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273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do



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613
 
 PrivateerBlack: Who cares about the caption? Good looking dogs can hold their own.
 obama: friend this
 CrustyDusty: Award won for Most Neutral Uncaptionable Image
 Uncle Larry: No, I do not have a good caption for this one. Thanks for asking, friendly spaceship.
Image 75757   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
245
 
 PrivateerBlack: That moment when everyone hears you rip ass and your bae isn't there to blame
 CrustyDusty: Hey guys, camera is over HERE.
 Mister S: I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
 bag o bones: Her yearbook just says "very busy girl"
 a robot: @KnowLifer One of my recent uploads was commented on by user "another robot," so I just assume someone is trolling
 tacticaljay: This porn is disturbingly normal.
 KnowLifer: why did toaster posted this pic and poaster commented on this pic first...
 poaster: Meanwhile, gay dude with the hat on the right is checking his teammate's ass
Image 75756   01-10-16   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
428
 
 let it go: He delivers pizza to super heros? Tell us more about the heros you met, disturbingly old pizza man!
 DrinkMixMan: Not all superheroes wear underwear (outside or inside their pants)
 boner: There's nothing super about a 40 year old pizza guy.
 KnowLifer: You've saved our party! You are the real hero.
 a robot: *ware
 A duck: "wear"
 skylark: Your late..
 Skinr: true; Spider-Man used to deliver pizzas, too
 Tim Clinties: *cape's
Image 75755   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
206
 
 CrustyDusty: @Snake Jesus: So, you've had 8 years of Change now. Sick of it yet? :)
 Snake Jesus: This sticker is from 2008. I own this sticker. Who took my sticker
 A duck: Then ask your boss to get paid in money instead of gas, dummy.
Image 75754   01-10-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
306
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Schizophrenia is hard to joke about. Maybe I will think of one in a couple decades.
 Defiance: Schizophrenic doesn't actually mean that.
 bigfarter: Something someone wearing a tweety bird shirt would make
 Niels Bohr: AND COMMIT FRAUDULENT
 imaginary gf: This picture is older than I am
 Pizza: @DonkeyPuncher I should have known BLOODDEATHCHICKENpox was contagious.
 Anus: I HOPE BLOODDEATHCHICKEN BADVOTES THIS AND THE BADVOTE BECOMES SELF AWARE AND TURNS INTO NASCAR DRIVERS WHO THINK THEY'RE ON FIRE AND RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES UNTIL THEY PUKE UP JELLO CATS MADE OF POTATOES AND THE POTATOES REFORM AND TAKE OVER THE INTERNETS
Image 75753   01-10-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
686
 
 SomeCanadian: The QA dept has really been stepping up their game.
 hajjpodge: The Jericho reboot is looking pretty rad.
 CrustyDusty: Typical tiger... of course, he would have a Panasonic.
 grizzly: It is tax season.
 Pingu IRL: Is that toughbook tough enough?
 Mexico: I'm gonna dox you, zookeeper.
 A duck: "Ohmygod, can you BELIEVE what Monica posted on Facebook?!"
 Red: this is how they test the reinforcement
Image 75752   01-10-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
498
 
 Skinr: too ugly to display, but too expensive-looking to throw away
 CrustyDusty: Nostalgia attack! I grew up with this exact model in my house. An early Singer, ca.1910. The scrolled curving front edge is the hallmark of this particular model. Ours was missing the extension board though.
 FarmerWalk: @A duck - mine too. When I was living in China I wowed everyone by knowing how to use one.
 champeen: I still use a similar one sometimes. It's relaxing, I hate the electric one.
 ann: that's a good price for that thing.
 Grandma P: Yes I do
 A duck: My grandma had a sewing machine like that.
 copunter: thing for sale. it most furiously reeks of labor and/or concentration. I've resolved to eliminate the means of production from my life entirely
Image 75751   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
215
 
 CrustyDusty: @Trirm Morpomple: no Reptilian either. This guide is bunk. Probably Grey propaganda.
 WaffleIron: I bet cats are the aliens. We are already enslaved.
 karpeles: Can't spell humanoid right.
 Trirm Morpomple: No Nordic 3.2/10
 Janston: That mantis knows Kung fu.
 someguynameded: I didn't know that Mark Hammill played an alien in "Corvette Summer"
 athiest: where is immergrantay?
Image 75750   01-10-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Image 75749 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flying sheep. Your image was bad, flying sheep.
Score:
220
 
 Skinr: "Winston tastes good, like a *puff, puff* cigarette should!"
 snipdawg: Jet fuel can not melt a Kennedy!
 A Jolly Good Fellow: See the little cloud behind his head? There was a second cigar!
 Chronic Fatigue: Good thing I stocked up on these Cuban cigars before I embargoed the place.
Image 75748   01-10-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
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