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268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

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268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!



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Image 75814 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Phil. Your image was bad, Uncle Phil.
Image 75813 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Michael Tripe. We'll pray for you, Michael Tripe.
Score:
529
 
 Korrok: It has begun.
 zoso: vin Wisconsin!
 KickassHellyeah: Two summers ago the mayflies were so thick clouds of them showed up on the weather radar.
 hnnngh: Burn it down. It's the only way to make sure.
 Watch Out: This looks like a GREAT time to be somewhere else! Also, @CrustyDusty +1 for science!
 Jaunty Shrimp: And they'll buzz and they'll buzz and they'll sting your house in
 CrustyDusty: They're not bees, they are shadfly (relatives of mayflies). If you've ever been to North Bay, Ontario at the June-July transition, you'd be covered head to toe in these things. Wait till it gets dark, and the air is so thick with them that visibility can be reduced to mere feet. Don't drive, it's worse than riding a banan skin on a skating rink.
 5 Headed Snake God: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
 fanny: what are they? did I just discover a new fear?
 beep: "Where's the party?"
 Mr. Butt: NOOOOOOONOTTHEBEESNOTTHEBEESTHEYREINMYEYESNOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Nope: @Red I wish I lived on the beach.
 jon do: You! You, the building with the beard! Stop!
 Minx: this is what happens if you don't hide the body well enough
 Red: welcome to the house of nope
Image 75812   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Red Mercer
Score:
290
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: His dick! His dick! His dick is on fire! We don't need no water, let the mothereffer burn!
 heck: Burn, Dick, burn
 On Spec: @Red because dickbutt is always the answer
 Mexico: It's not funny! My ass is on fire!
 dobbiesdoogs: his dick is just flapping to the side in the wind, which is making the fire worse
 Minx: @Red I think the stick figures name is Dick
 Red: why is his dick on his butt
Image 75811   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
156
 
 hex0: Except FedEx drops off smart post when they feel like it and then USPS gets blamed for delivering it late.
 Chronic Fatigue: Congress is forcing the post office to prefund 75 years of retiree health care benefits in just 10 years, throwing it's finances in a mess. This makes UPS and FedEx rates seem comparable.
 Lutha: this explains why dell can't get my fuckin computer to me!!!!
 AdamBomb286: @jon do Yep. They forgot the part where the mailman leaves you a slip to come to the post office and get it your damn self.
 Jesus: that's a salty house
 jon do: so the final link is that the mailman takes an extra day or two when you paid fedex prices for speed
 WaffleIron: Where's the black hole? I know the packages orbit a black hole because some are sucked past the event horizon never to contribute to the universe again.
Image 75810   01-10-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
688
 
 snekeyes: That Bowel looks pissed - steer clear.
 Science: @hex0: I disagree. I think I've gone just far enough.
 hex0: Science has gone too far.
 Poop van Pants: Yay !!! Remember , you don't need to run faster than the Owlbear, you just need to roll initiative and have a better movement rate than everyone else
 fatman: @Poop van Pants someone found you an owlbear
 5 Headed Snake God: Owlbears in some games will rip your goddamn arm off.
 CrustyDusty: I like the cut of your jib, @Darth Bater.
 Murdertaco: Got i hated those owlbears casting wrath agein and agein.
 bubbles: Rad voted because this is now basically a cat.
 fanny: b'owl
 AdamBomb286: Clangeddin's beard!
 Greyfeathers: Meh. Not that much of a challenge. Just need to get a party together...
Image 75809   01-10-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
522
 
 wwwdotcom: well that kid had what was coming to him :-/
 crudites: Especially wordy ones with no payoff, like here
 crudites: I don't read webcomics posted here anymore.
 Minx: Id punch the kid in the face, then go back to the present and watch the old man die
Image 75808   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
713
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I guess he was only halfway mad.
 GoodSir: Guarded escort to Madame Tussaud's
 BFHoodrich: Some people would quit when they realized how SO much effort was going to look SO awful... not this motherfucker tho. Radded for that.
 beep: Elaborate. Need some more work around the legs area though...
 jon do: quickly, tip him over
 Cheeze: Never skip leg day
 TotalWar: AND allow you to go to the bathroom.
 a robot: A good costume should at least leave your hands free for drinking purposes
Image 75807   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
534
 
 NO JOKES: holy shit business cat doesnt look so nice like this. awesome.
 celebgate: "Doral - The Cigarette That Doesn't Cop-Out On Flavor"
 GTA VII: 50 Shades Of What The Hell Is This
 ughjeez: I do say, Jenkins! It's a purrfect day for a hostile corporate takeover.
 redpeepee: Wait, this picture doesn't make sense. Why is there a tiny computer on his tie?!
 AutoDisaster: Business cat!
 TotalWar: Blacksad?
 Paint Chips: Ha ha ha, cats can't smoke!
Image 75806   01-10-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
301
 
 Georgeous: When you try to secretly sell people your jizz but can keep from cracking up.
 Kool Aid Man: This will go great with my ROFL PENNE
 CrustyDusty: White pasta sauces always make me laugh too.
 namename: Lots of Love, Alfredo sauce
Image 75805   01-10-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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