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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

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 duckfarts: @zazzer: pretty sure they surf better than they fight by default
 Micro Jackson: Shit! Those were the drones I was looking for!
 prospector: Circling your anus, wiping off cling-ons...
 Pikachu: Rebels don't surf.
 a robot: New Point Break remake looking weird
 1989Nihil: Baywatch Storm Trooper style
 topcity: Love the smell of hypermatter in the morning. Out here, kid, either you fight or you surf.
Image 68174   12-03-15   Uploaded by    MeTooAlso
 duckfarts: granny sifting, not double crushing like you should be
 titular role: Spoilers on top. Spoilage inside.
 snipdawg: Ironically less trashy than 90% of vehicles with spoilers.
 1989Nihil: Does it have NOS
 nclaw: 10x more bullet proof than the last A-team vehicle
Image 68173   12-03-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 ann: Doc, I think I'm human.
 bobby: Maybe if doctors spent more than 10min with a patient, then it wouldn't be a problem!
 Grep Jelly: self diagnosis? let me write you an rx for amox.
 arglebargle: @Pier666 So what's your self-diagnosis?
 shitshow: I'll be sending you a bill for the Comic Sans. Now, turn your head and cough.
 Pier666: Well maybe if the doctor could do his f'ing job right, people wouldn't have to self-diagnose.
Image 68172   12-03-15   Uploaded by    butt poop
 duckfarts: god
 your nana: the one on the left has a lot more money
 Weather: ... but a whole hell of a lot older.
 Knice: I don't see it.
 MassDefect: I was going to ask why they couldn't just put their names up rather than their job descriptions.
 a robot: Nah, the dude on the right is way younger
 static xyz: Anthony Kiedis?
 SomeCanadian: I dunno, I've never seen them in the same room together.
 Entertainmentalist: It's almost like he's the same person or something!
 inthrees: It's true tho
 Christina: O RLY?
 Magma Safe: facepalm. jpeg
Image 68171   12-03-15   Uploaded by    cromerstu
 5 Headed Snake God: Cat, it says "shred," not "shed."
 avemaria: I got aids from this
 nanananana: This should not exist
 lebron: Fuzzy data deserves to be shredded
 a robot: No, kitty! You have so much to live for!
 1989Nihil: A green solution
 Pier666: Keep all extremities, including hands and fingers, away from the machinery... I'm talking about the cat.
Image 68170   12-03-15   Uploaded by    karpeles
 NoOneImportant: its a joke @hugs
 sandwiches: @Chronic Fatigue Huh?
 ratwa: Excuse my beauty
 ann: yesyouare
 whiplash: Hariam the Hibrariam from The Husic Han
 Chronic Fatigue: looooking goood
 The Bees: Rock you like a hurricane
 daisy picker: "I". Also, Prince
 hugs: bit of a different look for you, michael
Image 68169   12-03-15   Uploaded by    ssignature
 duckfarts: you should see a doctor about that
 Mr. Shine: Meet me in the Scrotum Pavilion
 Christina: Yep. That's a guy!
Image 68168   12-03-15   Uploaded by    leon
 Hift Fluble: c'mon @shitshow, just wear pants for my sake
 XLY: Way to go dad, you beat the system
 Chronic Fatigue: His fedora is just a hatband.
 p-niiice: i wear socks with sandals but i'm such an impressive guy it just works for me
 chemical: Loferl
 hugs: you merely adopted the socks. i was born in them, moulded by them. i didn't see my feet until i was already a man
 shitshow: My calves get cold sometimes. Only God can judge me!
 MindSpaceApocalypse: I told you I never wear socks with sandals
 Mr. Shine: He's SORTA not wearing socks with sandals. Partial credit.
Image 68167   12-03-15   Uploaded by    maura
 duckfarts: @CrustyDusty: hahahahaha you think this is a photoshop hahahahahahaha
 CrustyDusty: Now that I think about it, I otter make more of these.
 CrustyDusty: @a robot: this was a photochop I did for a friend who uses "Otter" as a username. The title I gave it is "Burnout on the Otterbahn".
 grimes: That's the other side of this life I've been leading.
 a robot: I don't know why this exists but I guess I'm glad it does
 Butcherboy: Very surreal, like a picture from the otter side
Image 68166   12-03-15   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 duckfarts: is that a turkey boner
 your nana: not a vegetarian, i assume
 Vladimir Puta: I hate you
 whiplash: Tried to commit suicide by sticking head in oven, didn't realise it was already occupied by roast turkey.
 Mr. Shine: So we cooked and ate him. #68064
Image 68165   12-03-15   Uploaded by    cj22
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