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234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

233990  Dresdenkeogh: Accidentally badded. You know what you doot

234003  Dresdenkeogh: I shall name him " vase or two faces in profile?"

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.



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Score:
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 superfudge: The deluxe French Tickler.
 KnowLifer: This machine is in Prague erotic museum.
 shitshow: dare you to sniff the 200 year old crotch feathers
 Crabapples: That would be a fun game, guess who's a girl.
 Rent A Dog: The deluxe French Tickler.
 Robespierre: Top work, @SomeCanadian; it's my favorite - you're the raspberries!
 SomeCanadian: Also, here ya go @Robespierre #73465
 SomeCanadian: I think @Jollywell should meet @chickwithdick
 JollyWell: guess what Flirb Dampumple, women don't usually say they're women online because they get harrassed. they pick generic user names and don't mention they're women. saves a lot of headache.
 a robot: vvv Sorry, greater than zero. Need either more or less liquor to function properly
 a robot: @Flirb Dampumple The number is less than zero. For example, I know for a fact that there is a least one lady robot on the Spaceship. We could take a poll or something
 Robespierre: @SomeCanadian: If you live to serve, go make me a sandwich.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot I live to serve. Actually I live for petty petty revenge, but serving is a bonus.
 ethernet: Let's just ask the women of friendly spaceship if it would work. Oh right.
 Crabapples: Not as clumsy or random as a drilldo; an elegant sex toy for a more civilised age.
 agentorange: I do believe Hysteria 2011 is an accurate glimpse of those hysterical women. @SomeCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian You are teaching me so many facts about history today!
 Knice: It's for determining the sensitivity of your nutsack. It test-tickles testicles.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot @Catcat No you don't understand. Victorian women were actually full of feathers. The overabundance of feathers blocked their humour glands. This machine removed the feathers, freeing them to have orgasms and not behave like humourless Victorian bitches.
 a robot: @Catcat Yeah that, and also orgasms
 Catcat: @a robot to relieve easily excitable women of their hysterical humours?
 a robot: @SomeCanadian It just doesn't seem like feathers would be the most effective tool for the job
 SomeCanadian: This is an hysteria relieving machine, probably from the Victorian era. It was designed to give women orgasms and relieve their hysterical humours to make them more tolerable human beings.
 Knice: This is for working up to #72110.
Image 73472   12-30-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
Score:
94
 
 berlin: best moment of my life
 arglebargle: If you can't find time to hold hands while you're driving a manual you need to not be driving.
 Knice: So, you'd rather hold a shaft.
Image 73471   12-30-15   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
156
 
 wwwdotcom: mom, your handwriting is deplorable.
 San DoDo: Y'all
 savvoy: I can't decide if this is a hilariously obvious student forgery or a tragic authentic parent note.
 skillet: Me fail English?
 beep: ... to do air porty stuff. An dat takes lods of time!
Image 73470   12-30-15   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
167
 
 god666: i dub thee nasty goat.
 Ulillillia: 4
 dark.elf.raya: Called Rainbow!
 dark.elf.raya: This must be Korrok's trusty steed!
 Janston: If those are beltsbelts, he must be a new Final Fantasy character.
 james: Krenshar: 4HD. AC 0. Neutral, Uncommon. Treasure Type F.
 Robespierre: Mmm .. sinewy
 Knice: Is your girlfriend made of shoelaces?
Image 73469   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
Score:
133
 
 hurr: acid? on my bathroom floor?
 Heroin Bob: Free candy!
 a robot: Someone's got a secret admirier!
 beep: "Oops, my heart fell out! Silly me."
Image 73468   12-30-15   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
84
 
 Korrok: Ah, the ever-encroaching blackness. Reminds me of the salty joys of youth.
 happier: she's damn hot.
 Anus: The seats started out plain grey. This isn't the first film made there.
 Crabapples: @hurr, google reverse image search should prove useful in the future
 hurr: hate to be that guy but...who's that ..."actress" ( i know the site but i don't care for pseudo taxi bullshit)
 Crabapples: Twist: it's not her talking.
 Science: She is amazing. It's too bad this was never posted to the Internet...
 Annoying Vegan : That is one helluva cowlick.
 Robespierre: @somedude: ***COUGH***
 Knice: This porn makes me want towhack off.
 beep: Interestingly, how would you interpret the answers "yes" and "no" to that question?
Image 73467   12-30-15   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
325
 
 taiko: that's me on any given night.
 Robespierre: El Gato Borracho
 Noremak: Odio los gatos
 a robot: We've all been there, cat
 HermwoodLitmajor: Whiskey : Scotch :: Tequila : Mezcal
 Robespierre: Siesta
Image 73466   12-30-15   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
252
 
 Janston: My fetish is putting this face on my face and then pretending to sleepwalk around the mall.
 Science: @Robespierre: It's a Manwich!
 Robespierre: @Science: My sandwich: #73472
 Science: What's in the box?
 Mr. Shine: And if we don't get the ransom immediately, you'll never see little Timmy . . . I mean THE REST of little Timmy . . . well, crap.
 HermwoodLitmajor: I used to love the wintergreen wax faces, but now I can only find cherry ones
 Knice: I started packing my own lunches after that.
Image 73465   12-30-15   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
123
 
 Jolly Well: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 dingding: please don't do that. so wasteful.
 Unicorn: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 Robespierre: Oh, God, no ... an invasion of the Reds...
 Knice: Dang, your butt's so nasty the paper fled.
Image 73464   12-30-15   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
149
 
 daisy picker: pretty much sums up my christmas
 Janston: Fuck yeah I'm a goat skull this kicks ass
 Catcat: That's why I never go to Romania
 HermwoodLitmajor: Testing. Filter. Filters. Switcherino. Testing.
 dark.elf.raya: @Korrok Thank you. As ever, I remain your humble servant.
 Knice: LOL "@Korroks be crazy" :D
 Korrok: Close enough.
 Korrok: Ok, third time's the charm. Korrok agrees. Korroks be crazy.
 Korrok: Filters be crazy.
 Korrok: @dark.elf.raya This agrees. You have served him well.
 dark.elf.raya: Hail Korrok
Image 73463   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
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