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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?



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Score:
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 Morpen Lungus: @a robot But that's not really far to the non-cat rad images.
 a robot: @Dr. Obvious I thought the RAD button was the same as the CAT button
 willowsprite: Re post changes to classic? Why...
 willowsprite: Now someone take a shot of this and classic it.
 KnowLifer: @zazzer I wanted to make another picture with button "This is vag" #83923 but i decided not to
 Warrax: I am Sir Appearing In This Picture. Seeing my own name gives me a thrill that compels me to rad (though this was good anyway.)
 Hungy Dingus: @anonymous Well, let's see: Aad, Bad, Cad, Dad, Ead, Fad, Gad, Had, Iad, Jad, Kad, Lad, Mad, Nad, Oad, Pad, Qad, Rad, Sad, Tad, Uad, Vad, Wad, Xad, Yad, Zad. Of those, 11 of them (other than Rad and Bad) have meanings I'm familiar with. Some of which would be nonsensical or wildly over specific. But keep an eye out for pictures of yads. That's the button we need.
 anonymous: Adding a SAD button is a slippery slope. Where will it end?
 fisto: While we're at it, let's add a CAT button.
 Ouroborus: @Alastair You're special to us... Good old what's your name...
 NoRagrets: We do need a sad button now that I see it in action. Awards seperate sympathy points.
 SomeCanadian: Still a fucking tragedy, but for multiple reasons now.
 VoR: Sad to be green?
 Alastair: This makes me feel important, which is good because most of the time I feel extremely worthless.
 Knice: Wow!
Image 84186   02-17-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
543
 
 Cheeze: @Alastair Muhaha.
 Throb: @Alastair you're always sad. #84186
 Alastair: @Cheeze Great, now I'm sad.
 catheter: Does this mean that Trump is bald, now?
 Cheeze: It's the dog-girl chimera from Fullmetal Alchemist
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets I ordered a lion and they keep sending me this macro on AG over and over again.
 NoRagrets: I ordered a lion and they sent me this thing.
 Knice: Simborkf
 Borkf: Postman chasing "lion"
Image 84185   02-17-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
360
 
 This is obviously: "Pure" makes me question purity of this butter..
 willowsprite: Quotation marks do not emphasize!!
 BlarfyB: Are ther Moon Girls dunces or witches?
 Warrax: riiich... creamery... buuutter
 Unbathed: Butter stand next to the ammonia stand.
 dobbiesdoogs: "pure"
Image 84184   02-17-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
186
 
 Bone Loc: The graphic designer made a huge b o n e r
 Bone Loc: The graphic designer made a huge nachos
 willowsprite: My other broom is a bone
 ThatGuy: yeehaw!
 Warrax: Do bears cheer you on from their hammocks while people chase you and try to eat your face?
 Sauce Packets: Running with a bone between your legs is dangerous.
 VoR: Looks like he's riding a flying bone...
 Air Biscuit: Chemtrails are now for dogs too.
Image 84183   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Bone Loc
Score:
473
 
 Otterman: How to train your newt
 SomeCanadian: ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD.
Image 84182   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Fred
Score:
487
 
 l0dan: Go away! I'm batin'!
 CrustyDusty: @carpwoman: ikr? That cat could NOT care less.
 carpwoman: @CrustyDusty - That was my first thought, too.
 CrustyDusty: "Meh."
 Albatross: Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos.
 Agamemnon Triforce: oh you Japan and your public drunken naps.
 shitshow: So I says to Peg, I says..
 Catcat: Uncle Mittens, the shame of the family
 Knice: "Four touchdowns in one game, Peg!"
 Butcherboy: Also some kind of sylvester stalone/ sylvester the cat joke
 Butcherboy: *Pant* Rocky made it look so much easier
Image 84181   02-17-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
464
 
 CrustyDusty: @Otterman: Mark Bode. image source and great article on the grafitti festival: mtn-world (DOT) com/blog/tag/mark-bode/
 CrustyDusty: @Robespierre: *sigh* that was kinda the joke :) And LOVED Bode's work, was a huge fan of Cheech Wizard back in the day.
 Otterman: @Robespierre That's the best news I've heard all day
 edvard: @CrustyDusty Lizard
 PissedOff: im a duck
 CrustyDusty: "Oye, papi, choo really a frog?"
 georgerino: @Otterman Bode's son - seriously. He has picked up the mantel and is running with it.
 Otterman: Bode?
 Unbathed: The past looks less sordid in a honey hued palette.
 Borkf: Headlights replaced with shocked robots.
Image 84180   02-17-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
243
 
 CrustyDusty: CHOW DOWN IN BOSS MODE
 Warrax: I'm down with this scowling at food. I prefer to seduce my food gently.
 Air Biscuit: Clench.
 VoR: @Jesus An act of true love
 Jesus: How do I fix that
 VoR: @Jesus Your mouse pointer seems to be frozen
 Jesus: I can't get the video to play?
 VoR: @Borkf nice catch
 VoR: Eat it until there is none left.
 Borkf: What is your major malfunction Private Pile?
Image 84179   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
519
 
 VoR: Hmmm smells like chicken...
Image 84178   02-17-16   Uploaded by    ZekeTheKamikaze
Score:
336
 
 CrustyDusty: Jeez I hate Aldi, always the damned crickets, and never the ants.
 Knice: @Jauntiest Shrimp *heart-eyes*
 Jauntiest Shrimp: @Knice Love me!
 ThatGuy: "My bearded dragon's never been happier!"
 Warrax: I know there's nothing wrong with it, but there's something wrong with it.
 homeless: Guaranteed to put a spring in you step!
 elmstreet: Fried crickets taste like potato chips... they just don't feel like potato chips in your mouth.
 Knice: @Unbathed The jauntier the better!
 Unbathed: @Knice How do you feel about shrimp?
 Knice: I'm usually open-minded. Sometimes, I'm just not.
 Dobly: And now for limited time, Cricket crickets! (immediately gets taken off the market)
 Borkf: Would try in honey mustard.
 VoR: I don't like crickets, No. I love them Honey mustard stlye
Image 84177   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
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