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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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Score:
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 Borkf: @SomeCanadian That was actually an unintended pun. Let's pretend I meant it though.
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf Haha, cause they're mushrooms, and they're on a stool. STOOL. Haha.
 Borkf: Someone really needs to clean their stool.
 CrustyDusty: Somone really likes Panaeolus semiovatus. ALOT.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Badger, snake, etc.
Image 87466   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Joe Bird
Score:
247
 
 draakeragon: really awkward
 BlarfyB: Needs more denim.
 westerner: @Gomi Day Exactly
 Science: That guy looks extremely uncomfortable. Like "I'm shooting an ad for wallets, why did I have to take off my pants" uncomfortable...
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I got pregnant just from looking at this
 anonymous: Pretty sure that I can see the tip near the bottom button
 Urchin: This Canadian porn is weird
 your nana: (b)(f)(d)
 CrustyDusty: The 70s were confusing times... thankfully we figured it all out by the end of the 80s when nobody cared anymore.
 Gomi Day: the daisies are a nice touch.
 Warrax: I've had enough of these fake denim fanboys, posing half naked to get attention because they don't even know the right way to wear the denim.
 SomeCanadian: (e) Seems to be genitalia
 Knice: @KnowLifer From now on (to me), yes. Thank you. :)
 KnowLifer: @Knice female nipple is a fipple?
 SomeOtherCanadian: That hat is impossibly douchey. Not going to comment on the nip.
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
Image 87465   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
983
 
 draakeragon: Who did it better?
 space: @CrustyDusty because you've installed your own switcherinos
 CrustyDusty: @misterjoe: Why did I misread that as "thrust issues"? :0
 elmstreet: @thratchen Give 'em 10 years, until they blob out
 Lestrange: Nailed it imho
 Micro Jackson: Close enough
 thratchen: those are some super-cool tattoos.
 misterjoe: This is why I have trust issues
 crappypants: Top: Vegas 13-year old. Bottom: Her Vegas grandma.
 CrustyDusty: Evil wizards stole my chin
 Frank herbert: nailed it
 SomeOtherCanadian: Bottom is the face produced by all those "weird tricks"
 rand0: Both of these shots are of someone who is totally awesome.
 SomeCanadian: Close enough.
 Knice: I'll take humor over makeup any day.
 Gomi Day: yes, women who typically wear lots of makeup often look very different without it, and when they pose oddly / scrunch up their faces. who knew?!
 Anus: Top: Drunk vision. Bottom: Morning after vision
 caitelyn: It's almost like she has a personality and is a real human, and not just a thing for you to salivate over.
Image 87464   03-02-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
541
 
 draakeragon: How I feel after chewing gum with menthol
 Jotun: There is life in every dank nug.
 duckfarts: this is pretty fucking metal if you think about it
 Christina: Literally.
 Janston: Dr. Petzold's Dank Leaf
 SomeOtherCanadian: Among other things, I can't figure out whether he's inside, or outside...
 Warrax: Truth in advertising for once.
Image 87463   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
332
 
 Chef Says: Rad for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
 Micro Jackson: Check out my invisible ventriloquist dummy
 Kefas: why's she drinkin flower water?
 indolentia: that dude knows how to chug.
 Urn BooUrn: I have an angry inch.
 Jason Steak: Onstage at The Mary Awards
 Warrax: Careful, that hair is about to achieve liftoff.
 Kalos: If only I could look so decadent drinking my wine
Image 87462   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
292
 
 El Barto: @Jesus I did hit "like" on your comment but it's probably also true which is scary and terrible.
 Eleftheros: Im from Utah.... I can't find anything weird about this picture.
 Larp Belb: @anonymous none, because they probably don't vaccinate! :-p
 trucker: @zazzer they're just following good evolutionary tactics
 Korrok: Hopefully I'm wrong about that last part but I still think it's a safe bet.
 Korrok: See those 5 youngest sons in the front row? I'm putting money on at least three of them making an aggregate 16.8 on the Kinsey scale. In layman's terms, I'm betting on three of 'em to turn out to be reeeeeeealy gay. And not Ru Paul gay, Bryan Fischer gay.
 a robot: @anonymous The tallest one
 bigfarter: Hitler Youth still around, huh?
 A duck: Also, the father's name is Jim Bob. Probably not even shortened from James Robert, just good ol' "Jim Bob" on the birth certificate.
 A duck: @White Rice: yeah, this is from back before they had a TV show and a TV network's PR department trying to make them seem normal and well adjusted. Hence the homemade clothes, like they used to wear before their TV show bought them modern, normal people clothes.
 White Rice: @zazzer @Mexico I also think this is an older picture. I thought I remember seeing that the were up to 19 or so, but that might have been including the son that got married & started production of his own brood (and I think that was the son with the "legal issues" but I try to avoid knowing too much about these folks)
 male anon: goon culture strikes again....
 nuke em: @Jesus If we're lucky, they'll vote for one of those really crazy parties with a name like "Christian Family Party." Or, if we're very lucky, they'll be extra-crazy and won't vote for some weird, poorly understood dogmatic reason.
 Turts: @Knice "If you see him...Shoot him in the Face!"
 anonymous: How many have autism?
 Lutha: i thought human cloning was illegal
 indolentia: "and that's my amazing ping pong ball trick!" "those aren't pong balls, those are babies!"
 Jesus: just look at all of these future republicans
 Frank herbert: @Robespierre sadly your probably right. alot of times the women are 'bred' to be subservient to the men. fun is rarely to be had during sexy 'work'
 wooden boy: @Robespierre I'm guessing that for the patriarch, sure, but the wimminfolk are expected to be demure and ashamed at their sinful ministrations.
 Jesus: which one's the favourite?
 Big Beagler: @Frank herbert I'm not convinced that sexual "fun" is in their vocabulary.
 Frank herbert: @zazzer that and they have a lot of fun
 misterjoe: It's a vagina, not a clown car
 Janston: What, are you starting a fucking militia? The world doesn't need that many of you.
 prius: @Mexico The Quiverfull Movement is a Christian Fundamentalist movement that seeks to "outbreed" "inferior" people. It's a weird, gross cult. But, hey, at least Jesus loves them more than us.
 fumbduck: Your body is not a clown car.
 anonymous: Which one is the child molester?
 Mexico: Fourteen children. Fourteen. Why?
 Mr.Cadwallader: It's a vicious cycle. You have one kid so the milkman has to come by, then you have more kids as the milkman has to make more deliveries, and so on
 Kalos: Big Love has been renewed?
 Knice: STOP. FUCKING.
Image 87461   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Image 87460 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rhombo Dimple. We'll pray for you, Rhombo Dimple.
Image 87459 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by the snark. We'll pray for you, the snark.
Score:
741
 
 Manu Shinobili: @hnnngh RETREAT, BUT BURN ALL THE CATNIP
 hnnngh: Mewlysses S Grant
 Frank herbert: @Scoo would be a spotless record of not for the fishbowl incident of 1872
 Science: Mr. Softpaws remained closeted with the President and General Mittens all the afternoon. The news does not seem pleasant. At least, he is not inclined to tell me any of it. He satisfied himself with telling me how sensible and soldierly this handsome General Mittens is. - Mary Softpaws, 1861
 Scoo: Decorated for valor in the Battle of Breadtie and the Red Dot Campaign
Image 87458   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 VoR: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
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