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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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 superfudge: The deluxe French Tickler.
 KnowLifer: This machine is in Prague erotic museum.
 shitshow: dare you to sniff the 200 year old crotch feathers
 Crabapples: That would be a fun game, guess who's a girl.
 Rent A Dog: The deluxe French Tickler.
 champeen: Top work, @SomeCanadian; it's my favorite - you're the raspberries!
 SomeCanadian: Also, here ya go @Robespierre #73465
 SomeCanadian: I think @Jollywell should meet @chickwithdick
 JollyWell: guess what Flirb Dampumple, women don't usually say they're women online because they get harrassed. they pick generic user names and don't mention they're women. saves a lot of headache.
 a robot: vvv Sorry, greater than zero. Need either more or less liquor to function properly
 a robot: @Flirb Dampumple The number is less than zero. For example, I know for a fact that there is a least one lady robot on the Spaceship. We could take a poll or something
 Natch: @SomeCanadian: If you live to serve, go make me a sandwich.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot I live to serve. Actually I live for petty petty revenge, but serving is a bonus.
 ethernet: Let's just ask the women of friendly spaceship if it would work. Oh right.
 Crabapples: Not as clumsy or random as a drilldo; an elegant sex toy for a more civilised age.
 agentorange: I do believe Hysteria 2011 is an accurate glimpse of those hysterical women. @SomeCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian You are teaching me so many facts about history today!
 Knice: It's for determining the sensitivity of your nutsack. It test-tickles testicles.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot @Catcat No you don't understand. Victorian women were actually full of feathers. The overabundance of feathers blocked their humour glands. This machine removed the feathers, freeing them to have orgasms and not behave like humourless Victorian bitches.
 a robot: @Catcat Yeah that, and also orgasms
 Catcat: @a robot to relieve easily excitable women of their hysterical humours?
 a robot: @SomeCanadian It just doesn't seem like feathers would be the most effective tool for the job
 SomeCanadian: This is an hysteria relieving machine, probably from the Victorian era. It was designed to give women orgasms and relieve their hysterical humours to make them more tolerable human beings.
 Knice: This is for working up to #72110.
Image 73472   12-30-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
Score:
118
 
 berlin: best moment of my life
 arglebargle: If you can't find time to hold hands while you're driving a manual you need to not be driving.
 Knice: So, you'd rather hold a shaft.
Image 73471   12-30-15   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
156
 
 wwwdotcom: mom, your handwriting is deplorable.
 San DoDo: Y'all
 savvoy: I can't decide if this is a hilariously obvious student forgery or a tragic authentic parent note.
 skillet: Me fail English?
 beep: ... to do air porty stuff. An dat takes lods of time!
Image 73470   12-30-15   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
167
 
 god666: i dub thee nasty goat.
 jonz: 4
 dark.elf.raya: Called Rainbow!
 dark.elf.raya: This must be Korrok's trusty steed!
 Janston: If those are beltsbelts, he must be a new Final Fantasy character.
 james: Krenshar: 4HD. AC 0. Neutral, Uncommon. Treasure Type F.
 courtney: Mmm .. sinewy
 Knice: Is your girlfriend made of shoelaces?
Image 73469   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
Score:
133
 
 hurr: acid? on my bathroom floor?
 Heroin Bob: Free candy!
 a robot: Someone's got a secret admirier!
 beep: "Oops, my heart fell out! Silly me."
Image 73468   12-30-15   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
75
 
 Korrok: Ah, the ever-encroaching blackness. Reminds me of the salty joys of youth.
 happier: she's damn hot.
 Anus: The seats started out plain grey. This isn't the first film made there.
 Crabapples: @hurr, google reverse image search should prove useful in the future
 hurr: hate to be that guy but...who's that ..."actress" ( i know the site but i don't care for pseudo taxi bullshit)
 Crabapples: Twist: it's not her talking.
 Science: She is amazing. It's too bad this was never posted to the Internet...
 Annoying Vegan : That is one helluva cowlick.
 bookcase: @somedude: ***COUGH***
 Knice: This porn makes me want towhack off.
 beep: Interestingly, how would you interpret the answers "yes" and "no" to that question?
Image 73467   12-30-15   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
325
 
 taiko: that's me on any given night.
 abrahamx: El Gato Borracho
 Noremak: Odio los gatos
 a robot: We've all been there, cat
 HermwoodLitmajor: Whiskey : Scotch :: Tequila : Mezcal
 karpeles: Siesta
Image 73466   12-30-15   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
252
 
 Janston: My fetish is putting this face on my face and then pretending to sleepwalk around the mall.
 Science: @Robespierre: It's a Manwich!
 artfulcodger: @Science: My sandwich: #73472
 Science: What's in the box?
 big butt bum: And if we don't get the ransom immediately, you'll never see little Timmy . . . I mean THE REST of little Timmy . . . well, crap.
 HermwoodLitmajor: I used to love the wintergreen wax faces, but now I can only find cherry ones
 Knice: I started packing my own lunches after that.
Image 73465   12-30-15   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
123
 
 Jolly Well: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 dingding: please don't do that. so wasteful.
 Unicorn: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 madmax1: Oh, God, no ... an invasion of the Reds...
 Knice: Dang, your butt's so nasty the paper fled.
Image 73464   12-30-15   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
149
 
 daisy picker: pretty much sums up my christmas
 Janston: Fuck yeah I'm a goat skull this kicks ass
 Catcat: That's why I never go to Romania
 HermwoodLitmajor: Testing. Filter. Filters. Switcherino. Testing.
 dark.elf.raya: @Korrok Thank you. As ever, I remain your humble servant.
 Knice: LOL "@Korroks be crazy" :D
 Korrok: Close enough.
 Korrok: Ok, third time's the charm. Korrok agrees. Korroks be crazy.
 Korrok: Filters be crazy.
 Korrok: @dark.elf.raya This agrees. You have served him well.
 dark.elf.raya: Hail Korrok
Image 73463   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
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