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268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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Score:
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Image 87477   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
397
 
 draakeragon: What you gonna do with that big ant butt? Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
 robford: Nature's candy
 Skaalar: *heavy breathing*
 chhumphrey: Careful or McD's will try them along with their other failed product lines like #87479
 indolentia: om nom nom
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre There are another 138 out of focus in the background
 Urn BooUrn: Honeypot ants. They come from desert regions and are basically living food stores for their colony. Also supposed to be delicious.
 Oh Don Piano: @Lumb Blombus I only see six
 Lumb Blombus: gross.
Image 87476   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
351
 
 El Barto: @El Barto We're talking about dicks right? I wrote apples, sure, but I was speaking of the peen.
 El Barto: @StuporFly All apples are. Asians apples, gay apples, gender non-conforming apples, they're ALL beautiful!
 StuporFly: *** It's Beautiful ***
 Lutha: appleboat
 indolentia: that label is way too large. way to fail, artiste!
 Scoo: I heard the artist's girlfriend left him
 Frank herbert: monte, dell. origins of banapple
 nlx27: 16th Century Flemish Master. "Apple"
Image 87475   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
1207
 
 El Barto: @Stoner just can't get food into their maw.
 Kefas: Maybe we're all wrong, and this is a grizzly bear in panda OP-Chem suit?
 willowsprite: Are you my mummy?
 indolentia: pandas can't even procreate, how the hell can you expect them to put on gas masks?
 Scoo: That's just a regular bear in a panda suit!
 Knice: I'm still gonna slap this bastard.
 NoRagrets: In Soviet Russia panda outlives you.
 Peach Toddler: Full-scale water bear
 Frank herbert: the pandas in Fallout for are dangerous
 Stoner: The real reason pandas are going extinct. :(
Image 87474   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
540
 
 draakeragon: Looks like i'll never be a human!
 Poop Bird: zeerow
 donhomero: now worked into all social media to be able to post , by way of a devilish collaboration of coders & teachers sick of hearing "but when will I ever use it in real life?"
 weed poop: wonder why they wrote it as a partial derivative when there is only one variable though?
 flushpuppy: derivative first so 4*7*cos(7*x-pi()/2) evalutaed at x=0, and the value of cos(-pi()/2) is zero so the value of the expression is 0
 MassDefect: @funny in the wall Oh jeez, that's tragically stupid. I wonder how I got x=4...
 funny in the wall: @mass defect, yes but x=0, not 4. sin(0) = 0
 A Post Office: *Reloads Page* "HUMAN DETECTED"
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist Agreed
 MassDefect: d/dx 4 sin(7x-pi/2) = 28 cos(7x-pi/2) = 28 sin(7x) evaluated at x = 4 gives 28 sin(28)
 killerjunglist: why would you need a partial derivative if there is only one variable? Pfft, advanced technology my foot!
 Skaalar: Rather be a robot than some sort of squishy meatbag...
 Darkasnoon: Let me ask technology for the answer, to prove I'm human. Although seriously my work pulled out -4(x-1)
 unoplank: looks like i'm a robot now
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall You're right.
 Warren G Hardon: bae caught me sleeping
 funny in the wall: except no, it's zero. cos(-pi/2) is zero.
 dingding: if X = 0, then isn't the answer "Error: Cannot Divide by 0" :P
 funny in the wall: it's 28.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Not worth it...
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets I dunno. What do you think @a robot?
 Soy Peso: The correct answer is -4.
 AdaMan: It's like a reverse Turing test. If you can answer it you're probably a computer.
 your nana: the answer is mandatory; says right there!
 NoRagrets: Shouldn't a robot answer this pretty easily?
 Knice: Is it potato? I think it's potato.
 Frank herbert: x=0.
 Pickle Dick: I'm a bit rusty, but if we're evaluating it at x=0, that should give an answer of 4
 nlx27: luckily i have a math wizard living downstairs. right next to the meth wizard
Image 87473   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
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 El Barto: @Jeannie C It must have a lot of women in there. That ol' glass ceiling is hard to crack.
 Jeannie C: If there is a hole in the wall for each of the fans, how come the roof doesn't fall down?
 Coolguy: That house be cool AF!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam window!
 chhumphrey: Individual room zoning taken to an extreme
 willowsprite: Am I the only one who sees three creatures with lots of eyes, and the one on the far right saying, "oh no you didn't!"
 Lutha: stay cool
 seam: chillin chillin
 indolentia: weed shop.
 Borkf: They either have a very cold room or a banging sound system.
 MabelSyrup: That room is full of pipes leading all over the main building.
 your nana: when the band takes the small stage, they'll be surrounded by their biggest fans
 funny in the wall: i bet they're mostly decoys
 Christina: They would need fewer machines if they did not left a window open.
Image 87472   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
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 Jeannie C: @Frank herbert How about an in-line 16? They did exist.
 Annoying Vegan : Pure sex in automobile format.
 Lestrange: Swish!
 Unbathed: Bruce McCall feedstock.
 Micro Jackson: Should be pink
 Skaalar: *sigh* It's kinda sad to think that this era of cars is probably never coming back. This is like the gothic architecture of automobiles.
 thratchen: Hurry up and bring your jukebox money
 indolentia: this has caused a stirring in my downstairs area unlike any other i've felt on this site.
 logan: They sure knew how to make beautiful cars in the old times.
 Frank herbert: i do hope this has one of those v-16s from back in the day
 Gomi Day: best car colour - right there.
 Not Sam: Now, THAT'S a Saoutchik Delahaye!
 Scoo: Majestic af
Image 87471   03-02-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
705
 
 Alaskan: Scoo knows what the real deal is.
 duckfarts: what has happened to my country
 Greek Fire: @chhumphrey Another tequila sunrise, I think.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "could America really elect Trump as president?"
 Unbathed: Look at yourself from the side!
 anonymous: He;s just thinking about thos fish
 chhumphrey: Either he's a desperado or he's been spending too much time at Hotel California...
 willowsprite: Self, how did I get here?
 indolentia: i will win this staring contest!
 your nana: hello, is it me you're looking for?
 doop: Self check-out at the fish market
 Scoo: 'murica double-up: Eagle Jesus
 logono: Damn @Bone Loc hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Contemplating getting "Just for Eagles"
 Bone Loc: 'Mirrorca
 Warrax: Hey there good lookin', hang out here often?
Image 87470   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
367
 
 Back Door Dan: This pic is me irl...
 your nana: dog is my pilot
 VoR: ooooh. I thought it was a bear. I'm assuming its right hand drive
 Warrax: What truck would a sheepdog drive? Yea, this one.
Image 87469   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
356
 
 El Barto: @Urn BooUrn I like your brain. In a non-zombo fashion.
 Poop Bird: she ded
 dope: Again, having trouble believing this is real... image search comes up with more of the same
 Napoleon Bonaparty: If I were her great-grandmother, I'd probably die of shame too.
 5 Headed Snake God: Fucking teenagers, goddamn.
 indolentia: "i'll leave my baby in the toilet at prom, then hook up with the whole football team!"
 hnnngh: Corpse game on fleek.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Urn BooUrn Was feigning ignorance for comedic effect, which I can see is not a priority for you :P
 Urn BooUrn: @SomeOtherCanadian It's called decorticate posturing and usually occurs with specific types of brain damage. I suspect she had a stroke.
 Bone Loc: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
 SomeOtherCanadian: She curled up like a spider when she died...
 VoR: Google streetview is weird
 Borkf: Getting that inappropriate srlfie in before the funeral. That's some efficient scum-bagging.
 Knice: Please stop.
Image 87468   03-02-16   Uploaded by    dope
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