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258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

258426  Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.

258341  VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.

258456  Spazstatic: Or does it?

258454  Dreforian: Oh c'mon, a dog standing on its hind legs isn't that strange.

258353  VeeKay: @VeeKay Get it? Ashma? Ash? Pyroplastic flow? Buried alive in super heated ash? Bwaaaaahhhhhaaaahahhahahahhahahahha!!!

258459  Dreforian: "Heaters built into the stairs? that could get expensive" "Right, so we'll only do half the stairs. They are gonna love this!"

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258297 Stumpwiz: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
249
 
 Air Biscuit: I was elvis one time for halloween, and people thought i was a princess.
 hnnngh: And of course Butthorn is a Harry Potter fangirl. Also @SunWukong GET OUT
 grizzly: @CrustyDusty @Catcat I think @a robot nailed it. It's called butthorn.
 Archchancellor Ridcully: A bloody woman going to a magical academy? Stuff and nonsense, everyone knows mucking about with the fabric of reality is man's work! Get back to the kitchen and cook something or have a baby or smelt iron or whatever it is you women do.
 CrustyDusty: @Catcat : couldn't be "whisklacking"?
 Catcat: @CrustyDusty judging by all those new words for abscure conditions it's "bezemfgunst"
 CrustyDusty: I believe there's a buzzword for this.
 SunWukong: I like Butthorn.
 a robot: YOU COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND BUY A FUCKING BROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SO......SO BUTTHORN ABOUT IT
 crunchymush: you should have a vacuum because you suck
 duckfarts: modern magic
Image 77727   01-20-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
276
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm sick of these motherf*ckin' dogs on these motherf*ckin' dinosaurs
 Mr. Shine: We're Back!!
 Alastair: @duckfarts That's clearly Beast Wars Megatron
 duckfarts: get off the meth, barney
Image 77726   01-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
905
 
 Fanthemadman: Cacti...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
 Murm Gungus: m/ m/
 XLY: Desert Rock
 goat: Appeared soon after slayer agreed to do burning man
Image 77725   01-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
744
 
 Air Biscuit: If you build rowboat... spider will come.
 redrex: lolololololololol
 Throb: @AdamBomb286 down the stream of blood, that is.
 dark.elf.raya: "Sit down you're rocking the boat"
 Catcat: Was the kid's name Alaster Smythe?
 CrustyDusty: The kid shows ambition. That's a good thing.
 Mister S: I too will someday build a spider rowboat.
 AdamBomb286: Row, row, row your bot, gently down the stream...
 DrinkMixMan: Until it became sentient, spider rowbot was a great way to get across a lake...
 XLY: spider rowbot kills everyone equally
 duckfarts: what a coincidence, this was MLK's other dream
 Coolguy: That rowbot will not be kind to black or white people.
Image 77724   01-20-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
618
 
 DerpatronSlurpinator: Grumpy fish
 hnnngh: HARRUMPH *blub*
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Whiskers: Uncle Leo?
 Bile: I OWN TOO MANY POTATOES
 Catcat: You'd be mad for such a bullshit aquarium, too
 ThatGuy: If Eugene Levy was a goldfish.
 daver: despite all my rage...
 goat: IM MAD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHY
Image 77723   01-19-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
420
 
 Micro Jackson: This how I roll now
 duckfarts: oh hey, the joker's back yet again
 GoodSir: I thought he had ALS, apparently that's just a cover for the fact that Bane broke his spine.
 goat: Even he wouldnt accept the tank controls in arkham knight
 AdamBomb286: The Dark Knight Returns Part 4
Image 77722   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
550
 
 Shay: Meth in baseball.
 Coolguy: 2012 he didn't hit for shit...
 Jack Daniels: I don't know anything about baseball, but this amused me. Unlike Robert Andino, who is not amused.
 duckfarts: death is certain
Image 77721   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
393
 
 Air Biscuit: Sequel to dick in a box?
 Jaunty Shrimp: The ghetto could be fun sometimes.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A refrigerator box was my favorite childhood toy. It was my clubhouse for the neighborhood kids. I charged them a nickel to come inside.
 Skaalar: Kid's got his shit together
 CrustyDusty: @goat: Indeed, this one has attained Enlightenment.
 goat: Childhood perfected
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 77720   01-19-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
859
 
 Chest Rockwell: I've seen this. The frisbee doesn't get any action.
 Mr. Shine: "Get on out of here lady! We're about to get down on this sexy flying disc!"
 Catcat: Czech porn skips the girl entirely
 CrustyDusty: The kerning in that title is triggering my inner typographer. Like batshit aggro.
 AdamBomb286: Or even Frisbee
 AdamBomb286: Who names their daughter Frosbee?
 Annoying Vegan : That's a nice, fancy "r".
 duckfarts: every college has them
 Dobly: Oh man, I laughed way too hard at this
 Alastair: This is now my second favorite insult, after Dicksmith.
 Nope: I smell a devil's threesome
 Alastair: This is
Image 77719   01-19-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Image 77718 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Kim. We'll pray for you, Kim.
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