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257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

257592  Spazstatic: Why isn't it bleeding from the actual break point?

257582  WTF: Visine you got me again!

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!



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Score:
1162
 
 Jeannie C: @Frank herbert How about an in-line 16? They did exist.
 Annoying Vegan : Pure sex in automobile format.
 Lestrange: Swish!
 Unbathed: Bruce McCall feedstock.
 Micro Jackson: Should be pink
 Skaalar: *sigh* It's kinda sad to think that this era of cars is probably never coming back. This is like the gothic architecture of automobiles.
 thratchen: Hurry up and bring your jukebox money
 indolentia: this has caused a stirring in my downstairs area unlike any other i've felt on this site.
 logan: They sure knew how to make beautiful cars in the old times.
 Frank herbert: i do hope this has one of those v-16s from back in the day
 Gomi Day: best car colour - right there.
 Not Sam: Now, THAT'S a Saoutchik Delahaye!
 Scoo: Majestic af
Image 87471   03-02-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
705
 
 Alaskan: Scoo knows what the real deal is.
 duckfarts: what has happened to my country
 Greek Fire: @chhumphrey Another tequila sunrise, I think.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "could America really elect Trump as president?"
 Unbathed: Look at yourself from the side!
 anonymous: He;s just thinking about thos fish
 chhumphrey: Either he's a desperado or he's been spending too much time at Hotel California...
 willowsprite: Self, how did I get here?
 indolentia: i will win this staring contest!
 your nana: hello, is it me you're looking for?
 doop: Self check-out at the fish market
 Scoo: 'murica double-up: Eagle Jesus
 logono: Damn @Bone Loc hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Contemplating getting "Just for Eagles"
 Bone Loc: 'Mirrorca
 Warrax: Hey there good lookin', hang out here often?
Image 87470   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
367
 
 Back Door Dan: This pic is me irl...
 your nana: dog is my pilot
 VoR: ooooh. I thought it was a bear. I'm assuming its right hand drive
 Warrax: What truck would a sheepdog drive? Yea, this one.
Image 87469   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
356
 
 El Barto: @Urn BooUrn I like your brain. In a non-zombo fashion.
 Poop Bird: she ded
 dope: Again, having trouble believing this is real... image search comes up with more of the same
 Napoleon Bonaparty: If I were her great-grandmother, I'd probably die of shame too.
 5 Headed Snake God: Fucking teenagers, goddamn.
 indolentia: "i'll leave my baby in the toilet at prom, then hook up with the whole football team!"
 hnnngh: Corpse game on fleek.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Urn BooUrn Was feigning ignorance for comedic effect, which I can see is not a priority for you :P
 Urn BooUrn: @SomeOtherCanadian It's called decorticate posturing and usually occurs with specific types of brain damage. I suspect she had a stroke.
 Bone Loc: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
 SomeOtherCanadian: She curled up like a spider when she died...
 VoR: Google streetview is weird
 Borkf: Getting that inappropriate srlfie in before the funeral. That's some efficient scum-bagging.
 Knice: Please stop.
Image 87468   03-02-16   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
1013
 
 carpwoman: Cats are good mommas!
 Skaalar: "Thanks mom! Wanna look good for that spicy tabby next door!" "Did you get her a gift?" "Dead mouse." "That's my boy."
 VoR: not the last
 VoR: Not the first thing I'd do on inventing a time machine.
 Knice: "Mlarp."
 Warrax: @Flarmie I know that feeling.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Flarmie feline hygene is no joke, nor is cunnilingus.
 Flarmie: There is an obvious joke here that I feel is too obvious to make.
 luxuslurch: Kentucky Fried Kitten - Kitty lickin' good!
Image 87467   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
518
 
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian That was actually an unintended pun. Let's pretend I meant it though.
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf Haha, cause they're mushrooms, and they're on a stool. STOOL. Haha.
 Borkf: Someone really needs to clean their stool.
 CrustyDusty: Somone really likes Panaeolus semiovatus. ALOT.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Badger, snake, etc.
Image 87466   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Joe Bird
Score:
247
 
 draakeragon: really awkward
 BlarfyB: Needs more denim.
 westerner: @Gomi Day Exactly
 Science: That guy looks extremely uncomfortable. Like "I'm shooting an ad for wallets, why did I have to take off my pants" uncomfortable...
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I got pregnant just from looking at this
 anonymous: Pretty sure that I can see the tip near the bottom button
 Urchin: This Canadian porn is weird
 your nana: (b)(f)(d)
 CrustyDusty: The 70s were confusing times... thankfully we figured it all out by the end of the 80s when nobody cared anymore.
 Gomi Day: the daisies are a nice touch.
 Warrax: I've had enough of these fake denim fanboys, posing half naked to get attention because they don't even know the right way to wear the denim.
 SomeCanadian: (e) Seems to be genitalia
 Knice: @KnowLifer From now on (to me), yes. Thank you. :)
 KnowLifer: @Knice female nipple is a fipple?
 SomeOtherCanadian: That hat is impossibly douchey. Not going to comment on the nip.
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
Image 87465   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
1009
 
 draakeragon: Who did it better?
 space: @CrustyDusty because you've installed your own switcherinos
 CrustyDusty: @misterjoe: Why did I misread that as "thrust issues"? :0
 elmstreet: @thratchen Give 'em 10 years, until they blob out
 Lestrange: Nailed it imho
 Micro Jackson: Close enough
 thratchen: those are some super-cool tattoos.
 misterjoe: This is why I have trust issues
 crappypants: Top: Vegas 13-year old. Bottom: Her Vegas grandma.
 CrustyDusty: Evil wizards stole my chin
 Frank herbert: nailed it
 SomeOtherCanadian: Bottom is the face produced by all those "weird tricks"
 rand0: Both of these shots are of someone who is totally awesome.
 SomeCanadian: Close enough.
 Knice: I'll take humor over makeup any day.
 Gomi Day: yes, women who typically wear lots of makeup often look very different without it, and when they pose oddly / scrunch up their faces. who knew?!
 Anus: Top: Drunk vision. Bottom: Morning after vision
 caitelyn: It's almost like she has a personality and is a real human, and not just a thing for you to salivate over.
Image 87464   03-02-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
541
 
 draakeragon: How I feel after chewing gum with menthol
 Jotun: There is life in every dank nug.
 duckfarts: this is pretty fucking metal if you think about it
 Christina: Literally.
 Janston: Dr. Petzold's Dank Leaf
 SomeOtherCanadian: Among other things, I can't figure out whether he's inside, or outside...
 Warrax: Truth in advertising for once.
Image 87463   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
332
 
 Chef Says: Rad for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
 Micro Jackson: Check out my invisible ventriloquist dummy
 Kefas: why's she drinkin flower water?
 indolentia: that dude knows how to chug.
 Urn BooUrn: I have an angry inch.
 Jason Steak: Onstage at The Mary Awards
 Warrax: Careful, that hair is about to achieve liftoff.
 Kalos: If only I could look so decadent drinking my wine
Image 87462   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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