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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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Score:
511
 
 rustedpeace: @Micro Jackson What do you mean
 Double-Munched Tacotito: How did this fail!?
 duckfarts: I ABSOLUTELY WOULD
 Micro Jackson: Sure, why not?
 desertfox: voted bad, sorry
 Skaalar: Fuck you autocorrect.
 Skaalar: I weirdest nachos right now...
 Hungy Dingus: makin' both yer breath and stool stink since 1953
 Borkf: @Frank herbert Everything is better with chipotle sauce.
 willowsprite: We're too incompetent to slice them into rings!
 rand0: Best comeback since the McRib
 Frank herbert: needs chipotle sauce
 Borkf: How bout no?
 morakdais: Would eat, just need some dipping sauce
Image 87479   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
109
 
 Lumb Blombus: Catsup
 morakdais: That looks like a perfect pearing
 Scoo: En Espanol, por favor, Ketchup...
 Mr. Butt: Gracias, equipo Heinz
 indolentia: double-dose of mayo and 'merican ketchup. viva mexico!
Image 87478   03-02-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
3083
 
Image 87477   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
397
 
 draakeragon: What you gonna do with that big ant butt? Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
 robford: Nature's candy
 Skaalar: *heavy breathing*
 chhumphrey: Careful or McD's will try them along with their other failed product lines like #87479
 indolentia: om nom nom
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre There are another 138 out of focus in the background
 Urn BooUrn: Honeypot ants. They come from desert regions and are basically living food stores for their colony. Also supposed to be delicious.
 Oh Don Piano: @Lumb Blombus I only see six
 Lumb Blombus: gross.
Image 87476   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
351
 
 El Barto: @El Barto We're talking about dicks right? I wrote apples, sure, but I was speaking of the peen.
 El Barto: @StuporFly All apples are. Asians apples, gay apples, gender non-conforming apples, they're ALL beautiful!
 StuporFly: *** It's Beautiful ***
 Lutha: appleboat
 indolentia: that label is way too large. way to fail, artiste!
 Scoo: I heard the artist's girlfriend left him
 Frank herbert: monte, dell. origins of banapple
 nlx27: 16th Century Flemish Master. "Apple"
Image 87475   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
1207
 
 El Barto: @Stoner just can't get food into their maw.
 Kefas: Maybe we're all wrong, and this is a grizzly bear in panda OP-Chem suit?
 willowsprite: Are you my mummy?
 indolentia: pandas can't even procreate, how the hell can you expect them to put on gas masks?
 Scoo: That's just a regular bear in a panda suit!
 Knice: I'm still gonna slap this bastard.
 NoRagrets: In Soviet Russia panda outlives you.
 Peach Toddler: Full-scale water bear
 Frank herbert: the pandas in Fallout for are dangerous
 Stoner: The real reason pandas are going extinct. :(
Image 87474   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
540
 
 draakeragon: Looks like i'll never be a human!
 Poop Bird: zeerow
 donhomero: now worked into all social media to be able to post , by way of a devilish collaboration of coders & teachers sick of hearing "but when will I ever use it in real life?"
 weed poop: wonder why they wrote it as a partial derivative when there is only one variable though?
 flushpuppy: derivative first so 4*7*cos(7*x-pi()/2) evalutaed at x=0, and the value of cos(-pi()/2) is zero so the value of the expression is 0
 MassDefect: @funny in the wall Oh jeez, that's tragically stupid. I wonder how I got x=4...
 funny in the wall: @mass defect, yes but x=0, not 4. sin(0) = 0
 A Post Office: *Reloads Page* "HUMAN DETECTED"
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist Agreed
 MassDefect: d/dx 4 sin(7x-pi/2) = 28 cos(7x-pi/2) = 28 sin(7x) evaluated at x = 4 gives 28 sin(28)
 killerjunglist: why would you need a partial derivative if there is only one variable? Pfft, advanced technology my foot!
 Skaalar: Rather be a robot than some sort of squishy meatbag...
 Darkasnoon: Let me ask technology for the answer, to prove I'm human. Although seriously my work pulled out -4(x-1)
 unoplank: looks like i'm a robot now
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall You're right.
 Warren G Hardon: bae caught me sleeping
 funny in the wall: except no, it's zero. cos(-pi/2) is zero.
 dingding: if X = 0, then isn't the answer "Error: Cannot Divide by 0" :P
 funny in the wall: it's 28.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Not worth it...
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets I dunno. What do you think @a robot?
 Soy Peso: The correct answer is -4.
 AdaMan: It's like a reverse Turing test. If you can answer it you're probably a computer.
 your nana: the answer is mandatory; says right there!
 NoRagrets: Shouldn't a robot answer this pretty easily?
 Knice: Is it potato? I think it's potato.
 Frank herbert: x=0.
 Pickle Dick: I'm a bit rusty, but if we're evaluating it at x=0, that should give an answer of 4
 nlx27: luckily i have a math wizard living downstairs. right next to the meth wizard
Image 87473   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
325
 
 El Barto: @Jeannie C It must have a lot of women in there. That ol' glass ceiling is hard to crack.
 Jeannie C: If there is a hole in the wall for each of the fans, how come the roof doesn't fall down?
 Coolguy: That house be cool AF!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam window!
 chhumphrey: Individual room zoning taken to an extreme
 willowsprite: Am I the only one who sees three creatures with lots of eyes, and the one on the far right saying, "oh no you didn't!"
 Lutha: stay cool
 seam: chillin chillin
 indolentia: weed shop.
 Borkf: They either have a very cold room or a banging sound system.
 MabelSyrup: That room is full of pipes leading all over the main building.
 your nana: when the band takes the small stage, they'll be surrounded by their biggest fans
 funny in the wall: i bet they're mostly decoys
 Christina: They would need fewer machines if they did not left a window open.
Image 87472   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
1162
 
 Jeannie C: @Frank herbert How about an in-line 16? They did exist.
 Annoying Vegan : Pure sex in automobile format.
 Lestrange: Swish!
 Unbathed: Bruce McCall feedstock.
 Micro Jackson: Should be pink
 Skaalar: *sigh* It's kinda sad to think that this era of cars is probably never coming back. This is like the gothic architecture of automobiles.
 thratchen: Hurry up and bring your jukebox money
 indolentia: this has caused a stirring in my downstairs area unlike any other i've felt on this site.
 logan: They sure knew how to make beautiful cars in the old times.
 Frank herbert: i do hope this has one of those v-16s from back in the day
 Gomi Day: best car colour - right there.
 Not Sam: Now, THAT'S a Saoutchik Delahaye!
 Scoo: Majestic af
Image 87471   03-02-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
705
 
 Alaskan: Scoo knows what the real deal is.
 duckfarts: what has happened to my country
 Greek Fire: @chhumphrey Another tequila sunrise, I think.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "could America really elect Trump as president?"
 Unbathed: Look at yourself from the side!
 anonymous: He;s just thinking about thos fish
 chhumphrey: Either he's a desperado or he's been spending too much time at Hotel California...
 willowsprite: Self, how did I get here?
 indolentia: i will win this staring contest!
 your nana: hello, is it me you're looking for?
 doop: Self check-out at the fish market
 Scoo: 'murica double-up: Eagle Jesus
 logono: Damn @Bone Loc hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Contemplating getting "Just for Eagles"
 Bone Loc: 'Mirrorca
 Warrax: Hey there good lookin', hang out here often?
Image 87470   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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