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233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

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233067 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

232932 mexican: *click*

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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 KingTrebek: @DrinkMixMan it doesn't look like he has anything to expose
 DrinkMixMan: Barry Allen is going to expose himself in public?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Par for flash comics.
Image 86613   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
232
 
 Korrok: I hate this song. I just wanted you people to know that.
 CuriouSir: I had to rad, I love that song
 Larfles: I see what you did there.
 Mr. Butt: People the sherif shot: (pie chart is just a black circle)
Image 86612   02-27-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
423
 
 dobbiesdoogs: he doesn't solve crime, he causes it
 Shay: Ruff McGruff was booked that day.
 Frank herbert: in many places bestiality is a crime.
 DrinkMixMan: I thought the only crime at Jack in the Box was the food.
 Mexico: He killed two men in Reno back in the day. Now he warns children not be like him.
 Mexico: He killed two men in Reno back in the day. Now he warns children not to be like him.
 willowsprite: Hard to see. Too reflecty.
 windmill78: Jack Box is taking a picture with the sexual harassment panda next.
 Robespierre: Any relation to Uncle Buckle, the Safety Buffalo?
 Ulillillia: When it comes to crime, he's going to kick ass
Image 86611   02-27-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
273
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Faithful hound, our new home awaits us at the tip of that dick-looking spire on the right"
Image 86610   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Crimp Flumopert
Score:
147
 
 tib gubb: thug lyfe
 Bernie 2016: I live for this
 werterland: That dog appears to be a Frito bandito.
 fanny: well, at least this dog has a legit excuse for having feet that smell like corn chips
 Ulillillia: We power this dog with Fritos.
Image 86609   02-27-16   Uploaded by    Bungle
Score:
542
 
 CuriouSir: "I fucked up my car, but its cool, there was an ice crean store!"
 Grandmas Ghost: To the aliens: This is how we make ice cream
 Robespierre: @SomeOtherCanadian They'll catch you before you catch them!
 Fishy: Not my car, not my problem.
 Janston: Get that dog away from there, idiots!
 drhilljack: this is the picture in the dictionary for DGAF
 crudites: I wish I could do anything with half the style that guy is eating that ice cream.
 Scoo: Haters gonna hate
 willowsprite: Aw yeah, I caused that accident but I don't care! *swagger*
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre fine, I guess it will be "yellow oblong berry-fruit" from now on! And I'll try my darndest to find (catch) 'em all.
 NoRagrets: #justcarefreedadthings
 Robespierre: @SomeOtherCanadian The Friendly Spaceship holds many secrets - can you identify them all?
 CrustyDusty: That dog is licking up the antifreeze. Poor dog, betting he no longer barks with us.
 Frank herbert: @Warrax dammit! is this another joke about my mom
 SomeOtherCanadian: ... I'm just going to stop trying
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wow, autocorrect swapped apple for apple...weird.
 Frank herbert: @Warrax dammit! is this another joke about my mom
 SomeOtherCanadian: *Crashes car in epic parking fail* "Well, at least I still have my apple chocolate chunk ice cream cone" *struts away while licking enthusiastically*
 SomeOtherCanadian: *Crashes car in epic parking fail* "Well, at least I still have my apple chocolate chunk ice cream cone" *struts away while licking enthusiastically*
 Warrax: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Image 86608   02-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
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 DrinkMixMan: @SomeOtherCanadian that guy is in OUCH-schwitz
 fanny: @willowsprite probably good old fashion child abuse
 willowsprite: What's on the next panel? WHATS ON THE NEXT PANELLLL?!
 Robespierre: Roy Lichtenstein may be going a bit demented
 nclaw: @San DoDo it has quite an appetite for my originals
 Fancy Clown: Also, that kid is a shithead.
 Scoo: So meta!
 San DoDo: lol, who UL porn here AG-image bot?
 Fancy Clown: @Shay That's more correct I think...
 San DoDo: just read this: IMAGE BOT tries its hardest to properly sort and classify images. It rejects over 200 pieces of spam, porn, and classics every day, keeping friendly spaceship interesting and work-safe. If your upload is rejected by IMAGE BOT, just upload something else.
 Shay: @Fancy Clown I was thinking Dominic pulled the ol' spicy Lego.
 Yam: Fuck you, Tin Tin
 SomeOtherCanadian: I didn't know they got to play with Lego in concentration camps (judging by their outfits)
 windmill78: The worst pain
 Fancy Clown: The old spicy foot
Image 86607   02-27-16   Uploaded by    sumo
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 ThatGuy: Call me racist, but I can't tell any of these people apart
 Weedheart: thank you jesus
 Janston: Just SARS things.
 fumbduck: You merely adopted the matrimony. I was born in it, moulded by it.
 CrustyDusty: Let's all rise for the mumbling of the vows..."
 Shay: @San DoDo Oh dear...that's even worse, she ripped a mmmmeeeaannnn queef.
 San DoDo: @Shay that is the groom's mother, how dare you!
 NoRagrets: @Shay Guy to the left of him just smelled it and is trying not to throw up.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Shay and he looks so pleased about it
 Shay: The guy in the middle is not wearing a mask, so he's the bastard who ripped a wicked fart.
Image 86606   02-27-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
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 Spray Tan: Well were they?
 a robot: @Ulillillia Yahoo Serious film festival?
 CrustyDusty: @fanny @Shay 'scuse me, it's "your". Hate when people get it twisted
 CrustyDusty: BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP * BARBERSHOP e.o
 Brunkey: Dunning-Kruger effect in action
 fanny: @Ulillillia you just no smart
 Shay: Yeah, if you're so smart, why don't you cut your own hair then?"
 SomeOtherCanadian: At least they put quotation marks to add to the incredulous nature of the claim.
 Ulillillia: I know those words, but in that order they make no sense.
Image 86605   02-27-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
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 willowsprite: One man's trash is another man's treasure!
 Knice: CaCAW!! Sort your recycleables! CaCAW!!!
 fanny: Birdman sucked but Birdman 2 looks promising
 NoRagrets: He's not the guardian the sanitation department needs, but the one they deserve.
 Warrax: I like to think he found them in the trash, and was like "hells yes, I'm taking these home!"
 LogicKitty: Every time you bang trash can lids together a garbage angel gets its wings
Image 86604   02-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
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