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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
383
 
 Grandmas Ghost: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.
 a robot: @mexican Your original link stands. Everyone is trash.
 mexican: uh whoops. #84898
 mexican: The truth is revealed #84998
 Brunkey: This is going in my next powerpoint
 Poop van Pants: Decision 2016 coming into focus
 greg: @Flarmie you assholes get your own chart
 Flarmie: Good thing I'm in Group C. We're also assholes, but at least we're not on some asshole's chart.
 Kohapi: chart not color-blind accessible
Image 84968   02-20-16   Uploaded by    mexican
Score:
407
 
 Pizza: @KnowLifer Don't Dead Open Inside
 San DoDo: yes
 KnowLifer: You mean click my this whole fucking time all i had heels to together was?
 Beef Supreme: @Pizza Glenda was a sociopath, Dorothy was a patsy, her travelling companions were henchmen. The book had a bit to say about the Federal Reserve too.
 Anus: MINDFREEEEEAAAAKKKK!!!
 Pizza: v Growing up is realising that Glinda was a fucking sociopath
 NoRagrets: Yep. Left that tidbit out though because I needed you to finish killing off all my other rival sisters so that I could be the one witch to rule them all!
Image 84967   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Image 84966 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hnnngh. You have brought shame on us, hnnngh.
Score:
762
 
 Mr. Butt: On an unrelated note, I love everything about seeing @Stoner reply to @Pizza
 Korrok: Is he gone? He's gone, isn't he? Dammit, I was hoping he'd say something stupid again.
 Korrok: Sweet Jesus, @Necrophage , what the hell did you even say?
 RimLickinGood: I've been waiting for this to happen to @Necrophage for a while now - he had been walking a fine line here since Day One
 Noremak: @a robot @MassDefect @shitshow @Fiasco Now I'm thinking of the mod as the Lord of the Sacred Crotch, Arkvoodle.
 Taters: @Amy Housewine i saw a bit of that but it disappeared before i could click the image link. The mods are fast and good about that kind of thing. Probably why this place hasn't turned into stormfront or 4chan yet
 Amy Housewine: So is this him doing this particularly tedious 'thought police' schtick over numerous images?
 fanny: @Pizza no I don't think anything else was said but enough was enough at that point, the damage was done
 Stoner: @Pizza the guy would post racist stuff on any pic that even halfway mentioned islam or muslims or arabs. I would have flagged him but I'm not purple
 Pizza: Before I left, they actually seemed apologetic but they must have said some nasty shit after I'd gone. Anyone else feel like they missed out?
 San DoDo: What happened? Repent! The end is nigh!
 Borkf: The guy next to Snoop has a head growing out of his shoulder.
 Mattixvii: @MassDefect I always picture @moonmoon running into the next room and getting into costume, then doing his best Christian bale batman impression.
 MassDefect: @Alastair That would work too. When the voice of the Mods comes from on high, scrubs get blown off the aggro-mountain.
 a robot: @Alastair @Fiasco @MassDefect Or like DEATH (or our very own @BILL DOOR) from Discworld
 Air Biscuit: I loked the song he wrote about how much he liked trueblood.
 Alastair: @MassDefect @Fiasco my first though was the Greybeards from Skyrim.
 Dobly: Ive tried for the last 5 mins to detective out what possibly could have been said, but im at am impasse. Guess it would help if I was racist
 MassDefect: @Fiasco Yeah, pretty much like that
 shitshow: for a sec I thought that was Patrick Stewart next to Snoop and my brain exploded, because of awesomeness overload.
 Coolguy: Dang...
 Fiasco: @MassDefect Like the God voice from Simpsons?
 MassDefect: Maybe it's because I play too many video games, but I can't help but imagine @AGGRO-GATOR MOD 's posts being read in a booming, disembodied voice from on high with a bit of an echo thrown in for extra effect.
 Noremak: I went out of town for business and I return to this. FFS, people, *be nice.*
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: You have repeatedly made anti-Muslim comments. You have repeatedly made anti-black comments. And today, you called Snoop Dogg the n-word. You are not welcome here. Bye!
 Necrophage: What, exactly, was racist in what is said. Please you teach me.
 Hydraxion: Dayum, this is being used as a threat now
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: @Necrophage's racist tirade has been deleted, but this is a reminder that we do not tolerate racist comments on Aggro-Gator. It's one of our very few rules.
 Matt Face: I always make it after all hell has broken loose, good job Mod for flushing out the racist.
 Borkf: And I apparently either found another switcheronio or autocorrect did me the ol' spicy enlightened.
 Mark As Read: it's very rare that a racist comes here but when they do they get run out on a rail and it's always great @Borkf @Dan Tagonistic @NoRagrets @Pizza @VoR @fanny @Lutha @Amy Housewine @Knice @kate2point0
 Borkf: I feel like I poked the bear and now the bear is enlightened.
 Dan Tagonistic: Wow - I'm only on page two and all this has already happened!
 Pizza: Whoa, what happened while I was gone?
 someguynameded: Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch @Necrophage
 FLAG BOT: User @Necrophage has been flagged by a moderator for this comment.
 VoR: @Pizza speak for your s.......hahaha, couldn't get through it without mistyping
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: No. @Necrophage. Not acceptable and not welcome.
 Pizza: @Necrophage It's okay, so do I. :) We're all oddballs here.
 fanny: holy shit people I don't check AG for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose! I think I'll just sit back and watch how this plays out.
 Lutha: snoop is so on fire in CoD tonight the neighbors could smell the smoke comin' off his controller
 Pizza: Hey Necrophage, maybe you should smoke a J. Because you clearly need to chill out.
 Borkf: If AG was searchable I'd post that "Just good quality weed my friend" link without comment.
 NoRagrets: @Necrophage This was supposed to be a chance to make funny quips about the pic, not a chance for you to get on your soapbox. Perhaps you're on the wrong site.
 Borkf: @Necrophage Yeah, black people never get arrested for drug related crimes. Prison is totally full of white people busted for possession.
 NoRagrets: I got a completely different take from this pic. I see it as Snoop has ordered him some lovely male strippers and they're about to shut it down!!
 Amy Housewine: I don't care if he smokes, but I hope he doesn't shut the fire department down.
 Knice: When you're spittin' so much fire the Department responds...
 kate2point0: definitely would....
Image 84965   02-20-16   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
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 willowsprite: Get out of the dang car!
 Cami: Now I want to watch Brazil.
 Air Biscuit: Rad for the p1. "The car you can drive all the way to your cubicle "
 Janston: Forgot to tag ya, @Shay
 Janston: Or is it Gilbert Gottfried posing as Nicholas Cage cosplaying as Mr. Bean?
 Warrax: No, no I would not like to supersize. Where do you expect me to put it?
 Shay: At first I thought it was Nicholas Cage cosplaying as Mr. Bean.
 Urn BooUrn: These new Mr. Bean episodes lack the charm of the original.
 Knice: Dem struggz: so real.
Image 84964   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Brunkey
Score:
538
 
