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258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

258361  Robespierre: I love a parade

258366  Robespierre: 8.2...

258368  Robespierre: Another brilliant immigration limitation concept from the Trump "administration"

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2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
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5. tib gubb
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9. Solemn
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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.



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cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (772 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (764 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1769 points
12. nathan: 1723 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1686 points
14. cran vodka: 1684 points
15. Solemn: 1640 points
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 kimjongun: Because there are no pumas in Peru.... oh wait
 Frank herbert: I'm gonna make a shirt with a stupid animal name , say established 2016 , and see if anyone jumps on my bandwagon. aardvark maybe. ..
 Warrax: Because Puma doesn't make a keychain.
Image 78364   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
352
 
 rand0: @Chest Rockwell paging chest rockwell to the fish platter
 i peed a lil: If that woman is fat, can we make fat the new norm?
 Janston: Not sure how it's different for fat girls, but an ear canal, cochlea, and auditory nerves are a good start
 Wolfechu: Oddly, that ad is exactly 14 things.
 Frank herbert: also that chicks not fat. serious. I've seen fat chicks. btw how's your mom?
 Frank herbert: that's no moon....
 Sadbot: 1-14: East less, excercise more (also fat dudes)
 Jaunty Shrimp: I like people who like to eat
 morakdais: bigger girls usually love giving head and anal, in my experience. Well worth it.
 tib gubb: 'do your kegels, it will pay off. squats too.'
 Knice: I don't know what "WorldLifestyle" is, but I'm guessing it can fuck off.
 Fishy: Ay girl, long john silvers is having a buffet for 9 dollars. You feel better now?
 grizzly: Omg so fat!
Image 78363   01-22-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
461
 
 Korrok: Yeah, that New Years Eve party was every bit as boring and uninteresting as the pictures make it out to be. The fact that I can even remember how dull it was is just pathetic.
 BILL DOOR: UBERWALD WAS SUPPOSED TO ENACT LAWS AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING.
 CuriouSir: im disappointed aggronaughts. nobody has found the penis yet :(
 Dobly: One order of My Own Son Sashimi, hold the rice
 tib gubb: that's me on a wednesday. i'm kind of embaressed that someone made a draw of it.
 CrustyDusty: "What? Ohhh, 'DONUTS' - I thought you said 'Donner'... sorry."
 Warrax: It's a tragedy to have to eat your weaker family members to survive being stranded in the mountains in winter, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.
Image 78362   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
294
 
 Mr. Shine: GRINDR
 Manhunter: "You came to the wrong neighbourhood mothertrucker
 tib gubb: is... is this a bukkake?
 Alastair: Why are there two Bumblebees?
 Funkmaster General: Japanese porn just keeps getting weirder.
 Warrax: We may not be real transformers, but at least we're transformers.
Image 78361   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
308
 
 copypasta: What a loser, beyond words.
 Sprinkles: Because just telling someone to do it wasn't fucking good enough.
 Stephen Milkmus: @Bubu I tried googling it but it just says "Did you mean: google it?". THAT NOT WHAT I FUCKEN MEANT GOOGLE!!!
 Unicorn: Goog leit? Is it something in Dutch?
 tib gubb: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
 CrustyDusty: This is how the Google cartel marks their own.
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : Crap, I knew purple came with a price. Shame I missed the pearly pod bay doors on the friendly spaceship though.
 Warrax: No, @WaffleIron. I hate to break it to you, but you've died and gone on to your deserved afterlife.
 Knice: My 'AskJeeves' tat is lookin' pretty salty.
 WaffleIron: ...Skinny jeans, chain wallet, ironic nintendo controller belt, "googleit" knuckle tattoo - did I just wake up from a coma? What the fuck happened to this place?
 peeper: Might have been easier to just upgrade their gaming system. Then again...
 Warrax: Might have been easier to just get new friends. Then again, maybe you deserve each other.
Image 78360   01-22-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
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 CrustyDusty: I want to die in my own land, where Human Beings are buried in the sky.
 Jason Steak: Make mine supine.
 Warrax: I just can't help but wonder if there's more to life than sitting in things. Like maybe standing next to things? Aw, who am I kidding? I was born to sit.
Image 78359   01-22-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
431
 
 bug: Wow, that's cold. Right in front of that dolphin trying to propose to her.
 morakdais: then the dolphin befriended them both.
 StuporFly: Did he do that on porpoise, I wonder?
 Air Biscuit: And then the cameraman married the dolphin.
 savvoy: Bonobos as well, maybe?
 WaffleIron: I've read somewhere that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.
 Anus: Too bad, dolphin. Tonight you swim alone in a sea of your tears.
Image 78358   01-22-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
533
 
 CuriouSir: this is really how it works, everyone is lying to you.
 Warrax: My foundry has seen better days.
 Nope: Same
Image 78357   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
612
 
 Korrok: Eh, why not. Gotta mend fences at some point, y'know?
 Throb: This is the wrong kind of coke for impressing Satan.
 CrustyDusty: shooping straight text onto curved surfaces is a bitch, yes?
 Fishy: Share a coke with: JPEG artifacts.
 Urchin: Why? For the glory of Cola of course!
 Warrax: @DonkeyPuncher I have it on good authority that ISIL prefers Mountain Dew.
 Darth Bater: Waiting for his Coke #76622
 Solemn: I don't know - boiling a Coke takes all the flavor out of it.
Image 78356   01-22-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
499
 
 Frank herbert: @Dobly congrats. share one next time dammit! I'm thirsty
 Dobly: Hey im blue now! And its all thanks to drinking
 Dobly: Once I was so hungover I poured a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, waited a minute, strained out the cereal and poured that salty, salty milk into a cup and drank it
 a robot: This image and the previous one let us know what @nlx27 is into
 a robot: Thumbs up
 CrustyDusty: I hope her drain plug hold up, or she'll ruin #78354 's pancake breakfast.
 fanny: I knew Whitney Houston died in a bathtub but I didn't know it was full of milk and Trix
 Solemn: Hold on, she's lifehacking.
 Anus: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Maybe next time have some Lactaid first.
Image 78355   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
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