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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
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15. frankie: 1326 points
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 Mahspoontoobig: makes my back hurt just looking at this.
 lionstrong: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 elronhubard: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
 Knice: Purrica!
 willowsprite: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 anonymous: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
 anonymous: @catcat isn't two cats, but is the size of three.
 deadwombat: Real cats have curves
 SomeCanadian: Fatcat is fat.
 Unbathed: "Before" at the vet.
 Air Biscuit: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 fanny: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 hexxx: This porn is really weird......
 miller: Too soon...
 Agamemnon Triforce: I am so turned on by this. Need to renew my subscription to Hevy Metal.
 Urchin: Oh god, its Dontrel! None of us are safe
 TrumpyTrump: Captain, these are some really good drugs
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, Roddenberry's early TNG concept art was a little out there
 willowsprite: Those pants are out of this world.
 bug: The golden retriever at the seance is thinking "I have no idea what I'm doing here"
 donhomero: Furries In Spaaaaace!
 deathawaits: George Carlin, today.
 Sadbot: I wish I had a tracked butler to bring me martinis
 Unbathed: One of his shoes changes color to indicate that the Captain is performing another crew member's task,
 Butcherboy: Probability drive still needs some work, Bring me another pangalactic gargleblaster
 CrustyDusty: @DonkeyPuncher: he's just cramming yet another solid gold golf club down the garbage disposal.
 CrustyDusty: "What if Bender were made of gold?"
 Anus: The captain is using his Fing-Longer
Image 83962   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Korrok: Shooters will be bludgeoned. Survivors will be stabbed. Street rules, bitch, IDGAF.
 Mitchell: Kerrrrrrrn!
 MassDefect: @Dr. Obvious One of them is actually a lower case L.
 Janston: Har Har Har, lololol rednecks rofl
 nlx27: what's with the italian airforce flag thingie?
 Cami: The lettering is a crooked mess....and life is cheap to these people.
 Janston: Har Har Har, lololol rednecks rofl
 willowsprite: By Captain America?
 Capital: What's a surviivor?
 Air Biscuit: Better keep destinys child, gloria gaynor, the band "survivor", and david hasselhoff away from here.
Image 83961   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Image 83960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Lizard. We'll pray for you, Mr. Lizard.
 Amy Housewine: *Blockchaining
 AdaMan: Cars should come with external window controls to reduce cinderblocking
 Amy Housewine: But I was trying to asphyxiate the child. You've ruined it.
 XLY: M'lady
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Beef Supreme Unfortunately, it's usually sociopaths who become king.
 kensin: Also solves the problem of having to take care of them from now on.
 Mark As Read: @Beef Supreme I'm not defending it, but maybe a more moderated approach would avoid even more danger to if the extra effort isn't unreasonable. There's little need to posture messaging like this around. Doubly so in February. Though I suppose you could be in the southern hemisphere.
 Beef Supreme: @zazzer Owner of the car has forfeited any right to avoiding a comprehensive claim by endangering a living being. If I were king, sociopaths wouldn't have it so good.
 Donut: Leave your child or pet in a car on a cold day, we'll come over to the window and make funny faces at them until they cry.
 phil: Leave your car in a hot neighborhood, we'll steal it for you.
 RimLickinGood: We will shower your child or pet in broken glass, rather than asking around for the owner of the car.
 Anus: Leave your iPad or purse in a car on a hot day, we'll open the window for you
Image 83959   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Image 83958 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larry Xmas. Boo, Larry Xmas.
 shitshow: be kind, rewind.
 georgerino: this porn is weird
 your nana: @5 Headed Snake God yes! also vinyl & cassettes!
 goldman sachs: This porn is old.
 Cami: @DonkeyPuncher One man's desire for sovereignty is another man's treason.
 5 Headed Snake God: Now, do you still have something that can actually play it?
 Staida: @VoR Even if I were, someone would have taped over it without checking. Goodbye memories!
 VoR: @Staida Sounds like you hiding something on this tape
 Staida: Contains blurry slow moving images you aren't interested in seeing
 Pizza: I feel slightly guilty now
 VoR: In another 20 years I'm gonna strip the tape out of a cassette and watch the mayhem/nostalgia flow
 Anus: "je me souviens" - VHS and Quebec
Image 83957   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 Mr. Skeltal: @XLY Or as it's called by the a proper Englishman, a "Thumbs-and-Pinnies-pon-Wisterly"
 XLY: Hoi Foive
Image 83956   02-16-16   Uploaded by    blablabla
 spacedawg: This porn is weird...
 discodisco: Squeeeeeee!
 confession: Tabby's
Image 83955   02-16-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mahspoontoobig: I laughed more than I should at this.
 phonk: Card, or cad? YOU ... make the call
 superpingpong: The fish got more chompers than the human who caught it. Look at them both laugh.
 tane: @Fursona That fish seems to, for one.
 Fursona: who even thinks this is funny?
 CrustyDusty: Alabama laughing fish.
Image 83954   02-16-16   Uploaded by    male anon
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