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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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Score:
894
 
 l.a.: mmm que dicesss
 Janston: Did she died?
 youshall: @Janston Where's Wings Hauser when we really need him?
 Janston: Whoa Dax Shepherd is NOT ok with this.
 Shay: MIOS DIOS
 potato: this porn is boring
 Warrax: !ay caramba!
 edgarallendoh: going to need my glasses for this
 cenecia: [Comments in Spanish]
 PenguinBartender: Oh shit dude, someone shot him right in the Spanish!
 AdaMan: el bang
 SomeCanadian: Gracias soon to be seora esquilito
 LKoroton: * "pew"
 LKoroton: "ew" in english means "pum" in spanish
 chhumphrey: Somehow the facial expressions don't match here.
 Throb: If you die in spanish, you die in real life.
 VoR: El bang.
Image 86304   02-26-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 86303 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
384
 
 Shay: Heroin bee attacks again.
 NoRagrets: GET OVER HERE!
 Niels Bohr: To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Sorry.
 SomeCanadian: What a pain in the butt.
 Scoo: Streeeeeeetch!
 Borkf: Mutant bee is firing stingers at you.
 VoR: Get over here!
 chefcore: Sir, you must have done that bee a real frighten to make it commit suicide.
 Throb: You're supposed to be dead, bee. What are you doing flying?
Image 86302   02-26-16   Uploaded by    fenrisw01f
Score:
559
 
 Brain: I might have to turn Republican if they try to go through with the bread thing.
 Korrok: Fine, they can put a Beyonce album on my iPod, but they need to take that stupid U2 album off first!
 WaffleIron: Bring back britney? I feel a bout of republicanism coming on!
 Skaalar: I just want to be comfortable!! Why are my footwear combination so offensive!?
 Micro Jackson: Gay agenda? I say Yay Agenda!
 mypasswordispassword: ah, we finally figured out what it is...
 Cheeze: @Cheeze odd... AG doesn't like the accented E (it's "forced" on iPhones)
 Cheeze: Why are Beyonc albums necessary on other peoples phones? If you don't like Beyonc, I question what the point of that is.
 Urchin: I have an Android, am I safe from Beyonce?
 Fishy: I didn't even like the Golden Girls x.x
 Liar tuck: Should gay women feel relieved or left out by the lack of lesbian stereotypes on this list?
 anonymous: I support this platform, I'm voting Gay this year.
 Warrax: I don't want to see people's feet. If you must wear sandals, I insist that you do wear socks.
 Coolguy: I don't Agree with carb free bread
 Scoo: Oooh mandatory brunch
 Bone Loc: this is so gay
 Poop van Pants: I'm not gay but I can get behind the socks/sandals thing
 morakdais: Legalize gay marijuana
 Mr. Butt: The gay community will not progress until they realize that Beyonce is just okay.
Image 86301   02-26-16   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
487
 
 drhenry: Um, FUCK NO.
 CuriouSir: @Korrok thanks for pointing that out, damn blackberry. i cant wait to get a new phone.
 Korrok: @CuriouSir What spider? Is it behind the Whip Scorpion?
 Austin: Quick test out all 3 unforgivable curses
 Kool Aid Man: Do you think he knows
 daver: 'stay cool. it's just the acid.'
 CuriouSir: this man didnt notice the spider on his face until his girlfriend showed him this picture!
 p-niiice: he's brave and all, but there no guarantee that that bug won't shit on his face
 Coolguy: Damn, this is NOPE approaching infinity
 Borkf: Hey, dude, you've got something on your face.
 luxuslurch: Spider porn alert! Oh, why does no one ever think of the children?
Image 86300   02-26-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
819
 
 Kool Aid Man: Has a paw for a dick
 CrookedCop: I am mostly impressed at how well that porch swing is holding up
 Heh: @SomeCanadian Just hit cap with five more big dogs.
 Bluetocracy: does this dog have a saddle?
 SomeCanadian: @Heh Take all my (+)'s my friend. All of them.
 Heh: @SomeCanadian i've been posting so many of them.
 Mr. Shine: What a lovely creature!
 Borkf: @VoR Yeah, wasn't that long ago! Very much enjoying the friendly part. Very little arguing for a website with comments sections.
 VoR: @Borkf Ah Borkf I remember you when you were just a red. Now look. Feeding the friendly spaceship
 a robot: That's the tamest direwolf I ever did see
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian Ask, and ye shall receive. When within 24 hours of approval.
 VoR: @SomeCanadian More!
 SomeCanadian: This current trend of bear-dogs, I like it. ANOTHER!
Image 86299   02-26-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
926
 
 Korrok: Gracias, senior muerte!
 Korrok: Gracias, senior muerte!
 Shay: Doctor's orders.
 anonymous: I pay special attention to my bowels with a variety of toys
 Warrax: This guy's cool, I like his style.
 Anus: The other day my bowels asked me for help with homework and I just turned up the volume on the TV and ignored them
 chhumphrey: Writing advised by Yoda, this was but punctuation they forgot.
 Poop van Pants: The irony here is that this Indiana , all that stuff is basically their state motto
 Mattixvii: I'm reading this on the toilet and I have no fucking idea if it counts as neglect.
 Borkf: This plants bowels would thrive #86258 . Plants have bowels, right?
 luxuslurch: Well, turns out there's evidence to support the assumption that foul air and neglected bowels are related.
 Catcat: Bolt your foot? With a boltgun or something?
 ModelTRex: Death lookin' fly.
 shitshow: FUCK OFF, BOWELS.
 SomeCanadian: NEGLECT YOUR BOWELS.
Image 86298   02-26-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
487
 
 indolentia: BJ Jimbob is a sonofa bitch.
 Warrax: I, too, am a neighbor. We have a lot in common Billie Joe Jimbob.
 chhumphrey: The spelling of his name made me immediately question the spelling of "Neighbor"
 SomeCanadian: Who was of course the father of Jim Billy BobJoeJoe JimJoeJim Billy IV, AKA Kanye West.
 windmill78: you might be a redneck if...
Image 86297   02-26-16   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
648
 
 chhumphrey: This is for a concert in 2014? Good job, vintage artist!
 KnowLifer: Prius
 Sadbot: Primus is rad
 berlin: Girl with green hammer vs Sydney Opera House on legs.
 VoR: Super sledge saves your skin
 fumbduck: Primus sucks
Image 86296   02-26-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
399
 
 VoR: @WaffleIron .......wat? oh.
 WaffleIron: Once I found out that you can make these on a website I now assume every one of them is fake.
 Noremak: Needs a comma after "although."
 Jesus: Very droll exchange
 AdaMan: Quite the repartee
 Joseph: "Touch"
 VoR: @Cheeze Oh that "your" my bad
 VoR: @Cheeze I feel like this is dangerous ground, but I think etiquette states that written text should be written in full. Though it is in a speech bubble...do we have a resident grammar nazi?
 VoR: *Touche'
 Cheeze: *you're
Image 86295   02-26-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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