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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
746
 
 Picklepuss: that must have been one hell of a birthday party
 A duck: Died on her birthday. Wonder how many people made that, "LOL Ur birthday just means one year closer to death!" joke
 WaffleIron: "Her humor lives on" - damn right it does mom. good work
 Darth Bater: Feed the meter to start the horror movie.
 KnowLifer: Rest in fees
Image 87050   02-29-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
500
 
 Dick Inspector: Time to release the cats.
 duckfarts: nice album cover
 my wheelhouse: Had three once. I do love the pigs of guinea!
 Frank herbert: is this one pig, many shots, or really 5 pigs?
 WetWilly: is this a meme
 Ghabo: Hey there cat-lovers, are you sick of you feline friends showing even the barest amount of interest in you? Are you tired of your kitties acting only aloof when you pet them instead shrieking in terror, hyper-ventilating, and scratching you? Can't stand the convenience of a an animal that poops in a litter box rather than anywhere-it-damn-well-pleases? Then you may just be ready to adopt a guinea pig!
 VoR: @Robespierre feel like they have no bones...creepy
 redpeepee: @VoR I've always looked upon them as vile and vicious creatures.
 VoR: Wretched things, full of hate.
 CuriouSir: i thought they were turds at first
 KnowLifer: stairway to guineapig heaven
Image 87049   02-29-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
334
 
 duckfarts: well, they are now
 Pingu IRL: you think this is funny?
 Frank herbert: he's talking to the officer. at least he had a helmet
 Sprinkles: Welcome to hell...
 Sadbot: @Borkf A drunk with a truck can perform undreamed of feats
 Bone Loc: i'm not surprised. the driver of this truck was sitting in a wheelchair, IN THE TRUCK, what a dummy
 Niels Bohr: This person is at the top of their fuck up game. I salute you.
 a robot: @Borkf Careful planning and flawless execution
 Borkf: How.... how?
 CuriouSir: @KnowLifer he doesnt have the sign hanging from his rear view.
 KnowLifer: Well, this car IS a little handicaped. So what's wrong?
Image 87048   02-29-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
318
 
 WaffleIron: Clever girl
 Kalos: Best date I ever had.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Pellegrinosaurus relies on the water's natural lithium content to keep him from eating everyone in the house
 NoRagrets: Poor guy can't even reach his plate.
Image 87047   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
459
 
 indolentia: i've got a job for yeh.
 Sharkface: EXTREMELY popular in 1972
 Mr. Pepper: "Hi, I'm Blue Iris"
 Skaalar: HIRED!!
 Bone Loc: @DonkeyPuncher yeah, and also on that hole that she fell into
 Anus: They should put a cover on that manhole
 Borkf: Now she's thinking with portals.
 grizzly: @Knice old folks need love, too.
 Knice: *sigh* Well, this won't be my proudest fap...
 KnowLifer: Help me. My legs are stuck
Image 87046   02-29-16   Uploaded by    betamax
Image 87045 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by night shift. You have brought shame on us, night shift.
Score:
311
 
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia Uh-oh, better call Maaco
 Air Biscuit: Rest in peace wesley
 Borb Prembus: @anonymous @Ulillillia: Thank you so much... I had shut down the pathway to Wesley Willis long ago, along with many other horrors from dorm living back in the day. I can almost hear the keytar and drum machine now.
 Anus: Kite breaking diarrhea sounds like the worst kind ever
 Scoo: I read that as "Today I am crunky"
 Scoo: @Ulillillia Wheaties - breakfast of champions
 anonymous: @Ulillillia I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea! Pretty sure that was a Wesley Willis song.
 aristocat: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Image 87044   02-29-16   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
216
 
 twenty4: it's friggin' delicious is what it is.
 rockkstar: congrats on your bad post
 Big Bong Theory: Labeling it 'spicy' is redundant.
 A duck: Dong Won is rau dongin' it tonight
 a robot: Dong Won
 KnowLifer: 'ol spicy dong
 anonymous: Wha ra u dong?
 CuriouSir: spicy etc. + dominic + dick joke #3754
 Niels Bohr: Dominique you rat...
 SoyUnPerdedor: Wang Dong brand's spicy fresh Dong is much better, I heard
Image 87043   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
496
 
 AdamBomb286: It looks like a salt shaker.
 Skaalar: Ghost in the Shell just didn't hold my attention... I know a lot of people like it, but it just got to the point where spider robots were getting boring.
 Fishy: I wonder what its voice sounds like.
 WaffleIron: I wish to see the solid squirtle system now.
 windmill78: Bulbikoma
Image 87042   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
273
 
 Scoo: Imagine opening an oyster and finding this!
 Micro Jackson: I'd like to comment but I don't know how to spell cthulhu
 SomeCanadian: Is that octopus doing George Takei's fan dance?
Image 87041   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
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