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257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

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 Korrok: It has begun.
 carpwoman: vin Wisconsin!
 carpwoman: Two summers ago the mayflies were so thick clouds of them showed up on the weather radar.
 hnnngh: Burn it down. It's the only way to make sure.
 Mr. Shine: This looks like a GREAT time to be somewhere else! Also, @CrustyDusty +1 for science!
 Jaunty Shrimp: And they'll buzz and they'll buzz and they'll sting your house in
 CrustyDusty: They're not bees, they are shadfly (relatives of mayflies). If you've ever been to North Bay, Ontario at the June-July transition, you'd be covered head to toe in these things. Wait till it gets dark, and the air is so thick with them that visibility can be reduced to mere feet. Don't drive, it's worse than riding a banan skin on a skating rink.
 5 Headed Snake God: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
 fanny: what are they? did I just discover a new fear?
 beep: "Where's the party?"
 Nope: @Red I wish I lived on the beach.
 jon do: You! You, the building with the beard! Stop!
 Minx: this is what happens if you don't hide the body well enough
 Red: welcome to the house of nope
Image 75812   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Red Mercer
 Jaunty Shrimp: His dick! His dick! His dick is on fire! We don't need no water, let the mothereffer burn!
 heck: Burn, Dick, burn
 On Spec: @Red because dickbutt is always the answer
 Mexico: It's not funny! My ass is on fire!
 dobbiesdoogs: his dick is just flapping to the side in the wind, which is making the fire worse
 Minx: @Red I think the stick figures name is Dick
 Red: why is his dick on his butt
Image 75811   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 hex0: Except FedEx drops off smart post when they feel like it and then USPS gets blamed for delivering it late.
 Chronic Fatigue: Congress is forcing the post office to prefund 75 years of retiree health care benefits in just 10 years, throwing it's finances in a mess. This makes UPS and FedEx rates seem comparable.
 Lutha: this explains why dell can't get my fuckin computer to me!!!!
 AdamBomb286: @jon do Yep. They forgot the part where the mailman leaves you a slip to come to the post office and get it your damn self.
 Jesus: that's a salty house
 jon do: so the final link is that the mailman takes an extra day or two when you paid fedex prices for speed
 WaffleIron: Where's the black hole? I know the packages orbit a black hole because some are sucked past the event horizon never to contribute to the universe again.
Image 75810   01-10-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
 snekeyes: That Bowel looks pissed - steer clear.
 Science: @hex0: I disagree. I think I've gone just far enough.
 hex0: Science has gone too far.
 Poop van Pants: Yay !!! Remember , you don't need to run faster than the Owlbear, you just need to roll initiative and have a better movement rate than everyone else
 fatman: @Poop van Pants someone found you an owlbear
 5 Headed Snake God: Owlbears in some games will rip your goddamn arm off.
 CrustyDusty: I like the cut of your jib, @Darth Bater.
 Murdertaco: Got i hated those owlbears casting wrath agein and agein.
 bubbles: Rad voted because this is now basically a cat.
 fanny: b'owl
 AdamBomb286: Clangeddin's beard!
 Greyfeathers: Meh. Not that much of a challenge. Just need to get a party together...
Image 75809   01-10-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 wwwdotcom: well that kid had what was coming to him :-/
 crudites: Especially wordy ones with no payoff, like here
 crudites: I don't read webcomics posted here anymore.
 Minx: Id punch the kid in the face, then go back to the present and watch the old man die
Image 75808   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 Jaunty Shrimp: I guess he was only halfway mad.
 GoodSir: Guarded escort to Madame Tussaud's
 BFHoodrich: Some people would quit when they realized how SO much effort was going to look SO awful... not this motherfucker tho. Radded for that.
 beep: Elaborate. Need some more work around the legs area though...
 jon do: quickly, tip him over
 Cheeze: Never skip leg day
 TotalWar: AND allow you to go to the bathroom.
 a robot: A good costume should at least leave your hands free for drinking purposes
Image 75807   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 NO JOKES: holy shit business cat doesnt look so nice like this. awesome.
 celebgate: "Doral - The Cigarette That Doesn't Cop-Out On Flavor"
 Mr. Shine: 50 Shades Of What The Hell Is This
 ughjeez: I do say, Jenkins! It's a purrfect day for a hostile corporate takeover.
 redpeepee: Wait, this picture doesn't make sense. Why is there a tiny computer on his tie?!
 AutoDisaster: Business cat!
 TotalWar: Blacksad?
 Paint Chips: Ha ha ha, cats can't smoke!
Image 75806   01-10-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 Georgeous: When you try to secretly sell people your jizz but can keep from cracking up.
 Kool Aid Man: This will go great with my ROFL PENNE
 CrustyDusty: White pasta sauces always make me laugh too.
 namename: Lots of Love, Alfredo sauce
Image 75805   01-10-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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