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268023  Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but now someone has to take that down, and I guarantee it won't be Adam

268030  Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?

268003  ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 im 66.666666666% sure thats not correct

268021  ChubbyBuddy: @barfolomew stock up on penicillin

268013  UnknownSample: But I thought I'd go blind?

268023  antipatterns: Viva Comrade Adam!

268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

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267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
894
 
 l.a.: mmm que dicesss
 Janston: Did she died?
 youshall: @Janston Where's Wings Hauser when we really need him?
 Janston: Whoa Dax Shepherd is NOT ok with this.
 Shay: MIOS DIOS
 potato: this porn is boring
 Warrax: !ay caramba!
 edgarallendoh: going to need my glasses for this
 cenecia: [Comments in Spanish]
 PenguinBartender: Oh shit dude, someone shot him right in the Spanish!
 AdaMan: el bang
 SomeCanadian: Gracias soon to be seora esquilito
 LKoroton: * "pew"
 LKoroton: "ew" in english means "pum" in spanish
 chhumphrey: Somehow the facial expressions don't match here.
 Throb: If you die in spanish, you die in real life.
 VoR: El bang.
Image 86304   02-26-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 86303 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
384
 
 Shay: Heroin bee attacks again.
 NoRagrets: GET OVER HERE!
 Niels Bohr: To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Sorry.
 SomeCanadian: What a pain in the butt.
 Scoo: Streeeeeeetch!
 Borkf: Mutant bee is firing stingers at you.
 VoR: Get over here!
 chefcore: Sir, you must have done that bee a real frighten to make it commit suicide.
 Throb: You're supposed to be dead, bee. What are you doing flying?
Image 86302   02-26-16   Uploaded by    fenrisw01f
Score:
559
 
 Brain: I might have to turn Republican if they try to go through with the bread thing.
 Korrok: Fine, they can put a Beyonce album on my iPod, but they need to take that stupid U2 album off first!
 WaffleIron: Bring back britney? I feel a bout of republicanism coming on!
 Skaalar: I just want to be comfortable!! Why are my footwear combination so offensive!?
 Micro Jackson: Gay agenda? I say Yay Agenda!
 mypasswordispassword: ah, we finally figured out what it is...
 Cheeze: @Cheeze odd... AG doesn't like the accented E (it's "forced" on iPhones)
 Cheeze: Why are Beyonc albums necessary on other peoples phones? If you don't like Beyonc, I question what the point of that is.
 Urchin: I have an Android, am I safe from Beyonce?
 Fishy: I didn't even like the Golden Girls x.x
 Liar tuck: Should gay women feel relieved or left out by the lack of lesbian stereotypes on this list?
 anonymous: I support this platform, I'm voting Gay this year.
 Warrax: I don't want to see people's feet. If you must wear sandals, I insist that you do wear socks.
 Coolguy: I don't Agree with carb free bread
 Scoo: Oooh mandatory brunch
 Bone Loc: this is so gay
 Poop van Pants: I'm not gay but I can get behind the socks/sandals thing
 morakdais: Legalize gay marijuana
 Mr. Butt: The gay community will not progress until they realize that Beyonce is just okay.
Image 86301   02-26-16   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
487
 
 drhenry: Um, FUCK NO.
 CuriouSir: @Korrok thanks for pointing that out, damn blackberry. i cant wait to get a new phone.
 Korrok: @CuriouSir What spider? Is it behind the Whip Scorpion?
 Austin: Quick test out all 3 unforgivable curses
 Kool Aid Man: Do you think he knows
 daver: 'stay cool. it's just the acid.'
 CuriouSir: this man didnt notice the spider on his face until his girlfriend showed him this picture!
 p-niiice: he's brave and all, but there no guarantee that that bug won't shit on his face
 Coolguy: Damn, this is NOPE approaching infinity
 Borkf: Hey, dude, you've got something on your face.
 luxuslurch: Spider porn alert! Oh, why does no one ever think of the children?
Image 86300   02-26-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
819
 
 Kool Aid Man: Has a paw for a dick
 CrookedCop: I am mostly impressed at how well that porch swing is holding up
 Heh: @SomeCanadian Just hit cap with five more big dogs.
 Bluetocracy: does this dog have a saddle?
 SomeCanadian: @Heh Take all my (+)'s my friend. All of them.
 Heh: @SomeCanadian i've been posting so many of them.
 turtled: What a lovely creature!
 Borkf: @VoR Yeah, wasn't that long ago! Very much enjoying the friendly part. Very little arguing for a website with comments sections.
 VoR: @Borkf Ah Borkf I remember you when you were just a red. Now look. Feeding the friendly spaceship
 a robot: That's the tamest direwolf I ever did see
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian Ask, and ye shall receive. When within 24 hours of approval.
 VoR: @SomeCanadian More!
 SomeCanadian: This current trend of bear-dogs, I like it. ANOTHER!
Image 86299   02-26-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
926
 
 Korrok: Gracias, senior muerte!
 Korrok: Gracias, senior muerte!
 Shay: Doctor's orders.
 anonymous: I pay special attention to my bowels with a variety of toys
 Warrax: This guy's cool, I like his style.
 Anus: The other day my bowels asked me for help with homework and I just turned up the volume on the TV and ignored them
 chhumphrey: Writing advised by Yoda, this was but punctuation they forgot.
 Poop van Pants: The irony here is that this Indiana , all that stuff is basically their state motto
 Mattixvii: I'm reading this on the toilet and I have no fucking idea if it counts as neglect.
 Borkf: This plants bowels would thrive #86258 . Plants have bowels, right?
 luxuslurch: Well, turns out there's evidence to support the assumption that foul air and neglected bowels are related.
 Catcat: Bolt your foot? With a boltgun or something?
 ModelTRex: Death lookin' fly.
 shitshow: FUCK OFF, BOWELS.
 SomeCanadian: NEGLECT YOUR BOWELS.
Image 86298   02-26-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
487
 
 indolentia: BJ Jimbob is a sonofa bitch.
 Warrax: I, too, am a neighbor. We have a lot in common Billie Joe Jimbob.
 chhumphrey: The spelling of his name made me immediately question the spelling of "Neighbor"
 SomeCanadian: Who was of course the father of Jim Billy BobJoeJoe JimJoeJim Billy IV, AKA Kanye West.
 windmill78: you might be a redneck if...
Image 86297   02-26-16   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
648
 
 chhumphrey: This is for a concert in 2014? Good job, vintage artist!
 KnowLifer: Prius
 Sadbot: Primus is rad
 berlin: Girl with green hammer vs Sydney Opera House on legs.
 VoR: Super sledge saves your skin
 fumbduck: Primus sucks
Image 86296   02-26-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
399
 
 VoR: @WaffleIron .......wat? oh.
 WaffleIron: Once I found out that you can make these on a website I now assume every one of them is fake.
 Noremak: Needs a comma after "although."
 Jesus: Very droll exchange
 AdaMan: Quite the repartee
 Joseph: "Touch"
 VoR: @Cheeze Oh that "your" my bad
 VoR: @Cheeze I feel like this is dangerous ground, but I think etiquette states that written text should be written in full. Though it is in a speech bubble...do we have a resident grammar nazi?
 VoR: *Touche'
 Cheeze: *you're
Image 86295   02-26-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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