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257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

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Score:
375
 
 Niels Bohr: Caution: if you get stuck playing with a friend, two asians weighing 55kg Will befuddle you from behind
 Unicorn: @Angry Lobster Yeah, but not very well, if the two on the inside are any indication.
 redmonkey3: Sharpies change the world again...
 Air Biscuit: Hrnnnnng, arrrghhhh
 redmonkey3: Sharpies change the world again...
 Angry Lobster: Judgjing by their facial expressions, this operation involves buttsecks.
 CuriouSir: seriously? 4 people? I lift bags of flour by myself at work that are 20 kg, and those are nothing.
 duckfarts: @windmill78 looks like your friends are putting their junk in your box
 windmill78: 1. cut a hole in a box, 2. put your junk in that box, 3. get your friends to join in?
Image 87641   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
371
 
 Cami: 156 cases of Malibu in the next room.
 Entertainmentalist: The only bait missing from that Bro Trap is Axe body spray and Smirnoff Ice.
 SomeCanadian: This guy needs to be helping out with #87641
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat no, he looks too old.
 charlemagne: what's wrong with his sock?
 Teechur: I count 6 dildos in this picture.
 CuriouSir: ski mask, check. game systems, check. dildos, check...whats missing?
 5 Headed Snake God: Dicksbox One
 duckfarts: @Theta Zero um, there's four of them in the photo
 Catcat: Hey, it's the guy who just fragged you in that game!
 Theta Zero: Look at this scrub without a Wii U.
 Sadbot: Terrorists...win?
 dobbiesdoogs: the xbox one now has the right kind of "ram"
Image 87640   03-03-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
695
 
 Booty Kicker: @hnnngh why?
 Sadbot: @Vermicelli @Catcat I had not thought of that show in forever, now to find out if it's still watchable
 hnnngh: Can I move now? I gotta GARLICK my balls.
 buds420: fuck you dad...
 Vermicelli: @Catcat Long may He reign.
 Catcat: @Sadbot I worship His Shadow!
 Musician: You can't be sirius
 Sadbot: Dog of the Cosmos and his Inscrutable Garlic
Image 87639   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
373
 
 pewdiepie: Oh why can't you raptor your head around this?
 Shay: Looks like Japan can do Jurassic World better.
 duckfarts: WELCOME TO THE MILLENIUM HOTEL - CAN I TAKE YOUR BAGS?
 Borkf: Maybe this particular girl isn't so clever.
 Osiris: Little raptor terrified his teachers, but he was a slow learner anyway.
Image 87638   03-03-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
479
 
 pig 3: oh wow...friggin old, which is why i just left the nwt white.
 Shay: I'll have Nunavut.
 superfudge: The capital is Iqaluit, the largest city in all Nunavut, population 6699. Surprising Google street view works there and you can tour this dreary place.
 jochenau: the poor kid gave up after Nunavut and the Atlantic Ocean
 ruiner: At least you didn't have to color in fifty different states
 Headoftheclass: Then don't color Anyuvut
 VoR: "Canadian problems"
 CuriouSir: ha! I didnt have to because it was all northwest territories back then! win.
 duckfarts: turn nunavut?
 Catcat: Canadian if true
Image 87637   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
438
 
 Mitchell: Mom! Mom! Look at me! Mooooom!
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Transformers! More than meets the eye kekukwkukoh
 Air Biscuit: Robot wants hug. Why dont you look at robot?
 VoR: A better love story than twilight
 duckfarts: after the advent of social media, world governments sought control through militarized photobombing
 gumble: Hardware prequel looks good
 gumble: Hardware prequel looks good
 Catcat: Cold War was the time when no idea seemed to crazy
 Warrax: swiggity swooty
Image 87636   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
434
 
 Bone Loc: @anonymous Raisist if true
 Shay: Ol' spicy raisin trick in the works? That's what the over mitts are saying.
 a robot: Second one in line looks like Trump
 eurotrash: Huh huh huh, turds
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Medical marijuana is a helluva drug
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Hiding in oatmeal cookies . . . .
 anonymous: Raisin if true
 Sadbot: A more successful campaign would be about ninja rasins who sneak into mouths in handfuls of nuts and chocolate
 duckfarts: these were cool, but i don't know how successful they really were in actually increasing raisin sales
 Warrax: I was 8 years old when this was a thing, and I loved these singing purple bastards. Still never actually liked raisins though.
Image 87635   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
378
 
 GoodSir: @redmonkey3 Unchanging? you do know he died right?
 Mumbles: He was only cool if you spent less than 5 minutes with him.
 redmonkey3: @PooFlinger most of the time... circumstance and being an unchanging figure in a VERY changing city did him no favors, imho.
 Oh Don Piano: @redmonkey3 ...and total douche lord.
 redmonkey3: LESLIE! long time fixture on Austin, Texas streets & participant in activism for Austin preservation, homeless folks.... great character, good being & poster item for "Keep Austin Weird"
 duckfarts: @CuriouSir this image is very sobering
 CuriouSir: @duckfarts "they"? dear god, ive been sober for too long, im seeing single!
 duckfarts: @Dr. Obvious what do you mean no trousers? they got leggings on
 Vault Dweller: It's no socks with sandals, not no trousers with sandals.
 duckfarts: OH COME ON, no socks with sandals, you know this
 Warrax: He looks happy. I'm happy for him.
Image 87634   03-03-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
341
 
 Bungle: "But I will lick him inside his mouth later"
Image 87633   03-03-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
479
 
 KnowLifer: @dobbiesdoogs Another image to sadvote on...
 Anus: Hey Artax, why the long face? Well, Atreyu, my wife is fucking my brother.
 Entertainmentalist: Is your girlfriend depressed? Then don't go into the Swamps of Sadness with her.
 Fishy: Noooooo!! Why! Oh nooo!!!
 BILL DOOR: BINKY, STOP MESSING WITH THAT POOR TRIBAL CHILD.
 Borkf: @Bubu JET FUEL CAN'T MELT HORSES.
 Largehand: @smarkles Yes, they told that to the people :D
 smarkles: @Bubu According to snopes, they trained the Horse to panic less by practicing the scene for weeks in deeper and deeper water. It was the kid who got hurt. A leg injury from the platform and he lost consciousness under water. He recovered, of course.
 sumo: I heard they actually had to drown a Horse to make this scene, and the boy actor srewed it at the first try. They used two Horses for it (old Horses from a farm, otherwise they'd go to the butcher probably)...
 willowsprite: AIIIIIIIIE
 Frank herbert: Horse Horsepower Horses Horseozine falcor!
 duckfarts: save your girlfriend already
 dobbiesdoogs: this is SAD
Image 87632   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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