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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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3. Ulillillia
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5. Captain Marsupial
6. Teechur
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237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

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 8. Taters: 2216 points
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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
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Image 87477   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
 draakeragon: What you gonna do with that big ant butt? Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
 robford: Nature's candy
 Skaalar: *heavy breathing*
 chhumphrey: Careful or McD's will try them along with their other failed product lines like #87479
 indolentia: om nom nom
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre There are another 138 out of focus in the background
 Urn BooUrn: Honeypot ants. They come from desert regions and are basically living food stores for their colony. Also supposed to be delicious.
 Robespierre: @Lumb Blombus I only see six
 Lumb Blombus: gross.
Image 87476   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 El Barto: @El Barto We're talking about dicks right? I wrote apples, sure, but I was speaking of the peen.
 El Barto: @StuporFly All apples are. Asians apples, gay apples, gender non-conforming apples, they're ALL beautiful!
 StuporFly: *** It's Beautiful ***
 Lutha: appleboat
 indolentia: that label is way too large. way to fail, artiste!
 Scoo: I heard the artist's girlfriend left him
 Frank herbert: monte, dell. origins of banapple
 nlx27: 16th Century Flemish Master. "Apple"
Image 87475   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
 El Barto: @Stoner just can't get food into their maw.
 Kefas: Maybe we're all wrong, and this is a grizzly bear in panda OP-Chem suit?
 willowsprite: Are you my mummy?
 indolentia: pandas can't even procreate, how the hell can you expect them to put on gas masks?
 Scoo: That's just a regular bear in a panda suit!
 Knice: I'm still gonna slap this bastard.
 NoRagrets: In Soviet Russia panda outlives you.
 Robespierre: Full-scale water bear
 Frank herbert: the pandas in Fallout for are dangerous
 Stoner: The real reason pandas are going extinct. :(
Image 87474   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 draakeragon: Looks like i'll never be a human!
 Poop Bird: zeerow
 donhomero: now worked into all social media to be able to post , by way of a devilish collaboration of coders & teachers sick of hearing "but when will I ever use it in real life?"
 weed poop: wonder why they wrote it as a partial derivative when there is only one variable though?
 flushpuppy: derivative first so 4*7*cos(7*x-pi()/2) evalutaed at x=0, and the value of cos(-pi()/2) is zero so the value of the expression is 0
 MassDefect: @funny in the wall Oh jeez, that's tragically stupid. I wonder how I got x=4...
 funny in the wall: @mass defect, yes but x=0, not 4. sin(0) = 0
 A Post Office: *Reloads Page* "HUMAN DETECTED"
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist Agreed
 MassDefect: d/dx 4 sin(7x-pi/2) = 28 cos(7x-pi/2) = 28 sin(7x) evaluated at x = 4 gives 28 sin(28)
 killerjunglist: why would you need a partial derivative if there is only one variable? Pfft, advanced technology my foot!
 Skaalar: Rather be a robot than some sort of squishy meatbag...
 Darkasnoon: Let me ask technology for the answer, to prove I'm human. Although seriously my work pulled out -4(x-1)
 unoplank: looks like i'm a robot now
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall You're right.
 Warren G Hardon: bae caught me sleeping
 funny in the wall: except no, it's zero. cos(-pi/2) is zero.
 dingding: if X = 0, then isn't the answer "Error: Cannot Divide by 0" :P
 funny in the wall: it's 28.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Not worth it...
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets I dunno. What do you think @a robot?
 Soy Peso: The correct answer is -4.
 AdaMan: It's like a reverse Turing test. If you can answer it you're probably a computer.
 your nana: the answer is mandatory; says right there!
 NoRagrets: Shouldn't a robot answer this pretty easily?
 Knice: Is it potato? I think it's potato.
 Frank herbert: x=0.
 Pickle Dick: I'm a bit rusty, but if we're evaluating it at x=0, that should give an answer of 4
 nlx27: luckily i have a math wizard living downstairs. right next to the meth wizard
Image 87473   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 El Barto: @Jeannie C It must have a lot of women in there. That ol' glass ceiling is hard to crack.
 Jeannie C: If there is a hole in the wall for each of the fans, how come the roof doesn't fall down?
 Coolguy: That house be cool AF!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam window!
 chhumphrey: Individual room zoning taken to an extreme
 willowsprite: Am I the only one who sees three creatures with lots of eyes, and the one on the far right saying, "oh no you didn't!"
 Lutha: stay cool
 seam: chillin chillin
 indolentia: weed shop.
 Borkf: They either have a very cold room or a banging sound system.
 MabelSyrup: That room is full of pipes leading all over the main building.
 your nana: when the band takes the small stage, they'll be surrounded by their biggest fans
 funny in the wall: i bet they're mostly decoys
 Christina: They would need fewer machines if they did not left a window open.
Image 87472   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
 Jeannie C: @Frank herbert How about an in-line 16? They did exist.
 Annoying Vegan : Pure sex in automobile format.
 Lestrange: Swish!
 Unbathed: Bruce McCall feedstock.
 Micro Jackson: Should be pink
 Skaalar: *sigh* It's kinda sad to think that this era of cars is probably never coming back. This is like the gothic architecture of automobiles.
 thratchen: Hurry up and bring your jukebox money
 indolentia: this has caused a stirring in my downstairs area unlike any other i've felt on this site.
 logan: They sure knew how to make beautiful cars in the old times.
 Frank herbert: i do hope this has one of those v-16s from back in the day
 Gomi Day: best car colour - right there.
 Robespierre: Now, THAT'S a Saoutchik Delahaye!
 Scoo: Majestic af
Image 87471   03-02-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 Alaskan: Scoo knows what the real deal is.
 duckfarts: what has happened to my country
 Greek Fire: @chhumphrey Another tequila sunrise, I think.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "could America really elect Trump as president?"
 Unbathed: Look at yourself from the side!
 anonymous: He;s just thinking about thos fish
 chhumphrey: Either he's a desperado or he's been spending too much time at Hotel California...
 willowsprite: Self, how did I get here?
 indolentia: i will win this staring contest!
 your nana: hello, is it me you're looking for?
 doop: Self check-out at the fish market
 Scoo: 'murica double-up: Eagle Jesus
 logono: Damn @Bone Loc hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Contemplating getting "Just for Eagles"
 Bone Loc: 'Mirrorca
 Warrax: Hey there good lookin', hang out here often?
Image 87470   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 Back Door Dan: This pic is me irl...
 your nana: dog is my pilot
 VoR: ooooh. I thought it was a bear. I'm assuming its right hand drive
 Warrax: What truck would a sheepdog drive? Yea, this one.
Image 87469   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 El Barto: @Urn BooUrn I like your brain. In a non-zombo fashion.
 Poop Bird: she ded
 dope: Again, having trouble believing this is real... image search comes up with more of the same
 Napoleon Bonaparty: If I were her great-grandmother, I'd probably die of shame too.
 5 Headed Snake God: Fucking teenagers, goddamn.
 indolentia: "i'll leave my baby in the toilet at prom, then hook up with the whole football team!"
 hnnngh: Corpse game on fleek.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Urn BooUrn Was feigning ignorance for comedic effect, which I can see is not a priority for you :P
 Urn BooUrn: @SomeOtherCanadian It's called decorticate posturing and usually occurs with specific types of brain damage. I suspect she had a stroke.
 Bone Loc: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
 SomeOtherCanadian: She curled up like a spider when she died...
 VoR: Google streetview is weird
 Borkf: Getting that inappropriate srlfie in before the funeral. That's some efficient scum-bagging.
 Knice: Please stop.
Image 87468   03-02-16   Uploaded by    dope
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