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268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Image 78365 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tib gubb. Boo, tib gubb.
Score:
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 kimjongun: Because there are no pumas in Peru.... oh wait
 Frank herbert: I'm gonna make a shirt with a stupid animal name , say established 2016 , and see if anyone jumps on my bandwagon. aardvark maybe. ..
 Warrax: Because Puma doesn't make a keychain.
Image 78364   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
352
 
 rand0: @Chest Rockwell paging chest rockwell to the fish platter
 i peed a lil: If that woman is fat, can we make fat the new norm?
 Janston: Not sure how it's different for fat girls, but an ear canal, cochlea, and auditory nerves are a good start
 Wolfechu: Oddly, that ad is exactly 14 things.
 Frank herbert: also that chicks not fat. serious. I've seen fat chicks. btw how's your mom?
 Frank herbert: that's no moon....
 Sadbot: 1-14: East less, excercise more (also fat dudes)
 Jaunty Shrimp: I like people who like to eat
 morakdais: bigger girls usually love giving head and anal, in my experience. Well worth it.
 jonz: 'do your kegels, it will pay off. squats too.'
 Knice: I don't know what "WorldLifestyle" is, but I'm guessing it can fuck off.
 Fishy: Ay girl, long john silvers is having a buffet for 9 dollars. You feel better now?
 grizzly: Omg so fat!
Image 78363   01-22-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
461
 
 Korrok: Yeah, that New Years Eve party was every bit as boring and uninteresting as the pictures make it out to be. The fact that I can even remember how dull it was is just pathetic.
 BILL DOOR: UBERWALD WAS SUPPOSED TO ENACT LAWS AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING.
 CuriouSir: im disappointed aggronaughts. nobody has found the penis yet :(
 Dobly: One order of My Own Son Sashimi, hold the rice
 champeen: that's me on a wednesday. i'm kind of embaressed that someone made a draw of it.
 CrustyDusty: "What? Ohhh, 'DONUTS' - I thought you said 'Donner'... sorry."
 Warrax: It's a tragedy to have to eat your weaker family members to survive being stranded in the mountains in winter, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.
Image 78362   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
294
 
 dorian: GRINDR
 Manhunter: "You came to the wrong neighbourhood mothertrucker
 grimes: is... is this a bukkake?
 Alastair: Why are there two Bumblebees?
 Funkmaster General: Japanese porn just keeps getting weirder.
 Warrax: We may not be real transformers, but at least we're transformers.
Image 78361   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
308
 
 copypasta: What a loser, beyond words.
 Sprinkles: Because just telling someone to do it wasn't fucking good enough.
 Stephen Milkmus: @Bubu I tried googling it but it just says "Did you mean: google it?". THAT NOT WHAT I FUCKEN MEANT GOOGLE!!!
 Unicorn: Goog leit? Is it something in Dutch?
 danny: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
 CrustyDusty: This is how the Google cartel marks their own.
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : Crap, I knew purple came with a price. Shame I missed the pearly pod bay doors on the friendly spaceship though.
 Warrax: No, @WaffleIron. I hate to break it to you, but you've died and gone on to your deserved afterlife.
 Knice: My 'AskJeeves' tat is lookin' pretty salty.
 WaffleIron: ...Skinny jeans, chain wallet, ironic nintendo controller belt, "googleit" knuckle tattoo - did I just wake up from a coma? What the fuck happened to this place?
 peeper: Might have been easier to just upgrade their gaming system. Then again...
 Warrax: Might have been easier to just get new friends. Then again, maybe you deserve each other.
Image 78360   01-22-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
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 CrustyDusty: I want to die in my own land, where Human Beings are buried in the sky.
 Jason Steak: Make mine supine.
 Warrax: I just can't help but wonder if there's more to life than sitting in things. Like maybe standing next to things? Aw, who am I kidding? I was born to sit.
Image 78359   01-22-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
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 bug: Wow, that's cold. Right in front of that dolphin trying to propose to her.
 morakdais: then the dolphin befriended them both.
 StuporFly: Did he do that on porpoise, I wonder?
 Air Biscuit: And then the cameraman married the dolphin.
 savvoy: Bonobos as well, maybe?
 WaffleIron: I've read somewhere that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.
 Anus: Too bad, dolphin. Tonight you swim alone in a sea of your tears.
Image 78358   01-22-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
533
 
 CuriouSir: this is really how it works, everyone is lying to you.
 Warrax: My foundry has seen better days.
 Nope: Same
Image 78357   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
612
 
 Korrok: Eh, why not. Gotta mend fences at some point, y'know?
 Throb: This is the wrong kind of coke for impressing Satan.
 CrustyDusty: shooping straight text onto curved surfaces is a bitch, yes?
 Fishy: Share a coke with: JPEG artifacts.
 Urchin: Why? For the glory of Cola of course!
 Warrax: @DonkeyPuncher I have it on good authority that ISIL prefers Mountain Dew.
 Darth Bater: Waiting for his Coke #76622
 Solemn: I don't know - boiling a Coke takes all the flavor out of it.
Image 78356   01-22-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
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