 NuclearWinter: mmm...chocolate
 redmonkey3: I like you baby... just not like that...
 mexican: Forbidden love.
 Clintodon: Dog sadly admits the cow is better at licking than he is.
 Drump Porbs: I told you I'd be back for you boo.
 wordjones: this is me
 doop: See how YOU like it, you slobbering fart licker!
 Kohapi: moments later the poor dog was pulled into the cow's hungry maw
 Coolguy: Dog just got done eating some chicken
 Magma Safe: This fence cannot stop our love.
 Mr. Shine: *SLORP*
 Darth Bater: Here child, rest your head on my tongue.
Image 84963   02-20-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
201
 
 Korrok: It's what plants crave.
 redmonkey3: @ninetailorochimaru 223!
 drhilljack: Holy shite. Polandball is a pokemon.
 kshoxx: When did this become more attractive than this?
 ninetailorochimaru: OMFG THE RAD SCORE IS 90!
 NoRagrets: Because we're beating a dead Horse around here: Electrode you rat! How could you give your trainer the ol' spicy self destruct?
 Mr. Shine: "My heart! I need a defibrillator!" "I got you, bro." *whips out these two cards* "CLEAR!"
 NoRagrets: I'd pick the left everytime. OG picture AND 1st edition.
Image 84962   02-20-16   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
271
 
 redmonkey3: @ottorongo Powerful Covetesness!
 ottorongo: @Robespierre I have B. Kliban cat christmas ornaments, refrigerator magnets, books, and when I was a kid I had bed sheets, all leftover from the 70's
 Pingu IRL: @redmonkey3 Eventually. I put up 2 images for consideration, and it tells me I have 5 pending. It's also rejecting virtually all of my submissions as "duplicate images." It's an annoying mystery, I tell you.
 mrmaestro: @bug This could be accurate if the car was traveling south from Provo on I-15...
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre MEATLOAF KITTY! Pleazes...
 Rocky XLVII: @ottorongo @a robot: It's B.Kliban, and he predated Larson by at least a decade. He was best known for his cats - I post them from time to time
 ottorongo: @a robot it looks like B. Kliban to me, which I think predates Gary Larson
 a robot: I feel like this is "another cheap knock-off of Gary Larson"
 bug: I disagree. There are plenty of anuses in Provo, Utah
Image 84961   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
510
 
 redmonkey3: Children's animated Pirates of the Caribbean looking promising!
 doop: Titan Babies was such a corny spin-off.
 Kohapi: CANNONBALL!!!!
 NoRagrets: He's about to be brave.
Image 84960   02-20-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
700
 
 redmonkey3: "I needs a hooman, please"
 east bay: Suspended animation
 willowsprite: Halp
 XLY: This is fine
 Kohapi: New age hound dog: now with more undercarriage support.
 carpwoman: Oopie poodles.
 Knice: We now know how a dog would wear fishnet stockings.
 Warrax: doggone it
 CrustyDusty: "I warned you it wasn't a good idea Red," he said over his shoulder with a smug grin...
Image 84959   02-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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