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237935  WTF: Buttsniff and...?

237931  White Rice: @Himesama well, now you know what to do if you ever get in an argument worthy of petty annoyances & childish -revenge-

237928  Warrax: Pisa flavored ice cream? I dunno about that.

237921  Not A Bot: What can you do. Dare to be stupid.

237935  Warrax: Always am.

237936  White Rice: He just kept hearing things about hot flashes from his great-aunt, so he thought he was helping.

237874  drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!

237876  drtofu: fucking duck

237936  Ulillillia: Good to know, I guess.

237934  mexican: Most obvious social engineering attempt I have ever seen.

237934  NashtasticVoyage: Wow, me too! I wonder if we've met. What's your mother's maiden name?

237934  Off Topic: A paved one.

237926  mrdiron: We've all been there

237941  Nope: Ha, pee stain

237942  Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.

237914  Springbok: He's certainly not cowardly

237917  Springbok: Is that Satan in the bottom right shadows?

237932  charlemagne: the glass eyes make it look so lifelike

237907  charlemagne: that's it ruffles! keep it spinning

237879  Whatever: Uses natural gas I bet

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237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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 Grandmas Ghost: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.
 a robot: @mexican Your original link stands. Everyone is trash.
 mexican: uh whoops. #84898
 mexican: The truth is revealed #84998
 Brunkey: This is going in my next powerpoint
 Poop van Pants: Decision 2016 coming into focus
 greg: @Flarmie you assholes get your own chart
 Flarmie: Good thing I'm in Group C. We're also assholes, but at least we're not on some asshole's chart.
 Kohapi: chart not color-blind accessible
Image 84968   02-20-16   Uploaded by    mexican
 Pizza: @KnowLifer Don't Dead Open Inside
 San DoDo: yes
 KnowLifer: You mean click my this whole fucking time all i had heels to together was?
 Beef Supreme: @Pizza Glenda was a sociopath, Dorothy was a patsy, her travelling companions were henchmen. The book had a bit to say about the Federal Reserve too.
 Pizza: v Growing up is realising that Glinda was a fucking sociopath
 NoRagrets: Yep. Left that tidbit out though because I needed you to finish killing off all my other rival sisters so that I could be the one witch to rule them all!
Image 84967   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Image 84966 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hnnngh. We'll pray for you, hnnngh.
 Mr. Butt: On an unrelated note, I love everything about seeing @Stoner reply to @Pizza
 Korrok: Is he gone? He's gone, isn't he? Dammit, I was hoping he'd say something stupid again.
 Korrok: Sweet Jesus, @Necrophage , what the hell did you even say?
 Robespierre: I've been waiting for this to happen to @Necrophage for a while now - he had been walking a fine line here since Day One
 Noremak: @a robot @MassDefect @shitshow @Fiasco Now I'm thinking of the mod as the Lord of the Sacred Crotch, Arkvoodle.
 Taters: @Amy Housewine i saw a bit of that but it disappeared before i could click the image link. The mods are fast and good about that kind of thing. Probably why this place hasn't turned into stormfront or 4chan yet
 Amy Housewine: So is this him doing this particularly tedious 'thought police' schtick over numerous images?
 fanny: @Pizza no I don't think anything else was said but enough was enough at that point, the damage was done
 Stoner: @Pizza the guy would post racist stuff on any pic that even halfway mentioned islam or muslims or arabs. I would have flagged him but I'm not purple
 Pizza: Before I left, they actually seemed apologetic but they must have said some nasty shit after I'd gone. Anyone else feel like they missed out?
 San DoDo: What happened? Repent! The end is nigh!
 Borkf: The guy next to Snoop has a head growing out of his shoulder.
 Mattixvii: @MassDefect I always picture @moonmoon running into the next room and getting into costume, then doing his best Christian bale batman impression.
 MassDefect: @Alastair That would work too. When the voice of the Mods comes from on high, scrubs get blown off the aggro-mountain.
 a robot: @Alastair @Fiasco @MassDefect Or like DEATH (or our very own @BILL DOOR) from Discworld
 Air Biscuit: I loked the song he wrote about how much he liked trueblood.
 Alastair: @MassDefect @Fiasco my first though was the Greybeards from Skyrim.
 Dobly: Ive tried for the last 5 mins to detective out what possibly could have been said, but im at am impasse. Guess it would help if I was racist
 MassDefect: @Fiasco Yeah, pretty much like that
 shitshow: for a sec I thought that was Patrick Stewart next to Snoop and my brain exploded, because of awesomeness overload.
 Coolguy: Dang...
 Fiasco: @MassDefect Like the God voice from Simpsons?
 MassDefect: Maybe it's because I play too many video games, but I can't help but imagine @AGGRO-GATOR MOD 's posts being read in a booming, disembodied voice from on high with a bit of an echo thrown in for extra effect.
 Noremak: I went out of town for business and I return to this. FFS, people, *be nice.*
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: You have repeatedly made anti-Muslim comments. You have repeatedly made anti-black comments. And today, you called Snoop Dogg the n-word. You are not welcome here. Bye!
 Necrophage: What, exactly, was racist in what is said. Please you teach me.
 Hydraxion: Dayum, this is being used as a threat now
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: @Necrophage's racist tirade has been deleted, but this is a reminder that we do not tolerate racist comments on Aggro-Gator. It's one of our very few rules.
