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
309
 
 LKoroton: That was the keypress that broke the table top
 XLY: When you die in the game you throw a little baby shit fit in real life
 daver: rage quit
 sports: Damn, I've got a glass table too.
 Osiris: Judging from the state of that chair, I don't feel too bad about this. This person seems to live in a world of crap.
 EvilOtter: Ragequit.
 MassDefect: Sorry about your luck.
 Dobly: Ha, is that a Dark Souls "You Died" on the screen? Shopped or not I chuckled
 Amy Housewine: There's a smirking cat just out of the frame.
 Wander: Looks like windows crashed
 smarkles: Smashing.
Image 88106   03-05-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
151
 
 Mr. Angry: He's a Ballchinian! well... ballthroatian?
 Cami: Get this thyroids checked.
 LKoroton: Turkey-man
 Chef Says: Poor Butters.
 Shay: Getting ready for Maury.
 skylark: With that face, the urge to punch those is nigh-irresistible.
 windmill78: A bit higher and it would be a Peter Griffin chin
 Bumbo Lungys: Man, imagine how painful jogging is.
Image 88105   03-05-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
386
 
 VictorVonPoon: just dont forget to bring a towel
 grizzly: @anonymous agreed. I say we head to Winchester for a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
 anonymous: Who the fuck is bad voting Simon Pegg, you assholes.
 smarkles: Election season.jpg
 greenbean: this mythbusters is weird
Image 88104   03-05-16   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
36
 
 San DoDo: *Dr.
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Subtle.
Image 88103   03-05-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
325
 
 chubby lizard: I wonder if this is at the method-one clinic.
 a robot: Beware the ol' spicy cornballs
 Jrks: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
 Jrks: GEORGE MICHAEL!
Image 88102   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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