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258337  Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

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258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

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258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

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 Picklepuss: that must have been one hell of a birthday party
 A duck: Died on her birthday. Wonder how many people made that, "LOL Ur birthday just means one year closer to death!" joke
 WaffleIron: "Her humor lives on" - damn right it does mom. good work
 Darth Bater: Feed the meter to start the horror movie.
 KnowLifer: Rest in fees
Image 87050   02-29-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
 Dick Inspector: Time to release the cats.
 duckfarts: nice album cover
 carpwoman: Had three once. I do love the pigs of guinea!
 Frank herbert: is this one pig, many shots, or really 5 pigs?
 WetWilly: is this a meme
 Ghabo: Hey there cat-lovers, are you sick of you feline friends showing even the barest amount of interest in you? Are you tired of your kitties acting only aloof when you pet them instead shrieking in terror, hyper-ventilating, and scratching you? Can't stand the convenience of a an animal that poops in a litter box rather than anywhere-it-damn-well-pleases? Then you may just be ready to adopt a guinea pig!
 VoR: @Robespierre feel like they have no bones...creepy
 redpeepee: @VoR I've always looked upon them as vile and vicious creatures.
 VoR: Wretched things, full of hate.
 CuriouSir: i thought they were turds at first
 KnowLifer: stairway to guineapig heaven
Image 87049   02-29-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
 duckfarts: well, they are now
 Pingu IRL: you think this is funny?
 Frank herbert: he's talking to the officer. at least he had a helmet
 Sprinkles: Welcome to hell...
 Sadbot: @Borkf A drunk with a truck can perform undreamed of feats
 Bone Loc: i'm not surprised. the driver of this truck was sitting in a wheelchair, IN THE TRUCK, what a dummy
 Niels Bohr: This person is at the top of their fuck up game. I salute you.
 a robot: @Borkf Careful planning and flawless execution
 Borkf: How.... how?
 CuriouSir: @KnowLifer he doesnt have the sign hanging from his rear view.
 KnowLifer: Well, this car IS a little handicaped. So what's wrong?
Image 87048   02-29-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 WaffleIron: Clever girl
 Kalos: Best date I ever had.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Pellegrinosaurus relies on the water's natural lithium content to keep him from eating everyone in the house
 NoRagrets: Poor guy can't even reach his plate.
Image 87047   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 indolentia: i've got a job for yeh.
 Sharkface: EXTREMELY popular in 1972
 Mr. Pepper: "Hi, I'm Blue Iris"
 Skaalar: HIRED!!
 Bone Loc: @DonkeyPuncher yeah, and also on that hole that she fell into
 Anus: They should put a cover on that manhole
 Borkf: Now she's thinking with portals.
 grizzly: @Knice old folks need love, too.
 Knice: *sigh* Well, this won't be my proudest fap...
 KnowLifer: Help me. My legs are stuck
Image 87046   02-29-16   Uploaded by    betamax
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 duckfarts: @Ulillillia Uh-oh, better call Maaco
 Air Biscuit: Rest in peace wesley
 Borb Prembus: @anonymous @Ulillillia: Thank you so much... I had shut down the pathway to Wesley Willis long ago, along with many other horrors from dorm living back in the day. I can almost hear the keytar and drum machine now.
 Anus: Kite breaking diarrhea sounds like the worst kind ever
 Scoo: I read that as "Today I am crunky"
 Scoo: @Ulillillia Wheaties - breakfast of champions
 anonymous: @Ulillillia I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea, I have diarrhea! Pretty sure that was a Wesley Willis song.
 aristocat: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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 tib gubb: it's friggin' delicious is what it is.
 rockkstar: congrats on your bad post
 Big Bong Theory: Labeling it 'spicy' is redundant.
 A duck: Dong Won is rau dongin' it tonight
 a robot: Dong Won
 KnowLifer: 'ol spicy dong
 anonymous: Wha ra u dong?
 CuriouSir: spicy etc. + dominic + dick joke #3754
 Niels Bohr: Dominique you rat...
 SoyUnPerdedor: Wang Dong brand's spicy fresh Dong is much better, I heard
Image 87043   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
 AdamBomb286: It looks like a salt shaker.
 Skaalar: Ghost in the Shell just didn't hold my attention... I know a lot of people like it, but it just got to the point where spider robots were getting boring.
 Fishy: I wonder what its voice sounds like.
 WaffleIron: I wish to see the solid squirtle system now.
 windmill78: Bulbikoma
Image 87042   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Shay
 Scoo: Imagine opening an oyster and finding this!
 Micro Jackson: I'd like to comment but I don't know how to spell cthulhu
 SomeCanadian: Is that octopus doing George Takei's fan dance?
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