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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Rong Morpungo: Better than a Horse's decapitated head?
 Crerm Cremopert: Ohhhhhhhh Alllllllll.
 Fluld Grunupert: @Warrax "Peg, I wouldn't rub your meters if a genie popped out of them."
 Birbo Flungo: @Ulillillia Not sure what we'd gain having the site go metric.
 Crirb Plumbies: @Ulillillia Post more feet. Okay.
 Gempo Horpungo: No more feet!
 Tringo Dampumple: Quentin Tarantino on seeing Uma Thurman's feet
 Rerb Brongus: Orf.
 Crewn Cremongo: Dammit! You stepped in the olive oil again!!
Image 83966   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Bemp Brongus
 Virm Plemumple: The cake is a lie. The dark side is deceitful that way.
 Frurm Horpongo: i always have concern about the amount of finger-kneading that fondant needs to look that good. I ain't eatin it. i don't like people massaging my food.
 Flump Morpoble: cutting it with a kitchen-lightsaber no doubt
 Mople Dampupert: @zazzer: At least there is cake in there. Half the shit you see nowadays is fondant on styrofoam.
 Flawn Plombies: Cutting off the head is the only way to be sure it's dead.
 Thungo Dampongo:
 Rong Drumopert: Imperial Cake-Walker
 Momp Albomple: AT-AT cake
 Tralm Plemongus: i find your lack of ice cream disturbing
 Bump Cremoble: I hate pastry
 Left Rempongus: DA-BT
 Bomp Cremongo: Shame that fondant is garbage.
 Vild Drumongus: CAKE-CAKE
Image 83965   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Juple Dampongo
 Criwn Flombies: Your mom likes this
 Craple Flumongo: Why they hate us. Reason #438
 Vuft Grongo: Fuck you companies and fuck you image macros.
 Burb Brumbies: I fought in the meemwar and was one of the dankest meemlords, but not a day goes by where I wonder if it was worth the price
 Homp Grunoble: tastes good man
 Frarm Rempungus: In the war of the meems, there is no winner.
 Therbo Drumuble: as recommended on /fit/
Image 83964   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Bold Drumomple
 Dilm Horpumbies: makes my back hurt just looking at this.
 Flort Brongo: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 Therbo Brungo: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
 Dawn Flumple: Purrica!
 Beld Flungus: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 Liwn Flumungo: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
 Lengo Fluble: @catcat isn't two cats, but is the size of three.
 Dumpo Flungus: Real cats have curves
 Giwn Dampomple: Fatcat is fat.
 Lort Morpoble: "Before" at the vet.
 Rert Albuble: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 Peple Dampopert: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Thongo Rempoble
 Larbo Rempopert: This porn is really weird......
 Flerbo Horpongus: Too soon...
 Jolm Plemumple: I am so turned on by this. Need to renew my subscription to Hevy Metal.
 Vamp Horpungo: Oh god, its Dontrel! None of us are safe
 Gango Cremumbies: Captain, these are some really good drugs
 Dirm Plongus: Yeah, Roddenberry's early TNG concept art was a little out there
 Garm Dampungo: Those pants are out of this world.
 Thuple Plumbies: The golden retriever at the seance is thinking "I have no idea what I'm doing here"
 Gimp Albomple: Furries In Spaaaaace!
 Deft Cremomple: George Carlin, today.
 Jown Albuble: I wish I had a tracked butler to bring me martinis
 Vorb Brongo: One of his shoes changes color to indicate that the Captain is performing another crew member's task,
 Flango Horpungus: Probability drive still needs some work, Bring me another pangalactic gargleblaster
 Juwn Gromple: @DonkeyPuncher: he's just cramming yet another solid gold golf club down the garbage disposal.
 Rumpo Grongus: "What if Bender were made of gold?"
 Murt Brupert: The captain is using his Fing-Longer
Image 83962   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Gerb Morpongus
 Duft Rempumple: Shooters will be bludgeoned. Survivors will be stabbed. Street rules, bitch, IDGAF.
 Rald Morpumbies: Kerrrrrrrn!
 Trift Flumumple: @Dr. Obvious One of them is actually a lower case L.
 Gold Drumongo: Har Har Har, lololol rednecks rofl
 Baft Bropert: what's with the italian airforce flag thingie?
 Cruwn Floble: The lettering is a crooked mess....and life is cheap to these people.
 Heple Plemombies: Har Har Har, lololol rednecks rofl
 Hart Cremoble: By Captain America?
 Trawn Rempupert: What's a surviivor?
 Birt Albuble: Better keep destinys child, gloria gaynor, the band "survivor", and david hasselhoff away from here.
Image 83961   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Pulm Plemongo
Image 83960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Lizard. You have brought shame on us, Mr. Lizard.
 Deft Gruble: *Blockchaining
 Ding Cremomple: Cars should come with external window controls to reduce cinderblocking
 Guft Grunongo: But I was trying to asphyxiate the child. You've ruined it.
 Juwn Plumbies: M'lady
 Purt Horpongo: @Beef Supreme Unfortunately, it's usually sociopaths who become king.
 Harm Morpoble: Also solves the problem of having to take care of them from now on.
 Dulm Plemopert: @Beef Supreme I'm not defending it, but maybe a more moderated approach would avoid even more danger to if the extra effort isn't unreasonable. There's little need to posture messaging like this around. Doubly so in February. Though I suppose you could be in the southern hemisphere.
 Crompo Flumungus: @zazzer Owner of the car has forfeited any right to avoiding a comprehensive claim by endangering a living being. If I were king, sociopaths wouldn't have it so good.
 Hift Drumombies: Leave your child or pet in a car on a cold day, we'll come over to the window and make funny faces at them until they cry.
 Trift Flumopert: Leave your car in a hot neighborhood, we'll steal it for you.
 Thang Rempoble: We will shower your child or pet in broken glass, rather than asking around for the owner of the car.
 Bild Flomple: Leave your iPad or purse in a car on a hot day, we'll open the window for you
Image 83959   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Vengo Albumbies
Image 83958 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larry Xmas. We'll pray for you, Larry Xmas.
 Jompo Albumple: be kind, rewind.
 Burm Plungo: this porn is weird
 Frurt Brongus: @5 Headed Snake God yes! also vinyl & cassettes!
 Crawn Flumumple: This porn is old.
 Pople Rempopert: @DonkeyPuncher One man's desire for sovereignty is another man's treason.
 Pawn Flungo: Now, do you still have something that can actually play it?
 Flirb Cremongus: @VoR Even if I were, someone would have taped over it without checking. Goodbye memories!
 Bawn Brungo: @Staida Sounds like you hiding something on this tape
 Hang Dampomple: Contains blurry slow moving images you aren't interested in seeing
 Crumpo Drumuble: I feel slightly guilty now
 Meng Grunomple: In another 20 years I'm gonna strip the tape out of a cassette and watch the mayhem/nostalgia flow
 Triwn Plungus: "je me souviens" - VHS and Quebec
Image 83957   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Hurb Flomple
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