 Matt Face: I always make it after all hell has broken loose, good job Mod for flushing out the racist.
 Borkf: And I apparently either found another switcheronio or autocorrect did me the ol' spicy enlightened.
 Mark As Read: it's very rare that a racist comes here but when they do they get run out on a rail and it's always great @Borkf @Dan Tagonistic @NoRagrets @Pizza @VoR @fanny @Lutha @Amy Housewine @Knice @kate2point0
 Borkf: I feel like I poked the bear and now the bear is enlightened.
 Dan Tagonistic: Wow - I'm only on page two and all this has already happened!
 Pizza: Whoa, what happened while I was gone?
 someguynameded: Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch @Necrophage
 FLAG BOT: User @Necrophage has been flagged by a moderator for this comment.
 VoR: @Pizza speak for your s.......hahaha, couldn't get through it without mistyping
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: No. @Necrophage. Not acceptable and not welcome.
 Pizza: @Necrophage It's okay, so do I. :) We're all oddballs here.
 fanny: holy shit people I don't check AG for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose! I think I'll just sit back and watch how this plays out.
 Lutha: snoop is so on fire in CoD tonight the neighbors could smell the smoke comin' off his controller
 Pizza: Hey Necrophage, maybe you should smoke a J. Because you clearly need to chill out.
 Borkf: If AG was searchable I'd post that "Just good quality weed my friend" link without comment.
 NoRagrets: @Necrophage This was supposed to be a chance to make funny quips about the pic, not a chance for you to get on your soapbox. Perhaps you're on the wrong site.
 Borkf: @Necrophage Yeah, black people never get arrested for drug related crimes. Prison is totally full of white people busted for possession.
 NoRagrets: I got a completely different take from this pic. I see it as Snoop has ordered him some lovely male strippers and they're about to shut it down!!
 Amy Housewine: I don't care if he smokes, but I hope he doesn't shut the fire department down.
 Knice: When you're spittin' so much fire the Department responds...
 kate2point0: definitely would....
Image 84965   02-20-16   Uploaded by    generic
 willowsprite: Get out of the dang car!
 Cami: Now I want to watch Brazil.
 Air Biscuit: Rad for the p1. "The car you can drive all the way to your cubicle "
 Janston: Forgot to tag ya, @Shay
 Janston: Or is it Gilbert Gottfried posing as Nicholas Cage cosplaying as Mr. Bean?
 Warrax: No, no I would not like to supersize. Where do you expect me to put it?
 Shay: At first I thought it was Nicholas Cage cosplaying as Mr. Bean.
 Urn BooUrn: These new Mr. Bean episodes lack the charm of the original.
 Knice: Dem struggz: so real.
Image 84964   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Brunkey
 NuclearWinter: mmm...chocolate
 redmonkey3: I like you baby... just not like that...
 mexican: Forbidden love.
 Clintodon: Dog sadly admits the cow is better at licking than he is.
 Drump Porbs: I told you I'd be back for you boo.
 wordjones: this is me
 doop: See how YOU like it, you slobbering fart licker!
 Kohapi: moments later the poor dog was pulled into the cow's hungry maw
 Coolguy: Dog just got done eating some chicken
 Magma Safe: This fence cannot stop our love.
 Mr. Shine: *SLORP*
 Darth Bater: Here child, rest your head on my tongue.
Image 84963   02-20-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Korrok: It's what plants crave.
 redmonkey3: @ninetailorochimaru 223!
 drhilljack: Holy shite. Polandball is a pokemon.
 kshoxx: When did this become more attractive than this?
 ninetailorochimaru: OMFG THE RAD SCORE IS 90!
 NoRagrets: Because we're beating a dead Horse around here: Electrode you rat! How could you give your trainer the ol' spicy self destruct?
 Mr. Shine: "My heart! I need a defibrillator!" "I got you, bro." *whips out these two cards* "CLEAR!"
 NoRagrets: I'd pick the left everytime. OG picture AND 1st edition.
Image 84962   02-20-16   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 redmonkey3: @ottorongo Powerful Covetesness!
 ottorongo: @Robespierre I have B. Kliban cat christmas ornaments, refrigerator magnets, books, and when I was a kid I had bed sheets, all leftover from the 70's
 Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Eventually. I put up 2 images for consideration, and it tells me I have 5 pending. It's also rejecting virtually all of my submissions as "duplicate images." It's an annoying mystery, I tell you.
 Robespierre: @bug This could be accurate if the car was traveling south from Provo on I-15...
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre MEATLOAF KITTY! Pleazes...
 Robespierre: @ottorongo @a robot: It's B.Kliban, and he predated Larson by at least a decade. He was best known for his cats - I post them from time to time
 ottorongo: @a robot it looks like B. Kliban to me, which I think predates Gary Larson
 a robot: I feel like this is "another cheap knock-off of Gary Larson"
 bug: I disagree. There are plenty of anuses in Provo, Utah
Image 84961   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 redmonkey3: Children's animated Pirates of the Caribbean looking promising!
 doop: Titan Babies was such a corny spin-off.
 Kohapi: CANNONBALL!!!!
 NoRagrets: He's about to be brave.
Image 84960   02-20-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
 redmonkey3: "I needs a hooman, please"
 Robespierre: Suspended animation
 willowsprite: Halp
 XLY: This is fine
 Kohapi: New age hound dog: now with more undercarriage support.
 carpwoman: Oopie poodles.
 Knice: We now know how a dog would wear fishnet stockings.
 Warrax: doggone it
 CrustyDusty: "I warned you it wasn't a good idea Red," he said over his shoulder with a smug grin...
Image 84959   02-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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