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273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

273229  addend: @KingTrebek *blue screens forever*

273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
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 robocop: i hate you
 bad tony: D!cking around at work.
 Cami: Posture correcting...
 Cami: That's a safety feature that makes it impossible to fall off the chair.
 Knice: Also, username/ upload combo is on point.
 PygmyGremlin: Everything's an office chair if you're brave enough.
 Janston: Freudian office chair.
 Knice: Well, it'll definitely keep your back straight.
 Annoying Vegan : Ugh. Every office has one.
Image 83971   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
594
 
 Natch: I think I will name you "Grace"
 your nana: doink!
 Warrax: Shut up and dance, dance before the police come.
 Darth Bater: He forgot how to dog.
 hnnngh: That dog did a fallen.
 james: Go home, dog.
Image 83970   02-16-16   Uploaded by    noble naga
Score:
502
 
 Mahspoontoobig: I'll take two.
 Father Goose: sounds like my Valentines day
 cenecia: Pound for pound, way cheaper than normal escorts.
 Amy Housewine: Not for Home Of Sexuals.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get the weekend special, comes with a bucket of chicken and a 2 liter of your choice.
 CuriouSir: whatchu 'gon do wit all that junk...
 hnnngh: Come on, this is too easy.
 Turts: I see a...bumper car, a shoe, a lego, a head and torso... But I just can't figure out what the big thing in the middle is. Help me out! Lol
 Knice: Where's the number? WHERE'S THE DAMNED NUMBER??
 SomeCanadian: I've been to Mt. Vernon. Accurate.
 willowsprite: And chin. s.
 Emoji: Baby got back.
Image 83969   02-16-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
162
 
 BILL DOOR: @CastleBravo PEDOPHILIA.
 CastleBravo: Madoka is freaking awesome. Not sure WHAT to make of this tho....
 Blimpet: In exciting flavors, such as 'Basement' and 'Loneliness'!
 Mexico: @zazzer Arigato Gozaimasu! Ehehehehe, kawaii!
 Darth Bater: @zazzer no
 whipwing: Care for a refreshing can of moe?
 SomeCanadian: Used panties in a can. What will the Japanese come up with next?!?
Image 83968   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
234
 
 alborland: Draw me like one of your french bulldogs
Image 83967   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
455
 
 willowsprite: Better than a Horse's decapitated head?
 Shay: Ohhhhhhhh Alllllllll.
 Porbo Mellus: @Warrax "Peg, I wouldn't rub your meters if a genie popped out of them."
 Warrax: @Ulillillia Not sure what we'd gain having the site go metric.
 spydermon: @Ulillillia Post more feet. Okay.
 grandma: No more feet!
 maura: Quentin Tarantino on seeing Uma Thurman's feet
 Borkf: Orf.
 CrustyDusty: Dammit! You stepped in the olive oil again!!
Image 83966   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
1070
 
 Air Biscuit: The cake is a lie. The dark side is deceitful that way.
 p-niiice: i always have concern about the amount of finger-kneading that fondant needs to look that good. I ain't eatin it. i don't like people massaging my food.
 Picklepuss: cutting it with a kitchen-lightsaber no doubt
 Science: @zazzer: At least there is cake in there. Half the shit you see nowadays is fondant on styrofoam.
 Janston: Cutting off the head is the only way to be sure it's dead.
 willowsprite: nooooooooooooooo.com
 Picklepuss: Imperial Cake-Walker
 skylark: AT-AT cake
 duckybox: i find your lack of ice cream disturbing
 elmstreet: I hate pastry
 Catcat: DA-BT
 waffle iron: Shame that fondant is garbage.
 CrustyDusty: CAKE-CAKE
Image 83965   02-16-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
345
 
 Sydney: Your mom likes this
 willowsprite: Why they hate us. Reason #438
 Fishy: Fuck you companies and fuck you image macros.
 Sadbot: I fought in the meemwar and was one of the dankest meemlords, but not a day goes by where I wonder if it was worth the price
 Picklepuss: tastes good man
 Flarmie: In the war of the meems, there is no winner.
 CrustyDusty: as recommended on /fit/
Image 83964   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
619
 
 Mahspoontoobig: makes my back hurt just looking at this.
 lionstrong: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 elronhubard: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
 Knice: Purrica!
 willowsprite: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 anonymous: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
 anonymous: @catcat isn't two cats, but is the size of three.
 deadwombat: Real cats have curves
 SomeCanadian: Fatcat is fat.
 Unbathed: "Before" at the vet.
 Air Biscuit: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 fanny: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
534
 
 hexxx: This porn is really weird......
 miller: Too soon...
 Agamemnon Triforce: I am so turned on by this. Need to renew my subscription to Hevy Metal.
 Urchin: Oh god, its Dontrel! None of us are safe
 TrumpyTrump: Captain, these are some really good drugs
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, Roddenberry's early TNG concept art was a little out there
 willowsprite: Those pants are out of this world.
 bug: The golden retriever at the seance is thinking "I have no idea what I'm doing here"
 donhomero: Furries In Spaaaaace!
 deathawaits: George Carlin, today.
 Sadbot: I wish I had a tracked butler to bring me martinis
 Unbathed: One of his shoes changes color to indicate that the Captain is performing another crew member's task,
 Butcherboy: Probability drive still needs some work, Bring me another pangalactic gargleblaster
 CrustyDusty: @DonkeyPuncher: he's just cramming yet another solid gold golf club down the garbage disposal.
 CrustyDusty: "What if Bender were made of gold?"
 Anus: The captain is using his Fing-Longer
Image 83962   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
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