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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
249
 
 Air Biscuit: I was elvis one time for halloween, and people thought i was a princess.
 hnnngh: And of course Butthorn is a Harry Potter fangirl. Also @SunWukong GET OUT
 grizzly: @CrustyDusty @Catcat I think @a robot nailed it. It's called butthorn.
 Archchancellor Ridcully: A bloody woman going to a magical academy? Stuff and nonsense, everyone knows mucking about with the fabric of reality is man's work! Get back to the kitchen and cook something or have a baby or smelt iron or whatever it is you women do.
 CrustyDusty: @Catcat : couldn't be "whisklacking"?
 Catcat: @CrustyDusty judging by all those new words for abscure conditions it's "bezemfgunst"
 CrustyDusty: I believe there's a buzzword for this.
 SunWukong: I like Butthorn.
 a robot: YOU COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND BUY A FUCKING BROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SO......SO BUTTHORN ABOUT IT
 crunchymush: you should have a vacuum because you suck
 duckfarts: modern magic
Image 77727   01-20-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
276
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm sick of these motherf*ckin' dogs on these motherf*ckin' dinosaurs
 Wumph Morms: We're Back!!
 Alastair: @duckfarts That's clearly Beast Wars Megatron
 duckfarts: get off the meth, barney
Image 77726   01-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
905
 
 Fanthemadman: Cacti...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
 Murm Gungus: m/ m/
 XLY: Desert Rock
 goat: Appeared soon after slayer agreed to do burning man
Image 77725   01-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
744
 
 Air Biscuit: If you build rowboat... spider will come.
 redrex: lolololololololol
 Throb: @AdamBomb286 down the stream of blood, that is.
 dark.elf.raya: "Sit down you're rocking the boat"
 Catcat: Was the kid's name Alaster Smythe?
 CrustyDusty: The kid shows ambition. That's a good thing.
 Mister S: I too will someday build a spider rowboat.
 AdamBomb286: Row, row, row your bot, gently down the stream...
 DrinkMixMan: Until it became sentient, spider rowbot was a great way to get across a lake...
 XLY: spider rowbot kills everyone equally
 duckfarts: what a coincidence, this was MLK's other dream
 Coolguy: That rowbot will not be kind to black or white people.
Image 77724   01-20-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
618
 
 DerpatronSlurpinator: Grumpy fish
 hnnngh: HARRUMPH *blub*
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Whiskers: Uncle Leo?
 Bile: I OWN TOO MANY POTATOES
 Catcat: You'd be mad for such a bullshit aquarium, too
 ThatGuy: If Eugene Levy was a goldfish.
 daver: despite all my rage...
 goat: IM MAD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHY
Image 77723   01-19-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
420
 
 Micro Jackson: This how I roll now
 duckfarts: oh hey, the joker's back yet again
 GoodSir: I thought he had ALS, apparently that's just a cover for the fact that Bane broke his spine.
 goat: Even he wouldnt accept the tank controls in arkham knight
 AdamBomb286: The Dark Knight Returns Part 4
Image 77722   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
550
 
 Shay: Meth in baseball.
 Coolguy: 2012 he didn't hit for shit...
 Jack Daniels: I don't know anything about baseball, but this amused me. Unlike Robert Andino, who is not amused.
 duckfarts: death is certain
Image 77721   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
393
 
 Air Biscuit: Sequel to dick in a box?
 Jaunty Shrimp: The ghetto could be fun sometimes.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A refrigerator box was my favorite childhood toy. It was my clubhouse for the neighborhood kids. I charged them a nickel to come inside.
 Skaalar: Kid's got his shit together
 CrustyDusty: @goat: Indeed, this one has attained Enlightenment.
 goat: Childhood perfected
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 77720   01-19-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
859
 
 Chest Rockwell: I've seen this. The frisbee doesn't get any action.
 KEKOEKEOEK: "Get on out of here lady! We're about to get down on this sexy flying disc!"
 Catcat: Czech porn skips the girl entirely
 CrustyDusty: The kerning in that title is triggering my inner typographer. Like batshit aggro.
 AdamBomb286: Or even Frisbee
 AdamBomb286: Who names their daughter Frosbee?
 Annoying Vegan : That's a nice, fancy "r".
 duckfarts: every college has them
 Dobly: Oh man, I laughed way too hard at this
 Alastair: This is now my second favorite insult, after Dicksmith.
 Nope: I smell a devil's threesome
 Alastair: This is
Image 77719   01-19-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Image 77718 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Kim. Boo, Kim.
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