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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 KingTrebek: @DrinkMixMan it doesn't look like he has anything to expose
 DrinkMixMan: Barry Allen is going to expose himself in public?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Par for flash comics.
Image 86613   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
260
 
 Korrok: I hate this song. I just wanted you people to know that.
 Larfles: I see what you did there.
 Mr. Butt: People the sherif shot: (pie chart is just a black circle)
Image 86612   02-27-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
423
 
 dobbiesdoogs: he doesn't solve crime, he causes it
 Shay: Ruff McGruff was booked that day.
 Frank herbert: in many places bestiality is a crime.
 DrinkMixMan: I thought the only crime at Jack in the Box was the food.
 Mexico: He killed two men in Reno back in the day. Now he warns children not be like him.
 Mexico: He killed two men in Reno back in the day. Now he warns children not to be like him.
 willowsprite: Hard to see. Too reflecty.
 windmill78: Jack Box is taking a picture with the sexual harassment panda next.
 iamthewalrus: Any relation to Uncle Buckle, the Safety Buffalo?
 omgpro: When it comes to crime, he's going to kick ass
Image 86611   02-27-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
273
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Faithful hound, our new home awaits us at the tip of that dick-looking spire on the right"
Image 86610   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Crimp Flumopert
Score:
147
 
 tib gubb: thug lyfe
 Bernie 2016: I live for this
 werterland: That dog appears to be a Frito bandito.
 fanny: well, at least this dog has a legit excuse for having feet that smell like corn chips
 fink: We power this dog with Fritos.
Image 86609   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Bungle
Score:
542
 
 CuriouSir: "I fucked up my car, but its cool, there was an ice crean store!"
 Grandmas Ghost: To the aliens: This is how we make ice cream
 kensin: @SomeOtherCanadian They'll catch you before you catch them!
 Fishy: Not my car, not my problem.
 Janston: Get that dog away from there, idiots!
 drhilljack: this is the picture in the dictionary for DGAF
 crudites: I wish I could do anything with half the style that guy is eating that ice cream.
 Scoo: Haters gonna hate
 willowsprite: Aw yeah, I caused that accident but I don't care! *swagger*
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre fine, I guess it will be "yellow oblong berry-fruit" from now on! And I'll try my darndest to find (catch) 'em all.
 NoRagrets: #justcarefreedadthings
 Lemonator: @SomeOtherCanadian The Friendly Spaceship holds many secrets - can you identify them all?
 CrustyDusty: That dog is licking up the antifreeze. Poor dog, betting he no longer barks with us.
 Frank herbert: @Warrax dammit! is this another joke about my mom
 SomeOtherCanadian: ... I'm just going to stop trying
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wow, autocorrect swapped apple for apple...weird.
 Frank herbert: @Warrax dammit! is this another joke about my mom
 SomeOtherCanadian: *Crashes car in epic parking fail* "Well, at least I still have my apple chocolate chunk ice cream cone" *struts away while licking enthusiastically*
 SomeOtherCanadian: *Crashes car in epic parking fail* "Well, at least I still have my apple chocolate chunk ice cream cone" *struts away while licking enthusiastically*
 Warrax: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Image 86608   02-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: @SomeOtherCanadian that guy is in OUCH-schwitz
 fanny: @willowsprite probably good old fashion child abuse
 willowsprite: What's on the next panel? WHATS ON THE NEXT PANELLLL?!
 Fuzzpot: Roy Lichtenstein may be going a bit demented
 nclaw: @San DoDo it has quite an appetite for my originals
 Fancy Clown: Also, that kid is a shithead.
 Scoo: So meta!
 San DoDo: lol, who UL porn here AG-image bot?
 Fancy Clown: @Shay That's more correct I think...
 San DoDo: just read this: IMAGE BOT tries its hardest to properly sort and classify images. It rejects over 200 pieces of spam, porn, and classics every day, keeping friendly spaceship interesting and work-safe. If your upload is rejected by IMAGE BOT, just upload something else.
 Shay: @Fancy Clown I was thinking Dominic pulled the ol' spicy Lego.
 Yam: Fuck you, Tin Tin
 SomeOtherCanadian: I didn't know they got to play with Lego in concentration camps (judging by their outfits)
 windmill78: The worst pain
 Fancy Clown: The old spicy foot
Image 86607   02-27-16   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
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 ThatGuy: Call me racist, but I can't tell any of these people apart
 Weedheart: thank you jesus
 Janston: Just SARS things.
 fumbduck: You merely adopted the matrimony. I was born in it, moulded by it.
 CrustyDusty: Let's all rise for the mumbling of the vows..."
 Shay: @San DoDo Oh dear...that's even worse, she ripped a mmmmeeeaannnn queef.
 San DoDo: @Shay that is the groom's mother, how dare you!
 NoRagrets: @Shay Guy to the left of him just smelled it and is trying not to throw up.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Shay and he looks so pleased about it
 Shay: The guy in the middle is not wearing a mask, so he's the bastard who ripped a wicked fart.
Image 86606   02-27-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
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 Spray Tan: Well were they?
 a robot: @Ulillillia Yahoo Serious film festival?
 CrustyDusty: @fanny @Shay 'scuse me, it's "your". Hate when people get it twisted
 CrustyDusty: BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP e.o
 Brunkey: Dunning-Kruger effect in action
 fanny: @Ulillillia you just no smart
 Shay: Yeah, if you're so smart, why don't you cut your own hair then?"
 SomeOtherCanadian: At least they put quotation marks to add to the incredulous nature of the claim.
 not i spy: I know those words, but in that order they make no sense.
Image 86605   02-27-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
508
 
 willowsprite: One man's trash is another man's treasure!
 Knice: CaCAW!! Sort your recycleables! CaCAW!!!
 fanny: Birdman sucked but Birdman 2 looks promising
 NoRagrets: He's not the guardian the sanitation department needs, but the one they deserve.
 Warrax: I like to think he found them in the trash, and was like "hells yes, I'm taking these home!"
 LogicKitty: Every time you bang trash can lids together a garbage angel gets its wings
Image 86604   02-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
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