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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

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 superfudge: The deluxe French Tickler.
 KnowLifer: This machine is in Prague erotic museum.
 shitshow: dare you to sniff the 200 year old crotch feathers
 Crabapples: That would be a fun game, guess who's a girl.
 Rent A Dog: The deluxe French Tickler.
 champeen: Top work, @SomeCanadian; it's my favorite - you're the raspberries!
 SomeCanadian: Also, here ya go @Robespierre #73465
 SomeCanadian: I think @Jollywell should meet @chickwithdick
 JollyWell: guess what Flirb Dampumple, women don't usually say they're women online because they get harrassed. they pick generic user names and don't mention they're women. saves a lot of headache.
 a robot: vvv Sorry, greater than zero. Need either more or less liquor to function properly
 a robot: @Flirb Dampumple The number is less than zero. For example, I know for a fact that there is a least one lady robot on the Spaceship. We could take a poll or something
 Natch: @SomeCanadian: If you live to serve, go make me a sandwich.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot I live to serve. Actually I live for petty petty revenge, but serving is a bonus.
 ethernet: Let's just ask the women of friendly spaceship if it would work. Oh right.
 Crabapples: Not as clumsy or random as a drilldo; an elegant sex toy for a more civilised age.
 agentorange: I do believe Hysteria 2011 is an accurate glimpse of those hysterical women. @SomeCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian You are teaching me so many facts about history today!
 Knice: It's for determining the sensitivity of your nutsack. It test-tickles testicles.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot @Catcat No you don't understand. Victorian women were actually full of feathers. The overabundance of feathers blocked their humour glands. This machine removed the feathers, freeing them to have orgasms and not behave like humourless Victorian bitches.
 a robot: @Catcat Yeah that, and also orgasms
 Catcat: @a robot to relieve easily excitable women of their hysterical humours?
 a robot: @SomeCanadian It just doesn't seem like feathers would be the most effective tool for the job
 SomeCanadian: This is an hysteria relieving machine, probably from the Victorian era. It was designed to give women orgasms and relieve their hysterical humours to make them more tolerable human beings.
 Knice: This is for working up to #72110.
Image 73472   12-30-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
 berlin: best moment of my life
 arglebargle: If you can't find time to hold hands while you're driving a manual you need to not be driving.
 Knice: So, you'd rather hold a shaft.
Image 73471   12-30-15   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 wwwdotcom: mom, your handwriting is deplorable.
 San DoDo: Y'all
 savvoy: I can't decide if this is a hilariously obvious student forgery or a tragic authentic parent note.
 skillet: Me fail English?
 beep: ... to do air porty stuff. An dat takes lods of time!
Image 73470   12-30-15   Uploaded by    betamax
 god666: i dub thee nasty goat.
 jonz: 4
 dark.elf.raya: Called Rainbow!
 dark.elf.raya: This must be Korrok's trusty steed!
 Janston: If those are beltsbelts, he must be a new Final Fantasy character.
 james: Krenshar: 4HD. AC 0. Neutral, Uncommon. Treasure Type F.
 courtney: Mmm .. sinewy
 Knice: Is your girlfriend made of shoelaces?
Image 73469   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
 hurr: acid? on my bathroom floor?
 Heroin Bob: Free candy!
 a robot: Someone's got a secret admirier!
 beep: "Oops, my heart fell out! Silly me."
Image 73468   12-30-15   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Korrok: Ah, the ever-encroaching blackness. Reminds me of the salty joys of youth.
 happier: she's damn hot.
 Anus: The seats started out plain grey. This isn't the first film made there.
 Crabapples: @hurr, google reverse image search should prove useful in the future
 hurr: hate to be that guy but...who's that ..."actress" ( i know the site but i don't care for pseudo taxi bullshit)
 Crabapples: Twist: it's not her talking.
 Science: She is amazing. It's too bad this was never posted to the Internet...
 Annoying Vegan : That is one helluva cowlick.
 bookcase: @somedude: ***COUGH***
 Knice: This porn makes me want towhack off.
 beep: Interestingly, how would you interpret the answers "yes" and "no" to that question?
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 taiko: that's me on any given night.
 abrahamx: El Gato Borracho
 Noremak: Odio los gatos
 a robot: We've all been there, cat
 HermwoodLitmajor: Whiskey : Scotch :: Tequila : Mezcal
 karpeles: Siesta
Image 73466   12-30-15   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Janston: My fetish is putting this face on my face and then pretending to sleepwalk around the mall.
 Science: @Robespierre: It's a Manwich!
 artfulcodger: @Science: My sandwich: #73472
 Science: What's in the box?
 Mr. Shine: And if we don't get the ransom immediately, you'll never see little Timmy . . . I mean THE REST of little Timmy . . . well, crap.
 HermwoodLitmajor: I used to love the wintergreen wax faces, but now I can only find cherry ones
 Knice: I started packing my own lunches after that.
Image 73465   12-30-15   Uploaded by    badger
 Jolly Well: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 dingding: please don't do that. so wasteful.
 Unicorn: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 madmax1: Oh, God, no ... an invasion of the Reds...
 Knice: Dang, your butt's so nasty the paper fled.
Image 73464   12-30-15   Uploaded by    obama
 daisy picker: pretty much sums up my christmas
 Janston: Fuck yeah I'm a goat skull this kicks ass
 Catcat: That's why I never go to Romania
 HermwoodLitmajor: Testing. Filter. Filters. Switcherino. Testing.
 dark.elf.raya: @Korrok Thank you. As ever, I remain your humble servant.
 Knice: LOL "@Korroks be crazy" :D
 Korrok: Close enough.
 Korrok: Ok, third time's the charm. Korrok agrees. Korroks be crazy.
 Korrok: Filters be crazy.
 Korrok: @dark.elf.raya This agrees. You have served him well.
 dark.elf.raya: Hail Korrok
Image 73463   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
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