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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

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 duckfarts: @zazzer: pretty sure they surf better than they fight by default
 Micro Jackson: Shit! Those were the drones I was looking for!
 prospector: Circling your anus, wiping off cling-ons...
 Pikachu: Rebels don't surf.
 a robot: New Point Break remake looking weird
 1989Nihil: Baywatch Storm Trooper style
 topcity: Love the smell of hypermatter in the morning. Out here, kid, either you fight or you surf.
Image 68174   12-03-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
 duckfarts: granny sifting, not double crushing like you should be
 titular role: Spoilers on top. Spoilage inside.
 snipdawg: Ironically less trashy than 90% of vehicles with spoilers.
 1989Nihil: Does it have NOS
 nclaw: 10x more bullet proof than the last A-team vehicle
Image 68173   12-03-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 ann: Doc, I think I'm human.
 bobby: Maybe if doctors spent more than 10min with a patient, then it wouldn't be a problem!
 Grep Jelly: self diagnosis? let me write you an rx for amox.
 arglebargle: @Pier666 So what's your self-diagnosis?
 shitshow: I'll be sending you a bill for the Comic Sans. Now, turn your head and cough.
 Pier666: Well maybe if the doctor could do his f'ing job right, people wouldn't have to self-diagnose.
Image 68172   12-03-15   Uploaded by    butt poop
 duckfarts: god
 your nana: the one on the left has a lot more money
 Weather: ... but a whole hell of a lot older.
 Knice: I don't see it.
 MassDefect: I was going to ask why they couldn't just put their names up rather than their job descriptions.
 a robot: Nah, the dude on the right is way younger
 static xyz: Anthony Kiedis?
 SomeCanadian: I dunno, I've never seen them in the same room together.
 Entertainmentalist: It's almost like he's the same person or something!
 inthrees: It's true tho
 Christina: O RLY?
 Magma Safe: facepalm. jpeg
Image 68171   12-03-15   Uploaded by    cromerstu
 5 Headed Snake God: Cat, it says "shred," not "shed."
 avemaria: I got aids from this
 nanananana: This should not exist
 lebron: Fuzzy data deserves to be shredded
 a robot: No, kitty! You have so much to live for!
 1989Nihil: A green solution
 Pier666: Keep all extremities, including hands and fingers, away from the machinery... I'm talking about the cat.
Image 68170   12-03-15   Uploaded by    karpeles
 NoOneImportant: its a joke @hugs
 sandwiches: @Chronic Fatigue Huh?
 ratwa: Excuse my beauty
 ann: yesyouare
 whiplash: Hariam the Hibrariam from The Husic Han
 Chronic Fatigue: looooking goood
 The Bees: Rock you like a hurricane
 daisy picker: "I". Also, Prince
 hugs: bit of a different look for you, michael
Image 68169   12-03-15   Uploaded by    ssignature
 duckfarts: you should see a doctor about that
 burritos: Meet me in the Scrotum Pavilion
 Christina: Yep. That's a guy!
Image 68168   12-03-15   Uploaded by    leon
 Hift Fluble: c'mon @shitshow, just wear pants for my sake
 XLY: Way to go dad, you beat the system
 Chronic Fatigue: His fedora is just a hatband.
 p-niiice: i wear socks with sandals but i'm such an impressive guy it just works for me
 chemical: Loferl
 hugs: you merely adopted the socks. i was born in them, moulded by them. i didn't see my feet until i was already a man
 shitshow: My calves get cold sometimes. Only God can judge me!
 MindSpaceApocalypse: I told you I never wear socks with sandals
 berlin: He's SORTA not wearing socks with sandals. Partial credit.
Image 68167   12-03-15   Uploaded by    maura
 duckfarts: @CrustyDusty: hahahahaha you think this is a photoshop hahahahahahaha
 CrustyDusty: Now that I think about it, I otter make more of these.
 CrustyDusty: @a robot: this was a photochop I did for a friend who uses "Otter" as a username. The title I gave it is "Burnout on the Otterbahn".
 grimes: That's the other side of this life I've been leading.
 a robot: I don't know why this exists but I guess I'm glad it does
 Butcherboy: Very surreal, like a picture from the otter side
Image 68166   12-03-15   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 duckfarts: is that a turkey boner
 your nana: not a vegetarian, i assume
 Vladimir Puta: I hate you
 whiplash: Tried to commit suicide by sticking head in oven, didn't realise it was already occupied by roast turkey.
 bad tony: So we cooked and ate him. #68064
Image 68165   12-03-15   Uploaded by    cj22
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