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248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

248761  Dr Awkward: GAHH!!

248689  whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.

248760  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Looks like a fledgling robin to me.

248758  dangerkeith3000: So many pastels...

248710  whcvgre78: My man Larry killed on Jeopardy a few nights ago.

248760  dangerkeith3000: Is that a great tit?

248760  Mac: Birb.

248746  UltraBeverly: The next meal is breakfast = NOTHING $1.00

248738  whcvgre78: There's something... fishy about this woman. I'll see myself out, have a great night Cleveland!

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248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248680 bug: pornhub

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching



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Score:
220
 
 WaffleIron: Born a sailor, Die a sailor.
 KonyIsland: Even as child, it was evident that Gilligan was clueless with the ladies.
 grizzly: "Sexier!"
 Knice: "Excuse me, MA'AM, I'm tryna shit, here."
Image 73307   12-29-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
Score:
99
 
 PlzPlzMe: death is certain
 jon do: Suck my bootleg, bitch!
 SomeCanadian: Yes, Ma'am...
Image 73306   12-29-15   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
94
 
 Korrok: Prove it.
 Warezlock: Yissssss.
 a robot: Complaining about which way the toilet paper is hung is the ultimate first world problem.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Since the cardboard tube had not yet been invented, the center of the roll was a sturdy oaken trowel handle
 Pizza: Oh not this again
 Colty Brumb: I reject your reality and substitute my own
 DQSpider: Great. Does this mean you're all going to shut the fuck up about this now?
Image 73305   12-29-15   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
277
 
 Paint Chips: deez nuts!
 funny in the wall: want
 indolentia: Peekaboo
 KonyIsland: Molerats! Switch to VATS!
 your nana: heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's chewie!
 WaffleIron: "This hardwood floor is delicious! So much better than your ceiling joists."
 Knice: Leggo mah nuts!!
Image 73304   12-29-15   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
237
 
 Galacta: People who give their pomeranian this haircut should be shot.
 KonyIsland: Milkbones. Not even once.
 your nana: genderfluid doge
 DQSpider: post and pre meth
 Mattixvii: exorcism and a hair cut, two bits!
Image 73303   12-29-15   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
186
 
 Heroin Bob: Jazz hands!
 shitshow: Go on, do it. I've been waiting to see someone beat the shit out of Mr. Noodle for ten fucking years.
 indolentia: ew balls
 Jaunty Shrimp: Still from the unreleased Kirsten Dunst/Robin Williams comedy 'Old timey Jane throws balls at old timey mork'
 VoR: he doesnt want what she has to offer
 snipdawg: No sweat, @a robot - you have to be as old as I am to know that. And I didn't even notice the "double 'not'"
 etc: "FEED ME THE ROCK"
 a robot: "Damn wimmins, stealing sports and therefore manhood away from us alpha males." -MRAs, probably
 Knice: @Robespierre My bad: *medicing-ball (Also, please forgive the double 'not.')
 deadwombat: @Knice: In the vernacular of the day, it's a medicine ball.
 Knice: "See here, now, Mabel: Do not not sport at me with yon sporting-ball!"
 frankie: I expect to see his hairstyle making the rounds come Spring - After all, Friendly Spaceship IS the tastemaker of all of the Internets
 SomeCanadian: Shes got the balls in the relationship.
Image 73302   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
174
 
 Gadzzz: Are they twins?
 StuporFly: I don't get it...
 indolentia: taylor swift with short hair. beiber with a wig.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pre-anorexia
 SomeCanadian: @zazzer to do what? They look like the cast of a Disney Channel sitcom.
 fracking: @SomeCanadian Confusion is not what I'm feeling. I'm feeling opportunity.
 funny in the wall: children of the corn
 SomeCanadian: This picture makes me confused in my pants.
 your nana: pretty ladies
Image 73301   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
298
 
 Knice: Alternate ending: "You might think I'm a goblin--cuzza how I'M A-GOBBLIN' DAT ASS!!! Nahm sayin, guuurrrrl?" ... "You there?"
 etc: "So son, how's it going with that girl? You used the running goblin line right? What do you mean you haven't gotten a response? Ladies love men who look like goblins when they run, it's how your mother and I met."
 your nana: golly, i can't imagine why not
Image 73300   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
536
 
 Galacta: I'm pretty sure normal and usual are synonymous.
 hajjpodge: Will you be manning the guillotines when the revolution comes?
 misterjoe: how is Xena soviet?
 Warezlock: Both partners are gamers = Heaven
 a robot: I don't really know what this is but I laughed so I must rad vote
 Crabapples: Yeah, I just can't even get into it anymore unless I imagine lucy lawless fantasizing about the death of capitalism with me.
Image 73299   12-29-15   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
334
 
 Annoying Vegan : Looks mostly assembled to me. Mostly.
 logan: no way that cat is 4 years old
 a robot: It's a trap!
 Nothing: This cat house has a window
 your nana: game contains all balls. not for ears
 Urchin: It is clearly a zany action, a crazy contraption, but I'm not sure if the fun is catching
 phil: Yup, that's a mousetrap alright
 bobby: Don't give pets as Christmas presents
Image 73298   12-29-15   Uploaded by    genius
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