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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
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 Borkf: @SomeCanadian That was actually an unintended pun. Let's pretend I meant it though.
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf Haha, cause they're mushrooms, and they're on a stool. STOOL. Haha.
 Borkf: Someone really needs to clean their stool.
 CrustyDusty: Somone really likes Panaeolus semiovatus. ALOT.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Badger, snake, etc.
Image 87466   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Joe Bird
Score:
247
 
 draakeragon: really awkward
 BlarfyB: Needs more denim.
 westerner: @Gomi Day Exactly
 Science: That guy looks extremely uncomfortable. Like "I'm shooting an ad for wallets, why did I have to take off my pants" uncomfortable...
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I got pregnant just from looking at this
 anonymous: Pretty sure that I can see the tip near the bottom button
 Urchin: This Canadian porn is weird
 your nana: (b)(f)(d)
 CrustyDusty: The 70s were confusing times... thankfully we figured it all out by the end of the 80s when nobody cared anymore.
 Gomi Day: the daisies are a nice touch.
 Warrax: I've had enough of these fake denim fanboys, posing half naked to get attention because they don't even know the right way to wear the denim.
 SomeCanadian: (e) Seems to be genitalia
 Knice: @KnowLifer From now on (to me), yes. Thank you. :)
 KnowLifer: @Knice female nipple is a fipple?
 SomeOtherCanadian: That hat is impossibly douchey. Not going to comment on the nip.
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
Image 87465   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
1009
 
 draakeragon: Who did it better?
 space: @CrustyDusty because you've installed your own switcherinos
 CrustyDusty: @misterjoe: Why did I misread that as "thrust issues"? :0
 elmstreet: @thratchen Give 'em 10 years, until they blob out
 Lestrange: Nailed it imho
 Micro Jackson: Close enough
 thratchen: those are some super-cool tattoos.
 misterjoe: This is why I have trust issues
 crappypants: Top: Vegas 13-year old. Bottom: Her Vegas grandma.
 CrustyDusty: Evil wizards stole my chin
 Frank herbert: nailed it
 SomeOtherCanadian: Bottom is the face produced by all those "weird tricks"
 rand0: Both of these shots are of someone who is totally awesome.
 SomeCanadian: Close enough.
 Knice: I'll take humor over makeup any day.
 Gomi Day: yes, women who typically wear lots of makeup often look very different without it, and when they pose oddly / scrunch up their faces. who knew?!
 Anus: Top: Drunk vision. Bottom: Morning after vision
 caitelyn: It's almost like she has a personality and is a real human, and not just a thing for you to salivate over.
Image 87464   03-02-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
541
 
 draakeragon: How I feel after chewing gum with menthol
 Jotun: There is life in every dank nug.
 duckfarts: this is pretty fucking metal if you think about it
 Christina: Literally.
 Janston: Dr. Petzold's Dank Leaf
 SomeOtherCanadian: Among other things, I can't figure out whether he's inside, or outside...
 Warrax: Truth in advertising for once.
Image 87463   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
332
 
 Chef Says: Rad for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
 Micro Jackson: Check out my invisible ventriloquist dummy
 Kefas: why's she drinkin flower water?
 indolentia: that dude knows how to chug.
 Urn BooUrn: I have an angry inch.
 Jason Steak: Onstage at The Mary Awards
 Warrax: Careful, that hair is about to achieve liftoff.
 Kalos: If only I could look so decadent drinking my wine
Image 87462   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
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 El Barto: @Jesus I did hit "like" on your comment but it's probably also true which is scary and terrible.
 Eleftheros: Im from Utah.... I can't find anything weird about this picture.
 Larp Belb: @anonymous none, because they probably don't vaccinate! :-p
 trucker: @zazzer they're just following good evolutionary tactics
 Korrok: Hopefully I'm wrong about that last part but I still think it's a safe bet.
 Korrok: See those 5 youngest sons in the front row? I'm putting money on at least three of them making an aggregate 16.8 on the Kinsey scale. In layman's terms, I'm betting on three of 'em to turn out to be reeeeeeealy gay. And not Ru Paul gay, Bryan Fischer gay.
 a robot: @anonymous The tallest one
 bigfarter: Hitler Youth still around, huh?
 A duck: Also, the father's name is Jim Bob. Probably not even shortened from James Robert, just good ol' "Jim Bob" on the birth certificate.
 A duck: @White Rice: yeah, this is from back before they had a TV show and a TV network's PR department trying to make them seem normal and well adjusted. Hence the homemade clothes, like they used to wear before their TV show bought them modern, normal people clothes.
 White Rice: @zazzer @Mexico I also think this is an older picture. I thought I remember seeing that the were up to 19 or so, but that might have been including the son that got married & started production of his own brood (and I think that was the son with the "legal issues" but I try to avoid knowing too much about these folks)
 male anon: goon culture strikes again....
 nuke em: @Jesus If we're lucky, they'll vote for one of those really crazy parties with a name like "Christian Family Party." Or, if we're very lucky, they'll be extra-crazy and won't vote for some weird, poorly understood dogmatic reason.
 Turts: @Knice "If you see him...Shoot him in the Face!"
 anonymous: How many have autism?
 Lutha: i thought human cloning was illegal
 indolentia: "and that's my amazing ping pong ball trick!" "those aren't pong balls, those are babies!"
 Jesus: just look at all of these future republicans
 Frank herbert: @Robespierre sadly your probably right. alot of times the women are 'bred' to be subservient to the men. fun is rarely to be had during sexy 'work'
 wooden boy: @Robespierre I'm guessing that for the patriarch, sure, but the wimminfolk are expected to be demure and ashamed at their sinful ministrations.
 Jesus: which one's the favourite?
 Big Beagler: @Frank herbert I'm not convinced that sexual "fun" is in their vocabulary.
 Frank herbert: @zazzer that and they have a lot of fun
 misterjoe: It's a vagina, not a clown car
 Janston: What, are you starting a fucking militia? The world doesn't need that many of you.
 prius: @Mexico The Quiverfull Movement is a Christian Fundamentalist movement that seeks to "outbreed" "inferior" people. It's a weird, gross cult. But, hey, at least Jesus loves them more than us.
 fumbduck: Your body is not a clown car.
 anonymous: Which one is the child molester?
 Mexico: Fourteen children. Fourteen. Why?
 Mr.Cadwallader: It's a vicious cycle. You have one kid so the milkman has to come by, then you have more kids as the milkman has to make more deliveries, and so on
 Kalos: Big Love has been renewed?
 Knice: STOP. FUCKING.
Image 87461   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Image 87460 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rhombo Dimple. We'll pray for you, Rhombo Dimple.
Image 87459 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by the snark. Your image was bad, the snark.
Score:
767
 
 Manu Shinobili: @hnnngh RETREAT, BUT BURN ALL THE CATNIP
 hnnngh: Mewlysses S Grant
 Frank herbert: @Scoo would be a spotless record of not for the fishbowl incident of 1872
 Science: Mr. Softpaws remained closeted with the President and General Mittens all the afternoon. The news does not seem pleasant. At least, he is not inclined to tell me any of it. He satisfied himself with telling me how sensible and soldierly this handsome General Mittens is. - Mary Softpaws, 1861
 waxymom: Decorated for valor in the Battle of Breadtie and the Red Dot Campaign
Image 87458   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 VoR: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
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