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268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 jadensmith: And vaccines, you forgot vaccines.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Well yeah, but I mean you could say that about anything
 heck: Not Oregon Trail
 Meow: Walker Texas Ranger got really preachy
Image 57706   10-07-15   Uploaded by    tib gubb
Score:
49
 
 bidda wati: 57705
 Science: Man, Laura Prepon was a hot redhead back then
 inaquian: Oh yes it will, Kitty.
 Weather: sure... why not
 midgetcastle: Friendly spaceship does it again...
 tane: That chick on the right doesn't look like she wants to be there. Maybe the magic had gone by that point, and now they're getting married...
 140bpm: this is fake
Image 57705   10-07-15   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
119
 
 AverageJoe: Yet another imperial poster I can't understand...
 San DoDo: Yeah, but there are warm and cold fiddy degrees
 Korrok: "The truth is often stupid!" -B.B.R.
 abadidea: @ben we had snow on the ground in Boston through July this year.
 Crilm Flombies: both shitty places where i hope to never go
 Headoftheclass: Wow. A New England joke that doesn't involve Deflategate. Rad vote!
 ben: If it's 50 degrees then how is there snow on the ground?
 Chronic Fatigue: Wait, there's a NEW England?
Image 57704   10-07-15   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
290
 
 Korrok: BaDump CRASH!
 Headoftheclass: The omBUDSman had this to say, "This is a sticky, icky topic that has sparked much debate, with no quarter asked for, nor given. "
 skillet: They met in a dank room...
 Chronic Fatigue: We need the straight Dope to clear up the Purple Haze of confusion High up in ivory towers.
Image 57703   10-07-15   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
252
 
 San DoDo: Bad times a commin'
 inaquian: Get me my blade. I'm headed for Bad Times.
 ch: Good Times looks like the 1950s - at least Bad Times is honest about itself
 Knice: Ain't we lucky we got em...
 Annoying Vegan : If you stand on the X you'll just be bored
 HermwoodLitmajor: Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion man
 Pingu IRL: Why you don't use TomTom
 kimjongun: You know I've had my share.
 younglink: Gonna go with Bad Times. Honies get all up on inna thunderstorm.
Image 57702   10-07-15   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
284
 
 eykei: as you can clearly see officer, I'ts the dogs, not mine.
 bubbles: uhhhhh........
 saluted: professor nugsworth #57703
 electrode: lolololol
 Shay: They certainly made cutbacks in the K9 department, but by golly, lil' trooper still gets the job done.
 HermwoodLitmajor: A little steam, a little hollandaise... delicious
 weed poop: Those dank nugs appear to be broccolis.
 arglebargle: Good dog.
Image 57701   10-07-15   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
267
 
 Flarmie: He can only shuffle to the left, until a plumber jumps on him or he falls off a cliff.
 duckfarts: jim norton?
 Frank herbert: tool?
 Annoying Vegan : Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
 Lousy AI: Salvia.jpeg
Image 57700   10-07-15   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
131
 
 JollyWell: This is me
 dark.elf.raya: Dropping in vital supplies by parachute. He impressed the sponsors well. The odds are ever in his favour...
 HermwoodLitmajor: Ah, I see, he cleverly concealed it in the lining of his beekeeper hood
 Science: Penis parachute?
Image 57699   10-07-15   Uploaded by    fart
Score:
292
 
 male anon: Any relation to the Purple-shirted Eye Stabber?
 inaquian: Bring it you bitch! I'm brave enough!
 1979: only way to see how much of it is fat
 Shay: So you're telling me there's more than one butt stabber? Better watch my ass then.
 VoR: so where does she fit in to this group? is she the stabber or a stabbie?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Be safe, always use a scabbard
 brown tony: zazzer is willing to provide this.
Image 57698   10-07-15   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 57697 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
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