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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

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 WaffleIron: Born a sailor, Die a sailor.
 KonyIsland: Even as child, it was evident that Gilligan was clueless with the ladies.
 grizzly: "Sexier!"
 Knice: "Excuse me, MA'AM, I'm tryna shit, here."
Image 73307   12-29-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
 PlzPlzMe: death is certain
 jon do: Suck my bootleg, bitch!
 SomeCanadian: Yes, Ma'am...
Image 73306   12-29-15   Uploaded by    house md
 Korrok: Prove it.
 Warezlock: Yissssss.
 a robot: Complaining about which way the toilet paper is hung is the ultimate first world problem.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Since the cardboard tube had not yet been invented, the center of the roll was a sturdy oaken trowel handle
 Pizza: Oh not this again
 Colty Brumb: I reject your reality and substitute my own
 DQSpider: Great. Does this mean you're all going to shut the fuck up about this now?
Image 73305   12-29-15   Uploaded by    matos
 Paint Chips: deez nuts!
 funny in the wall: want
 indolentia: Peekaboo
 KonyIsland: Molerats! Switch to VATS!
 your nana: heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's chewie!
 WaffleIron: "This hardwood floor is delicious! So much better than your ceiling joists."
 Knice: Leggo mah nuts!!
Image 73304   12-29-15   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Galacta: People who give their pomeranian this haircut should be shot.
 KonyIsland: Milkbones. Not even once.
 your nana: genderfluid doge
 DQSpider: post and pre meth
 Mattixvii: exorcism and a hair cut, two bits!
Image 73303   12-29-15   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 Heroin Bob: Jazz hands!
 shitshow: Go on, do it. I've been waiting to see someone beat the shit out of Mr. Noodle for ten fucking years.
 indolentia: ew balls
 Jaunty Shrimp: Still from the unreleased Kirsten Dunst/Robin Williams comedy 'Old timey Jane throws balls at old timey mork'
 VoR: he doesnt want what she has to offer
 snipdawg: No sweat, @a robot - you have to be as old as I am to know that. And I didn't even notice the "double 'not'"
 a robot: "Damn wimmins, stealing sports and therefore manhood away from us alpha males." -MRAs, probably
 Knice: @Robespierre My bad: *medicing-ball (Also, please forgive the double 'not.')
 deadwombat: @Knice: In the vernacular of the day, it's a medicine ball.
 Knice: "See here, now, Mabel: Do not not sport at me with yon sporting-ball!"
 frankie: I expect to see his hairstyle making the rounds come Spring - After all, Friendly Spaceship IS the tastemaker of all of the Internets
 SomeCanadian: Shes got the balls in the relationship.
Image 73302   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Johnny
 Gadzzz: Are they twins?
 StuporFly: I don't get it...
 indolentia: taylor swift with short hair. beiber with a wig.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pre-anorexia
 SomeCanadian: @zazzer to do what? They look like the cast of a Disney Channel sitcom.
 fracking: @SomeCanadian Confusion is not what I'm feeling. I'm feeling opportunity.
 funny in the wall: children of the corn
 SomeCanadian: This picture makes me confused in my pants.
 your nana: pretty ladies
Image 73301   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 Knice: Alternate ending: "You might think I'm a goblin--cuzza how I'M A-GOBBLIN' DAT ASS!!! Nahm sayin, guuurrrrl?" ... "You there?"
 etc: "So son, how's it going with that girl? You used the running goblin line right? What do you mean you haven't gotten a response? Ladies love men who look like goblins when they run, it's how your mother and I met."
 your nana: golly, i can't imagine why not
Image 73300   12-29-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Galacta: I'm pretty sure normal and usual are synonymous.
 hajjpodge: Will you be manning the guillotines when the revolution comes?
 misterjoe: how is Xena soviet?
 Warezlock: Both partners are gamers = Heaven
 a robot: I don't really know what this is but I laughed so I must rad vote
 Crabapples: Yeah, I just can't even get into it anymore unless I imagine lucy lawless fantasizing about the death of capitalism with me.
Image 73299   12-29-15   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Annoying Vegan : Looks mostly assembled to me. Mostly.
 logan: no way that cat is 4 years old
 a robot: It's a trap!
 Nothing: This cat house has a window
 your nana: game contains all balls. not for ears
 Urchin: It is clearly a zany action, a crazy contraption, but I'm not sure if the fun is catching
 phil: Yup, that's a mousetrap alright
 bobby: Don't give pets as Christmas presents
Image 73298   12-29-15   Uploaded by    genius
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