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248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

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Image 75814 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

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 Korrok: It has begun.
 carpwoman: vin Wisconsin!
 carpwoman: Two summers ago the mayflies were so thick clouds of them showed up on the weather radar.
 hnnngh: Burn it down. It's the only way to make sure.
 Mr. Shine: This looks like a GREAT time to be somewhere else! Also, @CrustyDusty +1 for science!
 Jaunty Shrimp: And they'll buzz and they'll buzz and they'll sting your house in
 CrustyDusty: They're not bees, they are shadfly (relatives of mayflies). If you've ever been to North Bay, Ontario at the June-July transition, you'd be covered head to toe in these things. Wait till it gets dark, and the air is so thick with them that visibility can be reduced to mere feet. Don't drive, it's worse than riding a banan skin on a skating rink.
 5 Headed Snake God: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
 fanny: what are they? did I just discover a new fear?
 beep: "Where's the party?"
 Nope: @Red I wish I lived on the beach.
 jon do: You! You, the building with the beard! Stop!
 Minx: this is what happens if you don't hide the body well enough
 Red: welcome to the house of nope
Image 75812   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Red Mercer
 Jaunty Shrimp: His dick! His dick! His dick is on fire! We don't need no water, let the mothereffer burn!
 heck: Burn, Dick, burn
 On Spec: @Red because dickbutt is always the answer
 Mexico: It's not funny! My ass is on fire!
 dobbiesdoogs: his dick is just flapping to the side in the wind, which is making the fire worse
 Minx: @Red I think the stick figures name is Dick
 Red: why is his dick on his butt
Image 75811   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 hex0: Except FedEx drops off smart post when they feel like it and then USPS gets blamed for delivering it late.
 Chronic Fatigue: Congress is forcing the post office to prefund 75 years of retiree health care benefits in just 10 years, throwing it's finances in a mess. This makes UPS and FedEx rates seem comparable.
 Lutha: this explains why dell can't get my fuckin computer to me!!!!
 AdamBomb286: @jon do Yep. They forgot the part where the mailman leaves you a slip to come to the post office and get it your damn self.
 Jesus: that's a salty house
 jon do: so the final link is that the mailman takes an extra day or two when you paid fedex prices for speed
 WaffleIron: Where's the black hole? I know the packages orbit a black hole because some are sucked past the event horizon never to contribute to the universe again.
Image 75810   01-10-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
 snekeyes: That Bowel looks pissed - steer clear.
 Science: @hex0: I disagree. I think I've gone just far enough.
 hex0: Science has gone too far.
 Poop van Pants: Yay !!! Remember , you don't need to run faster than the Owlbear, you just need to roll initiative and have a better movement rate than everyone else
 fatman: @Poop van Pants someone found you an owlbear
 5 Headed Snake God: Owlbears in some games will rip your goddamn arm off.
 CrustyDusty: I like the cut of your jib, @Darth Bater.
 Murdertaco: Got i hated those owlbears casting wrath agein and agein.
 bubbles: Rad voted because this is now basically a cat.
 fanny: b'owl
 AdamBomb286: Clangeddin's beard!
 Greyfeathers: Meh. Not that much of a challenge. Just need to get a party together...
Image 75809   01-10-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 wwwdotcom: well that kid had what was coming to him :-/
 crudites: Especially wordy ones with no payoff, like here
 crudites: I don't read webcomics posted here anymore.
 Minx: Id punch the kid in the face, then go back to the present and watch the old man die
Image 75808   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 Jaunty Shrimp: I guess he was only halfway mad.
 GoodSir: Guarded escort to Madame Tussaud's
 BFHoodrich: Some people would quit when they realized how SO much effort was going to look SO awful... not this motherfucker tho. Radded for that.
 beep: Elaborate. Need some more work around the legs area though...
 jon do: quickly, tip him over
 Cheeze: Never skip leg day
 TotalWar: AND allow you to go to the bathroom.
 a robot: A good costume should at least leave your hands free for drinking purposes
Image 75807   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 NO JOKES: holy shit business cat doesnt look so nice like this. awesome.
 celebgate: "Doral - The Cigarette That Doesn't Cop-Out On Flavor"
 Mr. Shine: 50 Shades Of What The Hell Is This
 ughjeez: I do say, Jenkins! It's a purrfect day for a hostile corporate takeover.
 redpeepee: Wait, this picture doesn't make sense. Why is there a tiny computer on his tie?!
 AutoDisaster: Business cat!
 TotalWar: Blacksad?
 Paint Chips: Ha ha ha, cats can't smoke!
Image 75806   01-10-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 Georgeous: When you try to secretly sell people your jizz but can keep from cracking up.
 Kool Aid Man: This will go great with my ROFL PENNE
 CrustyDusty: White pasta sauces always make me laugh too.
 namename: Lots of Love, Alfredo sauce
Image 75805   01-10-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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