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267931  Felicity: James has a feeling that he might be the alien bounty hunter on The X Files

267932  Felicity: Here's a hacky men are different from women joke for you. Men have an X chromosome and a Y chromosome so why can't they coordinate?

267936  Felicity: Ha! Awesome

267984  Peter Pantsless: @fanny I still think those masks are super creepy for some reason. My brother knows this, so one time when we were playing Far Cry 5 he put one on his character and laughed like a loon until I got him to take it off

268002  Not A Bot: Another disgustingly skinny vegetarian.

268023  Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but now someone has to take that down, and I guarantee it won't be Adam

268030  Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?

268003  ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 im 66.666666666% sure thats not correct

268021  ChubbyBuddy: @barfolomew stock up on penicillin

268013  UnknownSample: But I thought I'd go blind?

268023  antipatterns: Viva Comrade Adam!

268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

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267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #193139
 romangreek: racist assholes
 Munkybut: @Knice Well played
 Knice: No, she said 'vigrin.'
Image 80439   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
316
 
 static xyz: hell to the yes
 fishing: @Frank herbert Sorry, wrong one. "Car hit by a Ukranian missle."
 Frank herbert: car is currently missing
 Dewn Flumongo: Oh yeah, THAT makes me want to fly that airline more.
 gutwheat: Fake and friendly
 Cami: I'll just get a taxi, thanks.
 Lousy AI: "This entire case is just baffling to me" the Administrator of Air Commerce admitted. "It's almost as though there was more than meets the eye to the way that airplane disappeared..."
 luxbu: M'laysia
Image 80438   02-01-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
331
 
 Janston: Their new medium is a great value.
 Air Biscuit: I can say from experience that everyone who works there hates filling this.
 poptate68: Gotta make use of that convertible during the 2 months that are not winter!
 Bob: Oh, Canada.
 Micro Jackson: Got yer double-double, eh?
 carlin: "Coffee for Archimedes."
 none: when you get tired of going to starbucks everyday so you get a cup to last you a month.
 cenecia: Coming into work on a Monday.
Image 80437   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
615
 
 Shay: What the hell is Ansky?
 RimLickinGood: No this really sums up the situation, really.
 btechthor: Here is proof to all that the loads and loads of stupid people will be voting for "him".... end of the world is near!!
 GiveMePlus: They fixed it by switching shirts.
 AdaMan: Sounds about right
 heck: *dies*
 heck: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL "DUMB"
 DrinkMixMan: I'm feeling the Bren, personally.
 Shay: We shall trmiuph.
 Galacta: Is this a new spin-off genre of shmups?
 Knice: TRM UP, bitches!!!
 male anon: I suspected his voters are illiterate...
Image 80436   02-01-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
129
 
