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268858  barfolomew: I been livin most of my life

268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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 duckfarts: doing shit-ups
 Pizza: And I say hey! What a wonderful kind of day to teabag each other
 Fishy: Eat my shorts!
 Anus: Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna sniff my ass
 grizzly: Smell my shit!
Image 58493   10-12-15   Uploaded by    falling
 blablabla: Goddamit Caaarl, stay in the house
 eyg: Nice trash sculpture.
 Pizza: @botch Pain sluts.
 Larry Xmas: Who'd wipe their ass with coral?
 Chronic Fatigue: My iPod's name is Titanic, Coral. And it's syncing.
 mcnugglesworth: @Pizza Oh, I didn't know that
 Pizza: That kills people!! Oh wait, wrong show.
 mcnugglesworth: Caaaaaarllllll!
Image 58492   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Caio: Is he saying all black people are jive turkeys? This triggers me.
 Largehand: I hear fap
 Pizza: @Ulillillia It's a beautiful world we live in
 wolfskin: This is Devo
Image 58491   10-12-15   Uploaded by    discodisco
 asailijhijr: Shun the non-belieber!
 AverageJoe: why tthat obsession with curved yellow fruits?
 Galacta: Wow. That's apples.
 DrPhibes: Stuck in my cabana, livin' on apples and blow.
 VoR: How cops measure coke.
Image 58490   10-12-15   Uploaded by    hammy
 WaffleIron: @Crompo Brumple : Unless you're virtuous, then you get the second circle - pretty rad place.
 flatluigi: You'd go to limbo with the other pagan babies, and who wants that?
 Pier666: Priest's just a dick, yo.
 VoR: Biggest plot hole ever.
Image 58489   10-12-15   Uploaded by    caesar
 bag o bones: On toppa the world, ma!
 Chronic Fatigue: Beanie Boy grew up and ate Cecil
 Noremak: He can fly!
 El Barto: t's Hanukkah, biches! GET YO PARTY KIPPAH ON! WOOP WOOP!
 VoR: Whatever's comfortable.
 Rembo Prundus: his name is also "scooter"
 grizzly: This man has his shit together.
Image 58488   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 parrotsnest: """Quotes are for dumb people who have nothing intelligent to say on their own. -Bo Burnham" -Michael Scott" - Pier666" - Dr. Obvious
 Pier666: ""Quotes are for dumb people who have nothing intelligent to say on their own. -Bo Burnham" -Michael Scott" - Pier666
Image 58487   10-12-15   Uploaded by    tina
 VoR: @AverageJoe Introvert, not a hermit crab.
 AverageJoe: I hate people, they force me to talk to them, shave and take showers regularly
 WotGives: Oh, it's charged, but the ringer is off
 Fishy: vvv This man understands.
 VoR: Wrong. We just don't charge phones in the 1st place.
Image 58486   10-12-15   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 Chronic Fatigue: Good Doge
 hex0: Yeah, I wouldn't mind having some baked beans by the pool.
 McMuff: definitely would
Image 58485   10-12-15   Uploaded by    hanky
 Chronic Fatigue: Your ear smells like shit.
 Fishy: Booty Sniffbutt
 Frank herbert: at the proctologist office
Image 58484   10-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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