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268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

268777  Felicity: I have lived among the humans

268797  White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.

268777  Felicity: They have urges in their areas

268779  Felicity: At least it's frosted. At least I hope that's frosting

268797  Amy Housewine: It's his neck that's long, dummy.

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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 kimjongun: Because there are no pumas in Peru.... oh wait
 Frank herbert: I'm gonna make a shirt with a stupid animal name , say established 2016 , and see if anyone jumps on my bandwagon. aardvark maybe. ..
 Warrax: Because Puma doesn't make a keychain.
Image 78364   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
352
 
 rand0: @Chest Rockwell paging chest rockwell to the fish platter
 i peed a lil: If that woman is fat, can we make fat the new norm?
 Janston: Not sure how it's different for fat girls, but an ear canal, cochlea, and auditory nerves are a good start
 Wolfechu: Oddly, that ad is exactly 14 things.
 Frank herbert: also that chicks not fat. serious. I've seen fat chicks. btw how's your mom?
 Frank herbert: that's no moon....
 Sadbot: 1-14: East less, excercise more (also fat dudes)
 Jaunty Shrimp: I like people who like to eat
 morakdais: bigger girls usually love giving head and anal, in my experience. Well worth it.
 jonz: 'do your kegels, it will pay off. squats too.'
 Knice: I don't know what "WorldLifestyle" is, but I'm guessing it can fuck off.
 Fishy: Ay girl, long john silvers is having a buffet for 9 dollars. You feel better now?
 grizzly: Omg so fat!
Image 78363   01-22-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
461
 
 Korrok: Yeah, that New Years Eve party was every bit as boring and uninteresting as the pictures make it out to be. The fact that I can even remember how dull it was is just pathetic.
 BILL DOOR: UBERWALD WAS SUPPOSED TO ENACT LAWS AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING.
 CuriouSir: im disappointed aggronaughts. nobody has found the penis yet :(
 Dobly: One order of My Own Son Sashimi, hold the rice
 champeen: that's me on a wednesday. i'm kind of embaressed that someone made a draw of it.
 CrustyDusty: "What? Ohhh, 'DONUTS' - I thought you said 'Donner'... sorry."
 Warrax: It's a tragedy to have to eat your weaker family members to survive being stranded in the mountains in winter, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.
Image 78362   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
294
 
 dorian: GRINDR
 Manhunter: "You came to the wrong neighbourhood mothertrucker
 grimes: is... is this a bukkake?
 Alastair: Why are there two Bumblebees?
 Funkmaster General: Japanese porn just keeps getting weirder.
 Warrax: We may not be real transformers, but at least we're transformers.
Image 78361   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
308
 
 copypasta: What a loser, beyond words.
 Sprinkles: Because just telling someone to do it wasn't fucking good enough.
 Stephen Milkmus: @Bubu I tried googling it but it just says "Did you mean: google it?". THAT NOT WHAT I FUCKEN MEANT GOOGLE!!!
 Unicorn: Goog leit? Is it something in Dutch?
 danny: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
 CrustyDusty: This is how the Google cartel marks their own.
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : Crap, I knew purple came with a price. Shame I missed the pearly pod bay doors on the friendly spaceship though.
 Warrax: No, @WaffleIron. I hate to break it to you, but you've died and gone on to your deserved afterlife.
 Knice: My 'AskJeeves' tat is lookin' pretty salty.
 WaffleIron: ...Skinny jeans, chain wallet, ironic nintendo controller belt, "googleit" knuckle tattoo - did I just wake up from a coma? What the fuck happened to this place?
 peeper: Might have been easier to just upgrade their gaming system. Then again...
 Warrax: Might have been easier to just get new friends. Then again, maybe you deserve each other.
Image 78360   01-22-16   Uploaded by    professional
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 CrustyDusty: I want to die in my own land, where Human Beings are buried in the sky.
 Jason Steak: Make mine supine.
 Warrax: I just can't help but wonder if there's more to life than sitting in things. Like maybe standing next to things? Aw, who am I kidding? I was born to sit.
Image 78359   01-22-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
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 bug: Wow, that's cold. Right in front of that dolphin trying to propose to her.
 morakdais: then the dolphin befriended them both.
 StuporFly: Did he do that on porpoise, I wonder?
 Air Biscuit: And then the cameraman married the dolphin.
 savvoy: Bonobos as well, maybe?
 WaffleIron: I've read somewhere that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.
 Anus: Too bad, dolphin. Tonight you swim alone in a sea of your tears.
Image 78358   01-22-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
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 CuriouSir: this is really how it works, everyone is lying to you.
 Warrax: My foundry has seen better days.
 Nope: Same
Image 78357   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
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 Korrok: Eh, why not. Gotta mend fences at some point, y'know?
 Throb: This is the wrong kind of coke for impressing Satan.
 CrustyDusty: shooping straight text onto curved surfaces is a bitch, yes?
 Fishy: Share a coke with: JPEG artifacts.
 Urchin: Why? For the glory of Cola of course!
 Warrax: @DonkeyPuncher I have it on good authority that ISIL prefers Mountain Dew.
 Darth Bater: Waiting for his Coke #76622
 Solemn: I don't know - boiling a Coke takes all the flavor out of it.
Image 78356   01-22-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
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 Frank herbert: @Dobly congrats. share one next time dammit! I'm thirsty
 Dobly: Hey im blue now! And its all thanks to drinking
 Dobly: Once I was so hungover I poured a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, waited a minute, strained out the cereal and poured that salty, salty milk into a cup and drank it
 a robot: This image and the previous one let us know what @nlx27 is into
 a robot: Thumbs up
 CrustyDusty: I hope her drain plug hold up, or she'll ruin #78354 's pancake breakfast.
 fanny: I knew Whitney Houston died in a bathtub but I didn't know it was full of milk and Trix
 Solemn: Hold on, she's lifehacking.
 Anus: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Maybe next time have some Lactaid first.
Image 78355   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
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