 Pizza: Also, it's pretty obvious they're only going because their mothers made them.
 AdamBomb286: Interesting that he capitalized "Church"
 WaffleIron: I Vote for a secular, fedora free spaceship.
 eradicator: @Thalm Albuble Never...they just shoot up abortion clinics.
 Trumpysucks: I'm sure the feeling is mutual guys.
 Frank herbert: I'm with @robot politics and religion don't belong.
 Crurt Drumombies: Here come the reds to argue with the real users!
 a robot: Can we please not start a religious assholery debate? The Spaceship is for friends.
 topkek: Le dank image macror. Pretty sure this is an ironic shitpost
 Thalm Albuble: @Captain Obvious, or should I say Captain Oblivious? Christian religious extremists? Really? When is the last time you've seen a Christian suicide bomber or a Christian going on a murderous rampage because someone drew Jesus? Don't be stupid.
 claphands: @BILL DOOR did they say virgin?
 BILL DOOR: @Captain Obvious SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE THE PRIEST OF BLIND IO TRIED TO SACRIFICE YOU.
 sumo: Perhaps it's time to "go asshole" about it. Religious extremism has left us in 15 years of near-constant military conflict with Islamic religious extremists all over the world, even as Christian religious extremists here at home undermine our very government. Instead of just smiling and nodding at folks willing to kill you over their fairy tales, maybe it's time to show up and ridicule them. That being said, though, I'd lose the trilbies, kids - you look like douches in them.
 digabigpig: I really appreciate the assholes and douche bags wearing hats thing. It makes them much easier to spot.
 Pizza: The 420. The 'Le'. The trilbies. The false superiority. Normally I wouldn't say this, but these people NEED church.
 Uncle Larry: Thanks swipe
 matos: *tips fedora*
 boxboxbox: Be careful, next thing you know you'll start believing in good for a joke and won't be able to stop.
 Warrax: This post turned me Catholic
 Knice: The one true equality: Regardless of religion, race, gender, or anything else, every human has the ability to be an insufferable shithead.
 KEKOEKEOEK: People like this make atheism look bad. The fact you are right doesn't mean you should go asshole about it.
 a robot: Wow, what a bunch of assholes
 hnnngh: So much edge I think I just cut myself. Seriously, this makes me cringe.
 crudites: Ironic church attendance...and in trilbies...maybe there is a god...
Image 80435   02-01-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
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 btechthor: Grammer Police Srtrike again!!.... supposed to be "a prison for one's self" so that poster makes people question why it wwas made badly, proving what it says
 Beef Supreme: I am not a number, I am a free man! Auto-rad for the greatest TV show of the 1960s.
 fridaynight: Back in the Village again!
 Trumpysucks: I am not a rad vote, I'm a person!
 Tinfang Warble: I'm back in the village again
 Science: I was imprisoned for looking at this image.
 mrmrmr: damn @WTF hahah
 bug: I have a lot of burdens about this picture...
 WTF: I see Trump has released his new campaign slogan.
 Joe Bird: @Pizza Aaaaand now I'm imprisoned.
 Pizza: @Joe Bird It must be there for a reason. Without purpose, it would not exist.
 Joe Bird: What is this? The accounting department of Rivendell?
 Mitchell: Bureaucrat grade 19
Image 80434   02-01-16   Uploaded by    HowlinSmurf
Score:
255
 
 Poop van Pants: For a second I thought this was made by the guy playing a french hon into the girls ass
 Billy James: I enjoy reminding my Mormon friends that I'm a hard-drinking, cynical bastard.
 nlx27: meh , i still like being in Belgium better
 lordfuzzybottom: Now at lower ABV in it's home state of Utah!
Image 80433   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
253
 
 Mr. Angry: Wait... if he's here...then who's walking around North Korea's factories, looking at the production lines?
 arock: Please Sir, May I have some more.
 WaffleIron: @Sayuri : and then north korea will be free? That place is like a klingon battleship, the next most douchey will succeed the throne.
 Butt: They're crying the same way you would cry at a Justin bieber concert, I mean, imagine being in the same place with the most important person in the world
 cannabis: With one exception, everyone in this photo has been executed by now.
 Sayuri: One day I hope that a kid sitting next to Kim just like here will bring a knife and quickly stab him.
 a robot: Nobody knows whether to laugh or cry
 Mr. Butt: Kim Jong-un is the polygamy porter.
Image 80432   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
398
 
 Sharkface: C'mon - ya gotta learn to this before the big school dance.
 Frum Temps: is this a meme
 Mitchell: Mitzy had been dreading this moment, and now that it was here, it was terrifying beyond comprehension.
 Coolguy: Awww perito
 charlemagne: dance for me Colin, dance for me
 Warrax: Her only flaw is that she's surrounded herself with idiots.
Image 80431   02-01-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
759
 
 shwoarty: You surround yourself with metal dumb dumb
 Larp Belb: That's because you can't stand anyone being smarter than you.
 cenecia: Hmm not the greatest response during an interview.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.
 wwwdotcom: Well, yeah, Doom. That's a major flaw. You might want to consider getting an HR department, offering competitive benefits, and getting out there and recruiting new talent. Your minions want you to succeed. They want your plots to succeed. Provide them with the support to make that happen.
 Joe Bird: @Warrax raises fist and bellows "Curse you 20th Century Fox Pictures and Distribution!"
 Warrax: I thought your greatest mistake was allowing those movies about you to get made.
Image 80430   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Heh
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