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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Frempo Drumungus: D!cking around at work.
 Muft Plopert: Posture correcting...
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 Verb Flopert: Also, username/ upload combo is on point.
 Tramp Albungo: Everything's an office chair if you're brave enough.
 Murt Albungo: Freudian office chair.
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 Hempo Rempomple: Ugh. Every office has one.
Image 83971   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Frimpo Dampopert
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 Pimp Plemumbies: Go home, dog.
Image 83970   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Treft Floble
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 Lirb Cremuble: Not for Home Of Sexuals.
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 Fraft Plomple: I've been to Mt. Vernon. Accurate.
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Image 83969   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Porm Morpoble
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 Pirt Morpungo: Madoka is freaking awesome. Not sure WHAT to make of this tho....
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 Frirbo Grongus: @zazzer no
 Reple Cremumbies: Care for a refreshing can of moe?
 Mingo Morpoble: Used panties in a can. What will the Japanese come up with next?!?
Image 83968   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Thald Rempumbies
 Fremp Rempopert: Draw me like one of your french bulldogs
Image 83967   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Trorm Rempombies
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 Gurb Brupert: Quentin Tarantino on seeing Uma Thurman's feet
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Image 83966   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Florbo Flumoble
 Flung Plemopert: The cake is a lie. The dark side is deceitful that way.
 Frart Grupert: i always have concern about the amount of finger-kneading that fondant needs to look that good. I ain't eatin it. i don't like people massaging my food.
 Freft Flumupert: cutting it with a kitchen-lightsaber no doubt
 Mungo Grombies: @zazzer: At least there is cake in there. Half the shit you see nowadays is fondant on styrofoam.
 Gert Brungo: Cutting off the head is the only way to be sure it's dead.
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 Hiple Grunombies: CAKE-CAKE
Image 83965   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Verbo Flombies
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 Murbo Cremungo: Why they hate us. Reason #438
 Demp Plemumbies: Fuck you companies and fuck you image macros.
 Daft Morpumbies: I fought in the meemwar and was one of the dankest meemlords, but not a day goes by where I wonder if it was worth the price
 Flalm Drumungus: tastes good man
 Bald Albuble: In the war of the meems, there is no winner.
 Flamp Flumopert: as recommended on /fit/
Image 83964   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Rarbo Flopert
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 Left Bromple: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 Lold Plomple: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
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 Merbo Dampoble: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 Gingo Flomple: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
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 Thilm Albupert: Real cats have curves
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 Dalm Albuble: "Before" at the vet.
 Lirm Drumongo: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 Fraft Morpopert: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Hurbo Brongus
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 Gorb Albopert: Captain, these are some really good drugs
 Bango Plemumple: Yeah, Roddenberry's early TNG concept art was a little out there
 Jingo Horpombies: Those pants are out of this world.
 Flimpo Grunumbies: The golden retriever at the seance is thinking "I have no idea what I'm doing here"
 Lart Flumopert: Furries In Spaaaaace!
 Craft Rempumbies: George Carlin, today.
 Bung Cremongus: I wish I had a tracked butler to bring me martinis
 Flingo Floble: One of his shoes changes color to indicate that the Captain is performing another crew member's task,
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 Crirt Grumple: @DonkeyPuncher: he's just cramming yet another solid gold golf club down the garbage disposal.
 Trurm Brumple: "What if Bender were made of gold?"
 Barb Flumuble: The captain is using his Fing-Longer
Image 83962   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Creple Rempuble
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